King Street Loon Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Two customers today both have been wank victims before, this time had to delay leaving the Tesco car park while I relieved my urges.So you had a wank in your car in broad daylight in a public car park.Ok... Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 So you had a wank in your car in broad daylight in a public car park.Ok...I was joking ksl, I managed to wait until I reached the petrol station, again joking, wife out this evening they have been saved till.later. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I've always enjoyed working one off over Juliane Moore. Love the taste of redhead ladiesCalm down mate. We're talking about wanking, not fucking cannibalism. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Calm down mate. We're talking about wanking, not fucking cannibalism.LOL Link to comment
Redstar Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 So you had a wank in your car in broad daylight in a public car park.Ok...He passed it off as joking... but it certainly reads as you have described...the fella sounds like he's on a very short fuse...so too speak. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I've always enjoyed working one off over Juliane Moore. Love the taste of redhead ladies Ooft! Rusty roof = smelly cellar. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I've always enjoyed working one off over Juliane Moore. Love the taste of redhead ladiesSpotted some nice pics of Jessica Chastain in one of the wifes mags. That's my half time entertainment sorted for tonight Ooft! Rusty roof = smelly cellar.Each to their own Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Each to their own Agreed. Such a travesty as they are normally right go-ers. Just smell like a hot day at the fish market. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Agreed. Such a travesty as they are normally right go-ers. Just smell like a hot day at the fish market.Aye and us lads are so good at ablutions A lassie I ken once put the reverse into context.She explained that most men expect their woman to take a mouthfull after an evening or even a day on the batter and having pished multiple times and only shook our cocks to stop our drawers getting stained ps. She was a right goer and in fact still is, so I heard Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Would anyone laugh If I said Anthea Turner in her Blue Peter days? NB - I haven't actually said that, I only asked would anyone laugh if I did say it. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 Would anyone laugh If I said Anthea Turner in her Blue Peter days? NB - I haven't actually said that, I only asked would anyone laugh if I did say it. No laughing sir. The headmistress at the bairn's school is the spit of her. She also happens to wear inappropriately revealing dresses when talking to the parents. She is useless at her job, but eh dinna mind. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 @ByenEBergen Fit you doing inside ? Get yourself down to Verftet Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 @ByenEBergen Fit you doing inside ? Get yourself down to Verftet Been in the office since 7, so won't be seen for dust in 10 mins time. Beers on my deck await. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 No laughing sir. Ok then......Anthea Turner in her Blue Peter days. Link to comment
pwtredz Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 me and my pals once caught a guy knocking one off ootside a well known prossies hoose.he had his seat horizontial tugging awa with his window slightly open, so with it being so close to guy fawkes nite and with us possessing pockets full of squibs we decided to put one in his car and ran like fcuk.after said banger exploded he popped his heid oot the window to see who done it then went back to his business ,so we decided to put a rocket in it when he he was going fast and furious, the pyrotecnics was brillant.he didnt hang aboot after that !! Link to comment
Canada_Don Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 She's fucking lovely. Don't know what you see there min. Weegie mink. Common as muck. Link to comment
caledonia Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Two customers today both have been wank victims before, this time had to delay leaving the Tesco car park while I relieved my urges. eh brings a new meaning to "every little helps" Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Marina from Marina and The Diamonds earlier... tight catsuit.Always enjoyed her work Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 This one was a big favourite of mine Also had a sneaky tug at work not so long ago after working with a young Norwegian chick. the smell of her was way too much to bear. Oh and Helen Mirren (as the queen) Probably a few all of my wifes mates just to gauge the force of Spunk shot Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 This one was a big favourite of mine Also had a sneaky tug at work not so long ago after working with a young Norwegian chick. the smell of her was way too much to bear. Oh and Helen Mirren (as the queen) Probably a few all of my wifes mates just to gauge the force of Spunk shot Bolded words are interchangeable. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 This one was a big favourite of mine Also had a sneaky tug at work not so long ago after working with a young Norwegian chick. the smell of her was way too much to bear. Oh and Helen Mirren (as the queen) Probably a few all of my wifes mates just to gauge the force of Spunk shot The perfect crime. Getting paid for jacking off, doesn't get much better than that. I salute you Sir. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Bolded words are interchangeable. You saw right through me The perfect crime. Getting paid for jacking off, doesn't get much better than that. I salute you Sir. Yup and just to add, i never felt one bit of guilt either only elation Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Don't know what you see there min. Weegie mink. Common as muck. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Don't know what you see there min. Weegie mink. Common as muck. Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 I'm going to wank over Amber Rose after i've finished my chipper and had a lie down. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Kate Garraway and Susannah Reid side by side on Good Morning Britain this morning. Absolutely delightful. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm going to wank over Amber Rose after i've finished my chipper and had a lie down.I did that yesterday as i sent you the link, locked the office door and away i went I love those soft pillow like cheeks Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Early highlights: Yasmin bleeth, Tiffany amber thiason from saved by the bell. Anna friel in lesbian mode in brookie, the posh sister into incest again from brookie (Georgia I think). Angel from home and away. 1st becky in Roseanne. Several of my neighbours, my biology teacher, a girl whose room I could see into during a holiday to aviemore and who I watched get ready for bed every night before practically I tore my foreskin off. More recently our former office admin who used to recount tales of bisexual romping at the weekend. Cried real tears when she handed in her notice. An ex who liked the ladies too. Broke up years ago and she still forms the majority of my wanks. I used to like an early morn paper round wank on doorstep of a daily sport reader. One morn door opened and an elderly woman peeked out to ask where her paper was. Not sure who was more surprised. 1 Link to comment
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