Poodler Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Happy Birthday, hope you use it as an excuse to act disgracefully Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted June 3, 2015 Author Share Posted June 3, 2015 Happy Birthday, hope you use it as an excuse to act disgracefully A PBW is a must on yer birthday? Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I know it's been said but I would have placed him a lot older than that. Happy birthday though, have a great time in Glasgow. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I know it's been said but I would have placed him a lot older than that. Happy birthday though, have a great time in Glasgow. In Glasgow terms he'll be a pensioner. Link to comment
caledonia Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 In Glasgow terms he'll be a pensioner.In Glasgow terms he'll be cleanHappy birthday anyway min Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 In Glasgow terms he'll be cleanHappy birthday anyway min Boof hasn't been able to pass a piss test in his life. Link to comment
Redstar Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Happy Birthday Chief...have a good one. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Happy 40th The Boofon, and happy 45th to your hairstyle. Link to comment
Pash Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Happy Birthday Boof. Just remember, you are 21 with...eh...wait a sec...ok I've lost count, let's just say a lot of experience. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Ignorant cunt nae even acknowledging the Hat on his birthday. Hope it's a shit one now, and I Dinna mean scat, you're nae deserving enough for that 2 Link to comment
caledonia Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 At least if you get a younger woman in Glasgow and her father comes in you will have experiance of hiding in the cupboard.... Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Happy birthday ? boofon. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 happy birthday boof. Treat yersel to a hair cut Link to comment
E-P-K Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Happy birthday min, get the Pat Sharp look out for the day. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 All the best Boof. Hope the weeg treats you well. CS, millertime and I will see you at Orange fest as arranged Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 many happy returns of the day, Boof. x Link to comment
tup Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Not wishing this cunt a happy birthday. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Ignorant cunt nae even acknowledging the Hat on his birthday. Hope it's a shit one now, and I Dinna mean scat, you're nae deserving enough for that He has history oh plumming in hotel rooms... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 He has history oh plumming in hotel rooms... He has a history of cumming in hotel rooms By his lonesome. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Happy 40th The Boofon, and happy 45th to your hairstyle. Has to be at least 45. When did the Beatles decide bowl cuts were trendy? Happy b'day btw. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Ignorant cunt nae even acknowledging the Hat on his birthday. Hope it's a shit one now, and I Dinna mean scat, you're nae deserving enough for thatI'm just in the door you cockwomble. Cheers folks. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I'm just in the door you cockwomble. Cheers folks. Liar, you were online earlier. Link to comment
tup Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Never replied to my text so I just assumed he was on the devil's dandruff again. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 Whilst the Boofter's day in the weege yesterday may have been interesting, I'm not sure 40 years is such a special landmark. We tend to remember days or moments more significantly than complete years. In fact, there could be an argument for celebrating specific days as anniversaries. Boofter was 14,610 days old yesterday. Nae very significant.He'll be 15,000 days old on the 27th June, 2016 - that should be a trip somewhere better than Glasgow, Edinburgh maybe.He'll be 20,000 days old on the 6th March, 2030 - I reckon Amsterdam for that one.He'll be 1.5 billion seconds old on the 14th December, 2022 - that's a nice landmark - a weekend in Bangkok I think. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Happy birthday, you old dog, and enjoy your visit to noble Glasgow Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Whilst the Boofter's day in the weege yesterday may have been interesting, I'm not sure 40 years is such a special landmark. We tend to remember days or moments more significantly than complete years. In fact, there could be an argument for celebrating specific days as anniversaries. Boofter was 14,610 days old yesterday. Nae very significant.He'll be 15,000 days old on the 27th June, 2016 - that should be a trip somewhere better than Glasgow, Edinburgh maybe.He'll be 20,000 days old on the 6th March, 2030 - I reckon Amsterdam for that one.He'll be 1.5 billion seconds old on the 14th December, 2022 - that's a nice landmark - a weekend in Bangkok I think. Obsessed Link to comment
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