dave_min Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Susan Kennedy She is perfection. Link to comment
zander Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Rusty LeeIs that who you think of in the Tesco car park. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I'm a bit of a lightweight when it comes to beer, If I had 10 pints i'd be in a coma. Now after about 3 or 4 I would be tempted too bounce up and down on Michelle Mcmanus as she lay there like a beached whale. I met her before she did a show at the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, she was wearing sussies etc, wouldn't need more than two pints Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I met her before she did a show at the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, she was wearing sussies etc, wouldn't need more than two pintsLoves the boaby. Apparently. Link to comment
BWG Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Jackie Baillie, I don't even think there would be a sufficient pintage level that would cause a man to even consider porking this absolute monstrosity. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Jackie Baillie, I don't even think there would be a sufficient pintage level that would cause a man to even consider porking this absolute monstrosity. I've wiped the fanny of too many women built like this to know that it's gan to hum Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Poodley min, quit the work chat. 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 I've wiped the fanny of too many women built like this to know that it's gan to humFucking fair play to you min. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Loves the boaby. Apparently.Allegedly so Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Loves the boaby. Apparently.& a deep fried pizza or three. Fat weegie mess that she is. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 & a deep fried pizza or three. Fat weegie mess that she is.Hope she lets them cool down a bit first, might sting a bit Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Hope she lets them cool down a bit first, might sting a bitWouldn't even touch the sides so no problem for her. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 & a deep fried pizza or three. Fat weegie mess that she is. Mind I once got sma stoned at lunchtime whilst at school and smashed a deep fried pizza. Slept the whole way through double maths. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Poodley min, like Bufford Tannen, I do my drinking before breakfast.And you're sleeping straight after Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I was about 2 nips away from pouncing on Judy Murray on Friday, lovely woman Leave the Japanese out of this! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I met her before she did a show at the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, she was wearing sussies etc, wouldn't need more than two pints Ah yes, the famed "turn up in sussies and get a free pie" promotion at Greggs! Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 That stupid mole doing the "free bleeding" ootside the house of commons. Ten pinter. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Ah yes, the famed "turn up in sussies and get a free pie" promotion at Greggs! Hope you've not done that? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Kezia Dugdale I would definitely fuck her right in the pussy. She looks as if she could suck the brass of a penny tbf. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Hope you've not done that? Only when I feel hungry and sexy at the same time 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 She looks as if she could suck the brass of a penny tbf. Prefer the "golf ball through a garden hose" analogy! Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 That bird from Britain First is an absolute horse Link to comment
Singapore Steve Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 What about BOBFOK's........Body Of Barbie Face Of Ken ?Any candidates as i saw a cracker yesterday at the MRT station......Neck down stunning, Neck up shite. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 What about BOBFOK's........Body Of Barbie Face Of Ken ?Any candidates as i saw a cracker yesterday at the MRT station......Neck down stunning, Neck up shite.Surely you just flip them over so you don't see the face? Link to comment
dervish Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 She's a Madam Two Swords no doubt. That said near enough guaranteed the good kid of threesome. She's fair butch so the other will be tidy. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 She's a Madam Two Swords no doubt. That said near enough guaranteed the good kid of threesome. She's fair butch so the other will be tidy. It would be like fucking Boofon. Nae thanks. 1 Link to comment
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