fine-n-dandy Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 This thread is tots amazeballs Link to comment
chaos_defrost Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Don't have a clue what bae or fam means. No idea why it's a 'cheeky' Nandos. And if Netflix and chill doesn't mean sitting down to watch a film on Netflix then I don't know what that means either. I'm not on Facebook or Twitter so I'd imagine that's probably why these things are alien to me. Link to comment
cruzcampo3 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Trying get served at a bar and a bunch of comb over heeds (the new parrot heed it would appear) are taking a selfie with 20 boys trying get in it. Bring back the days of a couple cunts standing at the bar yapping that stops you being served Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I asked an apprentice at work if he'd been sniffing glue and he didn't seem to know what I meant. Cunt was probs on glue. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Certainly wouldn't rush to go back to Nandos. Been once or twice but didn't see the fascination. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Don't know any of that stuff bar "selfie" and only then because the media bombard us with it. I hear them say "heavy" to mean "very". Its a sign of age to have contempt for yoof but, its true, the yoof of today are pretty hopeless. Conformist, androgynous dullards who worship authority and couldn't think their way out of a wet paper bag. Now you're... you're a Catholic, if I recall correctly? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I'm a big fan of Mongolian BBQ. It's commercial as fuck, but basically you're picking out the exact ingredients you want, and all that the restaurant is doing is having an over-excited lad cook it on a griddle for you. Medieval Times, if anyone else has been there (as seen on Cable Guy) is a rare treat. Serving wenches bring you your big roast turkey leg, and you get to watch a completely accurate re-enactment of medieval times. But back on topic, kids are retarded because the majority of them have fuckwits for parents as much as schools are shite. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I'm a big fan of Mongolian BBQ. It's commercial as fuck, but basically you're picking out the exact ingredients you want, and all that the restaurant is doing is having an over-excited lad cook it on a griddle for you. Medieval Times, if anyone else has been there (as seen on Cable Guy) is a rare treat. Serving wenches bring you your big roast turkey leg, and you get to watch a completely accurate re-enactment of medieval times. But back on topic, kids are retarded because the majority of them have fuckwits for parents as much as schools are shite. Yeah like as well but the dishes you get for yer ingredients are a bit small Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Why do all the lads wear socks that don't go over their ankles and turned up jeans?If that's fashion, then I'm glad I grew up in the 90's with my Nevica and Pepe Jeans. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Yeah like as well but the dishes you get for yer ingredients are a bit small Not sure how it's done in your neck of the woods, but here you pay a flat fee and can go up as many times as you like. One and a half bowls and I'm usually stapped. Trick is to not fill up on the rice and flatbread. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Why do all the lads wear socks that don't go over their ankles and turned up jeans?If that's fashion, then I'm glad I grew up in the 90's with my Nevica and Pepe Jeans.I've seen a few youngsters, and not so youngsters, wearing this nonsense recently. This included a guy from work. He's a couple of years off 40...he claimed his mrs had bought him the outfit and convinced him to wear it. This only added to the slagging he got. Have also seen a few guys wandering about in jeans that look like leggings that are that tight. Just wrong Link to comment
dave_min Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I've seen a few youngsters, and not so youngsters, wearing this nonsense recently. This included a guy from work. He's a couple of years off 40...he claimed his mrs had bought him the outfit and convinced him to wear it. This only added to the slagging he got. Have also seen a few guys wandering about in jeans that look like leggings that are that tight. Just wrong The first guy you talk of is a prick. The second guy you talk of is a fashion icon. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 The first guy you talk of is a prick. The second guy you talk of is a fashion icon.He is a bit of a prick. When I saw the second guy my first thought was, 'I wonder if that's dave_min?!' Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 It's the job of future generations to annoy the fuck out of previous. My da slagged every band and type of music I listened to, I slag off all the shite they pass off as musicians and the noise they make these days. It's a sign and right of getting old. As for this Netflix and chill shenanigans, I found the direct approach worked better. Coming round for a fumble? Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Not sure how it's done in your neck of the woods, but here you pay a flat fee and can go up as many times as you like. One and a half bowls and I'm usually stapped. Trick is to not fill up on the rice and flatbread. Yeah I went in Canada & it was eat what you want but when I done it here I was just trying it out on a groupon deal (to see if it was as good) & it was one bowl limit but you could upgrade another £10 which I did & was also stapped after just one more bowl. Good thing about it is the variety of meats etc. that you can get that you wouldn't normally try. Also love a good Brazilian place. Zico's are a decent chain & great value for money. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Yeah I went in Canada & it was eat what you want but when I done it here I was just trying it out on a groupon deal (to see if it was as good) & it was one bowl limit but you could upgrade another £10 which I did & was also stapped after just one more bowl. Good thing about it is the variety of meats etc. that you can get that you wouldn't normally try. Also love a good Brazilian place. Zico's are a decent chain & great value for money. oh,shit, the Brazilian Steakhouses (Goucho's and Texas de Brazil in particular) are like fucking heaven. I could eat there every night until I died of clotted arteries within two weeks. Now I want that. Not going to happen any time soon, unfortunately. Link to comment
dave_min Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 He is a bit of a prick. When I saw the second guy my first thought was, 'I wonder if that's dave_min?!' Was he also a prick? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Was he also a prick?'A fashion icon' Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I canna mind male 'fashion' ever being worse than it is just now. Apart from that whole Tshirt and tie thing back around 2004, mind that? Hahahaha Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I canna mind male 'fashion' ever being worse than it is just now. Apart from that whole Tshirt and tie thing back around 2004, mind that? Hahahaha Bring the Parkas home. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Bring the Parkas home.You need to bring a balaclava home. 2 Link to comment
hopeisimportant Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 The wife and I watched Netflix and chilled last night. We watched Dexter, it was relaxing. The selfie duck pout drives me nuts. When having a rummage around facebook you come across these trouts. The more duck like, the more jailbait so you better move on. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 You need to bring a balaclava home. Harsh. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Medieval Times, if anyone else has been there (as seen on Cable Guy) is a rare treat. Serving wenches bring you your big roast turkey leg, and you get to watch a completely accurate re-enactment of medieval times. This was on our to-do list in Canada, but the $200 outlay it would require put us off. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 The wife and I watched Netflix and chilled last nigh Well played sir, she won't be needing any more of that smut off the Firestick. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Tight cunt. That's between hopeisimportant and his missus. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 The modern human... http://imgur.com/gallery/5c1md Link to comment
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