Dating Tups For Tip

[King Street Loon]

She looks nae bad tup has she a sister do you have another sister

 

 

I didn't know tup had a date wig.

[rumpus]

Hope all goes well on Friday min. Be yourself and she'll be putty in your hands.

[The Boofon]

Good luck Tup.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Aye, good luck Tup!

 

(even acid-tongued whingers deserve happiness )

[tup]

The reaction to this sort of stuff is amazing.

 

Some of you need to get out a lot more, clearly.

 

It's easy to flatter and deceive women.

[tup]

Thanks for the good wishes lads.

[looksgoodinred]

Thanks for the good wishes lads.

 

so you've still not said Tup.. what are you plans for the date?

[tup]

None of your business.

[Tommy]

so you've still not said Tup.. what are you plans for the date?

 

None of your business.

I'd tell him you ain't going lass.

[looksgoodinred]

 

I'd tell him you ain't going lass.

 

you make me smile, Tommy x

[looksgoodinred]

None of your business.

 

i was just being friendly and engaging you in conversation. no need to be rude.

[BrianFaePerth]

Word of advice LGIR, let tup be the one to wear heels.

[Tommy]

you make me smile, Tommy x

It's mutual x

[360]

Now that you've bought the lube, you could make her chuckle by smearing it all over your scalp/face and pretend to be a new born baby.

[tup]

 

i was just being friendly and engaging you in conversation. no need to be rude.

It's not rude it's just my usual blunt style which is not to everyone's taste.

[looksgoodinred]

It's not rude it's just my usual blunt style which is not to everyone's taste.

 

i hope it's to your date's as well, or Friday will come to an abrupt end.

[Bluto10]

It's not rude it's just my usual blunt style which is not to everyone's taste.

No.

It's cause you're a cunt.

[zander]

so you've still not said Tup.. what are you plans for the date?

 

The local British Legion is my guess.

 

Surely can't be much other places to take a female to on a Friday night in wick.

[Bluto10]

The glitz and glamour of Inverness?

[looksgoodinred]

The local British Legion is my guess.

 

Surely can't be much other places to take a female to on a Friday night in wick.

 

there's more restaurants in Wick than one would have imagined.

 

https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Restaurants-g186542-Wick_Caithness_and_Sutherland_Scottish_Highlands_Scotland.html

[tup]

Aye, exactly.

 

Those ignorant cunts dinna have a clue, never been to Wick.

 

I'll go somewhere posh, and then I'll be on first name terms with everyone there.

 

It will work, women cannot get enough of my chat, it's just that I get sick of them after a period of time.

 

Treat them with affectionate disdain is my motto.

[looksgoodinred]

Aye, exactly.

 

Those ignorant cunts dinna have a clue, never been to Wick.

 

I'll go somewhere posh, and then I'll be on first name terms with everyone there.

 

It will work, women cannot get enough of my chat, it's just that I get sick of them after a period of time.

 

Treat them with affectionate disdain is my motto.

 

hope you have a good time, Tup.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

hope you have a good time, Tup.

 

Me too, coz she won't.

[Nelly]

Just don't be yourself and it'll all be fine

[tup]

Thanks, I will.

[tup]

Aye.

[ollie1903]

I have very fond memories of Wick.

 

Take her to Camps Cafe.

[tup]

Shut now min.

 

It's a Chinese restaurant now, depressingly.

[looksgoodinred]

Aye, exactly.

 

Those ignorant cunts dinna have a clue, never been to Wick.

 

I'll go somewhere posh, and then I'll be on first name terms with everyone there.

 

It will work, women cannot get enough of my chat, it's just that I get sick of them after a period of time.

 

Treat them with affectionate disdain is my motto.

 

considering you're dating again, i'd say that this has probably not really worked for you.

perhaps check your disdain at the door, and try to enjoy the company of the woman you're dating?

 

unless you prefer being single? in which case, as you were i guess.

 

 

do you like women, Tup? (and i'm not trying to be funny and suggest you prefer guys.) i'm asking do you like women, as a group? enjoy their company?

or do you just figure you need one for whatever purposes and would as soon do without one in your life on an ongoing basis?

[ericblack4boss]

The next time his date will be seen, she will be lying face down in a ditch, with paint tins up her arse and blood trickling down her thigh.