Dating Tups For Tip

[looksgoodinred]

The next time his date will be seen, she will be lying face down in a ditch, with paint tins up her arse and blood trickling down her thigh.

 

your idea of a good date sounds a bit odd, EB4B.

 

i've heard of many things up someone's arse, but a paint tin was never one of them. wtf?

[Ke1t]

Just remember to leave the money on the dressing table before you leave.

[ericblack4boss]

 

your idea of a good date sounds a bit odd, EB4B.

 

i've heard of many things up someone's arse, but a paint tin was never one of them. wtf?

Now quine, after she has endured some time with that cunt, the scenario I said would be a fucking dream,

 

I wonder what month he will tell her that sevco will go bust.

[pwtredz]

The next time his date will be seen, she will be lying face down in a ditch, with paint tins up her arse and blood trickling down her thigh.

is he trying to put a gloss on the night, or will he try to whitewash the night

[tup]

 

considering you're dating again, i'd say that this has probably not really worked for you.

perhaps check your disdain at the door, and try to enjoy the company of the woman you're dating?

 

unless you prefer being single? in which case, as you were i guess.

 

 

do you like women, Tup? (and i'm not trying to be funny and suggest you prefer guys.) i'm asking do you like women, as a group? enjoy their company?

or do you just figure you need one for whatever purposes and would as soon do without one in your life on an ongoing basis?

I can sit in anyone's company, I'm good crack.

 

I won't worship any woman, and that's what most of them want you to do, they are insecure as fuck.

 

I'm happy to string them along.

[Redstar]

The next time his date will be seen, she will be lying face down in a ditch, with paint tins up her arse and blood trickling down her thigh.

An interesting and very disturbing prediction...have you been drinking heavily?

[looksgoodinred]

I can sit in anyone's company, I'm good crack.

 

I won't worship any woman, and that's what most of them want you to do, they are insecure as fuck.

 

I'm happy to string them along.

 

to what end?

[tup]

To win the overall mental battle between the sexes.

[rumpus]

To the twats who gave me minuses for wishing my good friend Tup luck on his date: go and fuck yourselves. You don't know him well enough to judge.

[tup]

I wouldna let minuses bother you.

 

Use the phone, you canna see them then, a vast improvement.

[rumpus]

I wouldna let minuses bother you.

Use the phone, you canna see them then, a vast improvement.

I don't let it bother me, I never minus anyone, pretty pathetic thing to do. If they're a twat it's better to tell them rather than disapprove behind the cloak of anonimity.

[caledonia]

The next time his date will be seen, she will be lying face down in a ditch, with paint tins up her arse and blood trickling down her thigh.

 

Is it just me who does not get this

[tup]

I don't let it bother me, I never minus anyone, pretty pathetic thing to do. If they're a twat it's better to tell them rather than disapprove behind the cloak of anonimity.

Agreed, you prick.

[tup]

 

Is it just me who does not get this

It's worrying.

 

That definitely won't happen.

[caledonia]

yes but why paint tins i still do not get it or is he weird as hell

maybe he should start posting in the deviants thread

[manboobs109]

To win the overall mental battle between the sexes.

You are a fucking loon. Why not just go out with the bird and have a laugh? 'Mental battle between the sexes' give me strength. You need counselling.

[tup]

You're overeacting to a comment on the internet, again.

 

It's you who needs help but you're not going to get it because you're a minker from Dundee

[rumpus]

To be fair mr Tup, the fud does have a point...why not just enjoy her company instead of considering a battle to be won?

[Bluto10]

I reckon tips a military man; prob just like Gareth.

[Poodler]

I reckon tips a military man; prob just like Gareth.

Haha +1

[manboobs109]

You're overeacting to a comment on the internet, again.

 

It's you who needs help but you're not going to get it because you're a minker from Dundee

Na. You've stated you're exactly the same on here as in real life. That remark was a glimpse into a troubled soul, mother issues I reckon.

[manboobs109]

To be fair mr Tup, the fud does have a point...why not just enjoy her company instead of considering a battle to be won?

Fud? Are you not the wee teapot that was meant to have me on block?

[rumpus]

I told you you weren't on block, but you can't come up with better insults than 'wee teapot' you might be.

[tup]

To be fair mr Tup, the fud does have a point...why not just enjoy her company instead of considering a battle to be won?

I was only jesting with LGIR.

 

Silly fat fuck overreacted.

 

He's probably never shared a joke with a woman before.

[tup]

Na. You've stated you're exactly the same on here as in real life. That remark was a glimpse into a troubled soul, mother issues I reckon.

There's plenty folk on here have met me.

 

I'm normal. Prove you are.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Never been to Wick . Is it nice?

 

Well, its no San Tropez, to say the least.

[manboobs109]

There's plenty folk on here have met me.

 

I'm normal. Prove you are.

Constantly stating you're normal makes you sound anything but.

[tup]

You've never been you weegie fuckwit.

 

Weegies are not welcome in the north, where you will feel the cold chill of true cultural hatred.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Get her in a paddling pool full of Crisp 'n Dry or some beef dripping - tell her to take one of her mates along

 

 

 

Tup, if she or you owns a dug(s) make sure its tethered to something secure, before lathering the beef dripping over yourself! Failure to do so may lead to embarrassing scenes!

[tup]

Constantly stating you're normal makes you sound anything but.

Pipe down before I get you banned.