The Youth Of Today Are Morons.

[StandFree1982]

Bae

Fam

YOLO

Selfie

Cheeky Nandos

Netflix and Chill

 

Something is seriously wrong with the younger generation. That Lad Bible page just illustrates how much morons there are in this country and how fucked we'll be if they are the "future".

[Henry]

Bae

Fam

YOLO

Selfie

Cheeky Nandos

Netflix and Chill

 

Something is seriously wrong with the younger generation. That Lad Bible page just illustrates how much morons there are in this country and how fucked we'll be if they are the "future".

 

[minijc]

Lad bible is by cunts for super cunts, used to use 'YOLO' quite a bit but wised up, do love a selfie though especially with a tidy bird and I'm partial to a nandos extra hot and extra extra cheeky.

[tup]

I think the consumption of too much of everything is the real issue with the youth of today.

 

They know no hardship.

 

World war three would sort all that out. I mentioned this to the local minister recently and he was ABHORRED and fell out with me for encouraging war but I stand by it.

 

A war would sort the wheat from the chaff, let's get a bit of conscription for the drainpipe legged youths, see how they handle that.

[RAZOR]

I only figured out what the whole 'netflix and chill' thing was all about. I foolishly thought it meant an evening watching Netflix and chilling out.

[The Cockney Don]

I`m lost .

[StandFree1982]

 

I wish I was fishing....but no, I just didn't bother to re-read what I wrote!

[StandFree1982]

Lad bible is by cunts for super cunts, used to use 'YOLO' quite a bit but wised up, do love a selfie though especially with a tidy bird and I'm partial to a nandos extra hot and extra extra cheeky.

Taking a photograph of yourself is fine. Calling it a fucking selfie.....jesus wept.

 

And then came along "selfie sticks".......

[Redforever86]

Had nae idea what "Netflix and chill" meant.

 

Wish I could say, due to that I've missed out on numerous opportunities of sexual intercourse. But, nit.

[tup]

I've no idea what Netflix and chill means.

 

I've no real idea what Netflix is, I'm assuming it's movies or something.

[StandFree1982]

Recently seen a girl sitting opposite her boyfriend at a restaurant who, rather than asking the guy she was with to do it, took out her phone and snapped a "selfie" of herself. This new "close up of my face and half of my arm" photographs are taking Social Media by storm.

 

I believe it is caused by this need for attention that Social Media has brought on the youth of today. They feel that they need to belong and fit into whatever is "trendy" at the time, even if it means covering their face in layers of fake tan and pouting like a duck.

[Henry]

[The Cockney Don]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbCYCqeZA2o

[elephantstone78]

I only figured out what the whole 'netflix and chill' thing was all about. I foolishly thought it meant an evening watching Netflix and chilling out.

I still don't know. Your suggestion seems v logical. Is it a euphemism for "come round for a shag"?

What is BAE apart from a ftse quoted plc that makes armaments?

Got to get down with the kids and know the lingo these cats are talking.

[elephantstone78]

Where's Huntley sheep when u need him. I imagine he uses yoof speak.

[dave_min]

I only figured out what the whole 'netflix and chill' thing was all about. I foolishly thought it meant an evening watching Netflix and chilling out.

No different to having a young lady round to watch a DVD, it's just that nobody owns a DVD player anymore.

[Pudgie]

Taking a photograph of yourself is fine. Calling it a fucking selfie.....jesus wept.

 

And then came along "selfie sticks".......

It's nae even a selfie stick, it's a monopod. They've been around for decades!

 

 

The fucking duck pout.

 

Females are cunts.

Fuck right off!

[AFCaketin]

Nandos is fucking shit, just a glorified KFC - I take it is 'cheeky' because it tries to pass itself off as a restaurant?

Every night we have 'Netflix and sneak to bed quietly so as not to wake up a child' - 'chill' or a 'richt gid shaggin' never comes into it.

[Ke1t]

I've blocked more or less every female I was 'Friends; with on Facebook, simply because women are, in general, vain, self-obsessed, vacuous, giggling fuckwits, with nothing interesting to say about anything, and little to say about anything but themselves.

 

That might sound a tad misogynistic, but it is what it is...

 

I'd agree that the current generation is about as thick as you can get, and a good conventional war would help thin out the ranks of the stupid. I think our governments are in the process of setting the stage for a good, old-fashioned conflict where we can just feed millions of retards into the meat grinder. Proper heroes, they'll be. We can call them "Our Brave Lads" and wave them off as they march cheerily off to a manufactured war that was never necessary. Still, they'll all get a smashing medal and a picture in the Daily Mail, and we can spend 10p on a poppy once a year to remind us of their sacrifice to 'Keep us Free™' and such.

 

ISIS is possibly the most blatantly manufactured 'threat' I think I've seen in my lifetime, as is the whole ''Radical Islam' thing... still, it gives the frightened and the bigoted something to focus on.

 

Most of you probably missed it, but Cameron has just signed into law an act that will allow him to put armed troops on the streets of Britain in the event of an ill-defined 'terrorist attack', because that's what you do when a bomb goes off in a shopping centre. You send the army onto the streets of British cities. Remember how they used to have soldiers on the streets of Aberdeen any time an IRA bomb killed a horse in London? No, me neither. But Cameron can now effectively institute martial law in the event of anything he decides constitutes a threat. And people are cool with that because, as the OP says, people are fucking muppets who prefer to be led by the nose rather than think for themselves.

 

Depopulation is coming, I reckon. Agenda 21 is no conspiracy, but rather the thin end of the wedge.

 

Anyway...

[dave_min]

I've blocked more or less every female I was 'Friends; with on Facebook, simply because women are, in general, vain, self-obsessed, vacuous, giggling fuckwits, with nothing interesting to say about anything, and little to say about anything but themselves.

 

That might sound a tad misogynistic, but it is what it is...

 

I'd agree that the current generation is about as thick as you can get, and a good conventional war would help thin out the ranks of the stupid. I think our governments are in the process of setting the stage for a good, old-fashioned conflict where we can just feed millions of retards into the meat grinder. Proper heroes, they'll be. We can call them "Our Brave Lads" and wave them off as they march cheerily off to a manufactured war that was never necessary. Still, they'll all get a smashing medal and a picture in the Daily Mail, and we can spend 10p on a poppy once a year to remind us of their sacrifice to 'Keep us Free' and such.

 

ISIS is possibly the most blatantly manufactured 'threat' I think I've seen in my lifetime, as is the whole ''Radical Islam' thing... still, it gives the frightened and the bigoted something to focus on.

 

Most of you probably missed it, but Cameron has just signed into law an act that will allow him to put armed troops on the streets of Britain in the event of an ill-defined 'terrorist attack', because that's what you do when a bomb goes off in a shopping centre. You send the army onto the streets of British cities. Remember how they used to have soldiers on the streets of Aberdeen any time an IRA bomb killed a horse in London? No, me neither. But Cameron can now effectively institute martial law in the event of anything he decides constitutes a threat. And people are cool with that because, as the OP says, people are fucking muppets who prefer to be led by the nose rather than think for themselves.

 

Depopulation is coming, I reckon. Agenda 21 is no conspiracy, but rather the thin end of the wedge.

 

Anyway...

Sounds like you need to go for a cheeky nandos.

 

Then off for some Netflix and chill.

[Ke1t]

I would actually go for a Nandos with Kelt if I were to ever be in Detroit.

 

I see the Nandos logo is a big black cock.

[boboisared]

Folk on here let the slightest thing bother them.

 

Bear in mind when you were those folks age, if your phone had the capability to take selfies then you probably would.

 

First world problems min.

[tup]

I think I would excel and be a leader of men in the event of war so bring it on.

[DD1903]

Wtf is 'Bae'?!

 

I blame Derek zoolander for the duck face pout. Poor (wo)man's blue steel.

[The Cockney Don]

Wtf is 'Bae'?!

 

I blame Derek zoolander for the duck face pout. Poor (wo)man's blue steel.

[DD1903]

Danish for 'poop' according to the urban dictionary

 

No wonder I don't do facebook

[RAZOR]

I still don't know. Your suggestion seems v logical. Is it a euphemism for "come round for a shag"?

 

No different to having a young lady round to watch a DVD, it's just that nobody owns a DVD player anymore.

Yep. Apparently it's quite common for this to come from the female nowadays.

[fatjim]

Never had a nando's. Never will.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Bae

Fam

YOLO

Selfie

Cheeky Nandos

Netflix and Chill

 

 

Don't know any of that stuff bar "selfie" and only then because the media bombard us with it.

 

I hear them say "heavy" to mean "very".

 

Its a sign of age to have contempt for yoof but, its true, the yoof of today are pretty hopeless.

 

Conformist, androgynous dullards who worship authority and couldn't think their way out of a wet paper bag.

[dave_min]

I hear them say "heavy" to mean "very".

 

You do realise Back to the Future is now 30 years old?