Canada

[rumpus]

What a pathetic country.

 

Sir Andy must have been thinking What the fuck??? when that abortion walked onto to the court wearing his luminous orange, 80's t shirt and shaved legs combo. Not surprising it took a while to put him in his place.

 

Apart from Justin Beiber and Bryan Adams there are no famous Canadains. Constantly overshadowed by their bigger neighbours, as bad if not badder than us at football. As highlighted by the fact they didn't qualify for Euros 2016 either.

 

They might have big mountains and a posh ski slope, but for such a huge land mass and almost 76 million people, one would expect more.

 

Not surprising we fucked them off years ago to let them go their own way with that stupid flag with a cannabis leaf. If there was anything worth having there, like the Falklands and Gibralter, they would still be colonial slaves.

[BrianFaePerth]

What a pathetic country.

 

Sir Andy must have been thinking What the fuck??? when that abortion walked onto to the court wearing his luminous orange, 80's t shirt and shaved legs combo. Not surprising it took a while to put him in his place.

 

Apart from Justin Beiber and Bryan Adams there are no famous Canadains. Constantly overshadowed by their bigger neighbours, as bad if not badder than us at football. As highlighted by the fact they didn't qualify for Euros 2016 either.

 

They might have big mountains and a posh ski slope, but for such a huge land mass and almost 76 million people, one would expect more.

 

Not surprising we fucked them off years ago to let them go their own way with that stupid flag with a cannabis leaf. If there was anything worth having there, like the Falklands and Gibralter, they would still be colonial slaves.

 

 

LGIR turn down your pathetic advances huh?

[dave_min]

Canada is great.

 

Much better than Buckie anyway.

[RAZOR]

I smoked my first joint in Canada. True story!

[The Boofon]

Canada is great.

 

Much better than Buckie anyway.

Nonsense.

[King Street Loon]

This is my favourite Canadian.

He's even got his own Log Flume Ride in Orlando.

[BrianFaePerth]

Orlando isn't in Canada.

[looksgoodinred]

What a pathetic country.

 

Sir Andy must have been thinking What the fuck??? when that abortion walked onto to the court wearing his luminous orange, 80's t shirt and shaved legs combo. Not surprising it took a while to put him in his place.

 

Apart from Justin Beiber and Bryan Adams there are no famous Canadains. Constantly overshadowed by their bigger neighbours, as bad if not badder than us at football. As highlighted by the fact they didn't qualify for Euros 2016 either.

 

They might have big mountains and a posh ski slope, but for such a huge land mass and almost 76 million people, one would expect more.

 

Not surprising we fucked them off years ago to let them go their own way with that stupid flag with a cannabis leaf. If there was anything worth having there, like the Falklands and Gibralter, they would still be colonial slaves.

 

actually it's approximately 36-37 million people. not sure where you got your population statistic from?

 

unless you were thinking of another pathetic country and mistakenly referred to it here as Canada?

 

[The Cockney Don]

They have some lovely ladies.

[Robbie Winters]

The French invented it so what did you expect

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Apart from Justin Beiber and Bryan Adams there are no famous Canadains.

 

Pamela Anderson is Canadian.

 

I agree with the main thrust of your post though.

[Bluto10]

John Candy is Canadian.

 

Canada is ace.

 

Rumpus must be blootered.

[looksgoodinred]

John Candy is Canadian.

 

Canada is ace.

 

Rumpus must be blootered.

 

And so are

 

Mike Myers

Jim Carrey

Martin Short

Russell Peters

Catherine O'Hara

Phil Hartman

Lorne Michaels

Howie Mandel

Seth Rogen

Eugene Levy

Dan Aykroyd

Tom Green

Mike MacDonald

Dave Foley

Rick Moranis

Will Arnett

 

to name just a few. Comedians that is.

shall we move onto other categories, Rumpus? or are you napping now?

[Ke1t]

Alexander Graham Bell... famous Canadian inventor of the telephone.

 

...actually, that was what I thought, according to a Canadian mate, but today I found out he was actually an American

 

So, the phone... America's gift to the world.

 

You're welcome, World

 

Alexander Graham Bell

 

[Sonoftherock]

 

And so are

 

Mike Myers

Jim Carrey

Martin Short

Russell Peters

Catherine O'Hara

Phil Hartman

Lorne Michaels

Howie Mandel

Seth Rogen

Eugene Levy

Dan Aykroyd

Tom Green

Mike MacDonald

Dave Foley

Rick Moranis

Will Arnett

 

to name just a few. Comedians that is.

shall we move onto other categories, Rumpus? or are you napping now?

 

... and Milos Raonic! Nae luck LGIR!

[looksgoodinred]

The French invented it so what did you expect

 

actually, aboriginal peoples have lived her the longest.

next up would be the Vikings in Newfoundland.

 

but a few hundred years after that, John Cabot would have been here -- under the banner of King Henry VII -- before the French.

 

Cabot was here in 1497.

Jacques Cartier in 1534.

[looksgoodinred]

 

... and Milos Raonic! Nae luck LGIR!

 

well we could move into sports.

 

i wasn't surprised by Raonic's loss this morning. he wasn't expected to win, and hasn't made it past the semi-finals in a major tournament i don't think?

so not really surprising

 

i'll be rooting for Murray, good sport that i am.

[dave_min]

[looksgoodinred]

Alexander Graham Bell... famous Canadian inventor of the telephone.

 

...actually, that was what I thought, according to a Canadian mate, but today I found out he was actually an American

 

So, the phone... America's gift to the world.

 

You're welcome, World

 

Alexander Graham Bell

 

 

 

actually he was Scottish

but emigrated to Canada.

and the moved to the US to continue his work.

 

"By 1874, Bell's initial work on the harmonic telegraph had entered a formative stage, with progress made both at his new Boston "laboratory" (a rented facility) and at his family home in Canada a big success. "

 

so i think we'd have to share him, no?

[Ke1t]

 

actually he was Scottish

but emigrated to Canada.

and the moved to the US to continue his work.

 

"By 1874, Bell's initial work on the harmonic telegraph had entered a formative stage, with progress made both at his new Boston "laboratory" (a rented facility) and at his family home in Canada a big success. "

 

so i think we'd have to share him, no?

 

No. No sharing. He's American.

 

That's how it works.

 

[looksgoodinred]

 

No. No sharing. He's American.

 

That's how it works.

 

 

 

he rented in America. he owned in Canada. and is buried here.

and was born in Scotland.

 

so...

[Ke1t]

 

he rented in America. he owned in Canada. and is buried here.

and was born in Scotland.

 

so...

 

[looksgoodinred]

[Poodler]

Just to see this picture again.

[Bluto10]

Looks like you poodley min

Nae luck.

[dave_min]

Looks like you poodley min

Nae luck.

If that was true, I'd happily shag him.

[Bluto10]

Dunno David min. Don't know him

[The Boofon]

Alexander Graham Bell... famous Canadian inventor of the telephone.

 

...actually, that was what I thought, according to a Canadian mate, but today I found out he was actually an American

 

So, the phone... America's gift to the world.

 

You're welcome, World

 

Alexander Graham Bell

 

Jeepers min he's Scottish nae Canadian.

 

Fucking hell that's some clanger.

[tutankamun]

Bryan fuckin Adams

[King Street Loon]

Orlando isn't in Canada.

Nobody said it was.

 

Jute Idiot