BABM Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Ideal song for Simon Church. Date to Church by the Replacements. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOwu88u4Ej8 Link to comment
BWG Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 He only scores goalsHe only scores goalsSimom ChurchHe only scores goals Link to comment
360 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Has there ever been a thread with a title starting with "Song For..." that hasn't resulted in full-blown bad AIDs? Link to comment
Panda Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Leyton Orient fans had a funny chant about him according to this:- http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/8077666.stm I can't work out what the tune is though. Chu-rch, woah-oh-oh, Chu-rch, woah-oh-oh.His name suggests he's holy, he's gonna beat your goalie. Link to comment
paddy Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Leyton Orient fans had a funny chant about him according to this:- http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/8077666.stm I can't work out what the tune is though. Chu-rch, woah-oh-oh, Chu-rch, woah-oh-oh.His name suggests he's holy, he's gonna beat your goalie. I found a forum which said it was sang to Volare - Awful. Link to comment
Panda Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I found a forum which said it was sang to Volare - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkWhkKVvqHU Awful.Ouch. Nah scrap that. Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 "What a shity hold-up play" Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Has there ever been a thread with a title starting with "Song For..." that hasn't resulted in full-blown bad AIDs? Aye, it's threads like this that keep me coming back to afc chat Link to comment
MancDon Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 from 2:00-2:15He doesn't look a thing like Jesusss, But he's a f*ckn goal machine,Thats why we love him, it's Sii-monn ChuuuUUrrrchdadadaaadaaa Link to comment
BABM Posted March 10, 2016 Author Share Posted March 10, 2016 Bluto10, on 03 Dec 2015 - 5:13 PM, said: Duncan from blue was a hunk back in the day but he's definitely let himself go recently Right enough Bluto. I'll leave the intelligent chat to you to keep the Dons fans interested. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Intelligent is my middle name min. 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Simon 23The Church is our Shepard Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Bluto10, on 03 Dec 2015 - 5:13 PM, said: Duncan from blue was a hunk back in the day but he's definitely let himself go recently Right enough Bluto. I'll leave the intelligent chat to you to keep the Dons fans interested.He looked bang on when I met him in Soho a couple of years back. Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Surely Bowie's "modern love" chorus Simon Church ..... get's the ball heSimon Church ..... scores a goal heSimon Church ...........Get it to the Church on time. Link to comment
seeingtreble Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Posted it once to zero reaction whatsoever so I'll try again. To paraphrase Kanye and Jay-Z's No Church in The Wild.... Jonny Hayes down the wingIf not him then McGinnCross a ball in the boxTo the waiting Adam RooneyWho rarely misses anythingBut if he does, it’s alrightSimon Church has arrived Yeeahhh!!!! Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Bluto10, on 03 Dec 2015 - 5:13 PM, said: Duncan from blue was a hunk back in the day but he's definitely let himself go recently Right enough Bluto. I'll leave the intelligent chat to you to keep the Dons fans interested.Come on min. Duncan was a handsome chap Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 He looked bang on when I met him in Soho a couple of years back.You met him in a public toilet in soho you mean. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Few years ago in short succession I had about ten pints with Martin Jol and then in one of my locals a lock in with bobby George. Was some night with bobby. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Oh come let us adore him,Oh come let us adore him,Oh come let us adore him,Church, The Lord. 2 Link to comment
ab24_5qh Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Welsh sheep shagging bastardChurch is a Welsh sheep shagging bastard Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I take it my Billy Idol one is a no go then? Fuck yous.FFS angry man. Moanie moanie Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 To the tune of Kelis-Milkshake His Hold Up Play Is Better Than Yours, damn right, it better than yours. He can bring others into the game but he'll have to charge. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 What's the point in trying to create a song. See Danny Ward. Danny, Danny Ward. Danny, Danny Ward One Simon Church will likely be the sum of it. I would personally like something regarding 'our church doesn't cover up child sex abuse' Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 What's the point in trying to create a song. See Danny Ward. Danny, Danny Ward. Danny, Danny Ward One Simon Church will likely be the sum of it. I would personally like something regarding 'our church doesn't cover up child sex abuse'Erm! maybe better that our Church doesn't actually get involved in any child sex abuse? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 In the age of recycling just change some words to a Duncan Shearer song? We have the greatest striker the world has ever seen,His name is Simon Church and he plays for Aberdeen,He's here, there, everywhere, scores a vital goalAnd as for David Goodwillie you can send him to Dingwall Well, maybe not Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Super Simon met a pieman,Going to the matchSays Super Simon to the pieman,I'll score just you watch. Says the pieman to Super Simon,We've run out of pies and I don't speak English or understand British money. That's Section Y's one. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Oh come let us adore him,Oh come let us adore him,Oh come let us adore him,Church, The Lord. Imagine the above. First line quiet, second line a bit louder, third line everyone belts it out. It would get loads of likes on the Football Away Days Facebook page Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 He's shite, he scoresHe's silenced Ronnie's roarsSimon Church, Simon Church Link to comment
Foster14 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Can't Church thisCan't Church thisCan't Church this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)Can't Church this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)His-his-his-his goals makes me so hard makes me say oh my LordThank you for blessing him with a head to score and two hype feetThat's good when you know you're downA super dope homeboy from AmershamAnd he's known as suchAnd this is a goal uh u can't ChurchWe told you homeboy u can't Church thisYeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't Church thisLook in our eyes man u can't Church thisYou know let him burst the fucking net u can't Church this 5 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Imagine the above. First line quiet, second line a bit louder, third line everyone belts it out. It would get loads of likes on the Football Away Days Facebook page Quoting your own post as it never got a +1 first time round is the saddest fucking thing I've ever seen. It's a good song none the less. Link to comment
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