Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Check yer (drunk) man falling over whilst trying to lob a dead seagull at someone at Garrowhill train station ( a part of the city I know well): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3106255/Watch-drunk-man-pick-dead-seagull-try-throw-end-flat-back.html(a very short clip) This is nothing however: on saturday I was walking along broomfield rd. It was a warn and sunny day, I was in short sleeves. I encountered a man in the street carrying (i) a full size golf umbrella (not open) which seemed somewhat incongruous and (ii) a large, brilliant white, live cockatoo, which seemed even more incongruous. The bird wasnt in a cage or anything, just sitting squawking on his forearm. In a poor light, he could have been a pirate of sorts. So, from dead gulls to live cockatoos, Glasgow has it covered Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Definitely a Sevconian. No doubts about that. Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 My daughter is in Glasgow, saw Five seconds of summer at the Hydro last night. she says you're all weirdo's, especially the god botherer's, sorry cs. Link to comment
tup Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Only go to Glasgow if you have to is my motto. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Only go to Glasgow if you have to is my motto. I'm going there for a couple of days this weekend as part of my 40th birthday celebrations. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'm going there for a couple of days this weekend as part of my 40th birthday celebrations.I thought you were older than that. Awkward Link to comment
tup Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 40 min I knew you were a good bit older than me. You're the same age as my brither Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 My daughter is in Glasgow, saw Five seconds of summer at the Hydro last night. she says you're all weirdo's, especially the god botherer's, sorry cs. Meh, she wouldnt have said that if she'd met a guy in the street with a live cockatoo! (I bet its a good way to "break the ice" as it were). Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'm going there for a couple of days this weekend as part of my 40th birthday celebrations. Scotland premier city - a fine choice of destination, you old devil. Let me know if you want any advice regarding popular local activities for older people etc Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 Only go to Glasgow if you have to is my motto. Surely 2nd only to Sevcos "Ready" in the league table of poor mottos? Link to comment
Pash Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'm going there for a couple of days this weekend as part of my 40th birthday celebrations. I wouldn't celebrate being 40 min. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Scotland premier city -Factually incorrect. That is Edinburgh; on every single level far superior to Glasgow. Link to comment
tup Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Factually incorrect. That is Edinburgh; on every single level far superior to Glasgow. Aye that's true for once. I'm not sure how you celebrate being 40 anyway, not much to celebrate there. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 He will be like David Brent out on the town, 20 years older than everyone else and irrelevant Link to comment
tup Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 People aged 40 really should not go out on the drink. No good can come of it. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'm going there for a couple of days this weekend as part of my 40th birthday celebrations. You're old enough to be Pudgies father. Link to comment
tup Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I wonder what Pudgie's mither was up to circa 23 years ago? Night out at the Portsoy boat festival perhaps? Link to comment
Pudgie Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I wonder what Pudgie's mither was up to circa 23 years ago? Night out at the Portsoy boat festival perhaps? I was born when the tall ships were in at Aberdeen... Maybe I came out to look at the boaties just like when I was concieved?! @@The Boofon ... Daddy?! Link to comment
tup Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Would make sense anyway. You both have ridiculous haircuts for a start. 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 Factually incorrect. That is Edinburgh; on every single level far superior to Glasgow. With the exceptions of: - shopping- amenities- nightlife- value for money- character (both of the city and its inhabitants)- likelihood of seeing persons with exotic birds at random in the street- transport I would concede the following the Edinburgh: - it is very pretty to stand on Princess St and look around, those views of the castle etc beat Glasgow and most places Link to comment
Pudgie Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Would make sense anyway. You both have ridiculous haircuts for a start.At least we have haircuts! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 Aye that's true for once. Persons from the remote northern wilds have no legitimate opinions as to what makes a good city. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I've more experience of the world than you, you fat weegie prick. 2 Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I've more experience of the world than you, you fat weegie prick.All without getting on no plane.... Aye aye BA Link to comment
Henry Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 - it is very pretty to stand on Princess St and look around, those views of the castle etc beat Glasgow and most places Looking forward to visiting this new street in Edinburgh, I've never heard of it! Link to comment
tup Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I've been on a plane min. I just dinna like it. In any case, the schemie thinks a trip to the fucking chipper on a Friday is something to write home about. I'm operating at a much higher level than that. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I've been on a plane min. I just dinna like it. In any case, the schemie thinks a trip to the fucking chipper on a Friday is something to write home about. I'm operating at a much higher level than that.Aye, the pinnacle of food...co-op salads... 1 Link to comment
tup Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 You weegies are just scum. I would not give you the time of day if I seen you and indeed would cross the street to actively avoid you. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 You weegies are just scum. I would not give you the time of day if I seen you and indeed would cross the street to actively avoid you.But then you wouldn't be able to pet my cockatoo. Link to comment
Henry Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Bluto is a real bird enthusiast. He loves a cockatoo. 1 Link to comment
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