NSFW 18+ Who Have You Wanked Over

[BrianFaePerth]

Kylie in her heyday

 

Zoe, 18 from London

 

LGIR

 

Some noggie hunnies: Sandra Lyng Haugen, Elin Tvedt, Eli Kari Gjengedal

[minijc]

Liz, Tracey, Carla, Leanne and Sarah Platt from corrie.

Lorraine Kelly, Susanna Reid, Rachel Riley, Rita from Dexter, Dexters sister, almost every bird in Orange is The new black

A few birds from First Dates, my pals sister, several facebook friends, fuck the list is endless.

[rumpus]

Brian from Bergen, Abdul and myself in a threesome.

[Pudgie]

One of the Dolly Dealers from Bruce Forsyth's Price is Right. Affa bonnie lassie!

[RAZOR]

One of my mates Mum's. She was sma tidy.

[Poodler]

An absolutely superb thread, inspirational.

 

Let's start with the obvious, porn. Riley Reid, she's a bam, but a champ. Mia Khalifa and Remy LaCroix also.

 

Actually, I'm nae gan to list everyone, I'll just chuck in a few controversial ones - Helen Mirren, nae in 'the queen'

[BrianFaePerth]

Brian from Bergen, Abdul and myself in a threesome.

[E-P-K]

Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science

 

Twins from Fun house.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Jet from Gladiators (aka Diane Youdale).

 

 

[RAZOR]

 

 

Twins from Fun house.

 

I think big Pat had a whole lot of fun with them.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Twins from Fun house.

 

Apparently they did a photo shoot for penthouse.

[RAZOR]

I once went into one of them Live Wank booths in Amsterdam as a kind of 'when in Rome' type thing.

 

Unforuntately, I misjudged the showing times and it was a large black male oiling himself and rubbing his bamboo stick instead of a pretty little blonde number rubbing her clit.

 

Give the lad his due, he seen the expression on my face and just chuckled as I hurried about the booth.

[dazzy_deff]

Carol Vorderman (numerous times).

Mia Khalifa

Liz from Corrie

Carmel from Hollyoaks

Linda Block from Dream Team (now Carla from Corrie)

Nikki Peggs from Dream Team

Susannah Reid

Kate Garraway

 

List is endless.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

'when in Rome' type thing.....................I misjudged the showing times

 

Undoutedly the flimsiest excuses yet for someone going to a gay sex show.

[dazzy_deff]

I once went into one of them Live Wank booths in Amsterdam as a kind of 'when in Rome' type thing.

 

Unforuntately, I misjudged the showing times and it was a large black male oiling himself and rubbing his bamboo stick instead of a pretty little blonde number rubbing her clit.

 

Give the lad his due, he seen the expression on my face and just chuckled as I hurried about the booth.

I once went into one of them as i was bursting for a piss and couldnt find a public toilet. Pissed in the spunk bucket and walked out. No greater sense of satisfaction than relieving myself that day.

[RAZOR]

 

Undoutedly the flimsiest excuses yet for someone going to a gay sex show.

 

There was nothing gay about it. The guy stood on his own rubbing a lubricant on his body whilst his other hand massaged his penis.

[Poodler]

 

There was nothing gay about it. The guy stood on his own rubbing a lubricant on his body whilst his other hand massaged his penis.

You have just recounted a big black guy wanking himself off in a 'what have you wanked over' thread though

[RAZOR]

You have just recounted a big black guy wanking himself off in a 'what have you wanked over' thread though

 

Just thought it was a humerous wanking tale, thats all.

[minijc]

Slightly off topic but how many wanks have you guys managed in a day? 8 is my personal best from when I was 16

[buchanskii]

Judith Ralston (The bbc weather wifie) - has an air of 'Lisa ann' about her.

[RAZOR]

Slightly off topic but how many wanks have you guys managed in a day? 8 is my personal best from when I was 16

 

Think I had about 6 whilst staying up watching the 10 minute free views on Red Hot.

[RAZOR]

Where's the most random place you've hud a churn?

 

Plane bogs en route to America for me.

 

Official member of the Mile High Chugger Club.

[spamspamspam]

Michaela Strachan in her her days

Natalie Imbruglia

[E-P-K]

Slightly off topic but how many wanks have you guys managed in a day? 8 is my personal best from when I was 16

 

If you ever necked a gram of paste speed, then you will have doubled that, leaving your tadger in an affa state, sweat soaked bed sheets, and nothing mare that a dreep of Jizz coming out when you hit double digits.

[BrianFaePerth]

Looking forward to LGIR's contribution

[RAZOR]

Looking forward to LGIR's contribution

 

Dare say she does alot of bean blasting.

[The Boofon]

Judith Ralston (The bbc weather wifie) - has an air of 'Lisa ann' about her.

 

 

She's fucking lovely.

 

[rumpus]

I once went into one of them Live Wank booths in Amsterdam as a kind of 'when in Rome' type thing.

 

Unforuntately, I misjudged the showing times and it was a large black male oiling himself and rubbing his bamboo stick instead of a pretty little blonde number rubbing her clit.

 

Give the lad his due, he seen the expression on my face and just chuckled as I hurried about the booth.

 

 

Hurried around the booth?

 

Doing what, trying to get your pants round your ankles as quick as possible?

[RAZOR]

 

 

She's fucking lovely.

 

 

She definitely has the dirty secretary look about her. Definitely one for the bank.

[minijc]

The bbc have some outrageous presenters that give me a rise in the morning, Carol is the one I'd crawl over broken glass to get a sniff of