Unacceptable Office Behaviour

[ab24_5qh]

There is a bloke at my work who goes out for a cycle at lunch time.....which is fair enough.....however, he then spends the afternoon wandering about the office in his skin tight lycra cycle shorts!

 

Totally unacceptable!

[Dynamo]

There is a bloke at my work who goes out for a cycle at lunch time.....which is fair enough.....however, he then spends the afternoon wandering about the office in his skin tight lycra cycle shorts!

 

Totally unacceptable!

 

stick a dildo on his saddle

[Dal Riata Don]

There is a bloke at my work who goes out for a cycle at lunch time.....which is fair enough.....however, he then spends the afternoon wandering about the office in his skin tight lycra cycle shorts!

 

Totally unacceptable!

In all seriousness I would look into your firms dress-code policy.

 

By wearing shorts he is putting himself at risk from burns (dropped coffee) and scratching (from office furniture) further if he cuts his leg accidentally whilst cycling he could put others at risk (HIV) by brining in an open wound to the office.

 

I'd put these concerns to him first to seek his response.

 

In the case that he does not see the seriousness inherent in the above, I would pass your concerns along to the HR department both verbally and in writing.

[RAZOR]

In all seriousness I would look into your firms dress-code policy.

 

By wearing shorts he is putting himself at risk from burns (dropped coffee) and scratching (from office furniture) further if he cuts his leg accidentally whilst cycling he could put others at risk (HIV) by brining in an open wound to the office.

 

I'd put these concerns to him first to seek his response.

 

In the case that he does not see the seriousness inherent in the above, I would pass your concerns along to the HR department both verbally and in writing.

 

Wtf!

[pwtredz]

Tell him to wise the fuck up.

Or tell him the lassies in the office know where he keeps his bike pump,and that he's fooling no one.

[buchanskii]

wanking in the cubicles

[StandFree1982]

Brown nosers. Fucking hate those crawling bastards who'll go out of their way to suck up to the boss.

[spamspamspam]

If he doesnt get changed after his cycle is he nae a bit stinky?

 

Get one of the office dollys to tell him, he'll soon change his ways if a tidy asks him.

[ebbe]

Folk who chew with their mouths open. Heaven forbid these folk are offered midget gems or worse, the dreaded sports mixture.

[ab24_5qh]

If he doesnt get changed after his cycle is he nae a bit stinky?

 

Get one of the office dollys to tell him, he'll soon change his ways if a tidy asks him.

 

Yes he is!

 

I told him today that walking about in his shorts wasn't big or clever but he just ignored me.....weirdo!

[ab24_5qh]

Also unacceptable....there are 4 urinals in the office toilet. If I am taking a piss in urinal 1, and the other 3 are free I don't expect someone to come in and use the urinal right next to me....cock watchers!

[Zeus]

Leaving just a wee bitty of juice in a bottle to save putting it in the recycling.

 

Not washing hands after a pish/shite. Incredible that folk do that. DISGUSTEN

[Chewie37]

Working in an office is unacceptable

[E-P-K]

folk who work in offices, yet think they have genuine reasons to complain about unacceptable behaviour.

 

 

Blooto gets away with working in an office, as he hates his job so much he drinks every night to ease the pain.

[E-P-K]

Chewi beat me to it.

[Chewie37]

Chewi beat me to it.

Sorry bout that........

[E-P-K]

He's boned all the birds in the office, though.

Edit - bored

 

Fuk you doing online, you should be bollock deep in an Arabian princess, beered up, and being a menace.

 

A month at work and then on the hat, doff my cap, and spit in disgust at same time,

[Poodler]

Staff toilets are right near my 'desk' and it's completely unacceptable for anyone to shit in it let alone some of the tidies. Foul smelling middens

[thedandydon]

Staff toilets are right near my 'desk' and it's completely unacceptable for anyone to shit in it let alone some of the tidies. Foul smelling middens

 

Quite right, its just nae on to shit in someone's desk

[BrianFaePerth]

There's just something wrong about going in to a trap at the same time as a colleague enters theirs. Eh dinna need to hear their strains and plops.

[Robbie Winters]

Folk who send you an email then immediately come to your desk to explain it.

If I have a question I will ask....

[BrianFaePerth]

Folk who send you an email then immediately come to your desk to explain it.

If I have a question I will ask....

 

Force of habit, they were used to some hotty working reception and needing an excuse to come over

[Robbie Winters]

Problem is that I have to minimize AFC Chat every 10 mins

[Dynamo]

Folk who send you an email then immediately come to your desk to explain it.

If I have a question I will ask....

 

Or when you send an email and the person then comes to your desk to answer it. Please leave me alone and reply by email.

Pet hates thread for this i guess.

[StandFree1982]

Attractive women wearing "trouser" suits or a long skirt

[tommo1903]

In all seriousness I would look into your firms dress-code policy.

 

By wearing shorts he is putting himself at risk from burns (dropped coffee) and scratching (from office furniture) further if he cuts his leg accidentally whilst cycling he could put others at risk (HIV) by brining in an open wound to the office.

 

I'd put these concerns to him first to seek his response.

 

In the case that he does not see the seriousness inherent in the above, I would pass your concerns along to the HR department both verbally and in writing.

 

:hysterical:

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Or when you send an email and the person then comes to your desk to answer it. Please leave me alone and reply by email.

Pet hates thread for this i guess.

Or the all exciting "Urgent - Email Recalled" message expecting to find mistakenly sent porn or a three page rant as to why some colleague is chucking his job, how you're all cunts and why until now he had had the good grace not to mention the boss was knobbing the post girl, only to find that its some pish like a spelling mistake or a cancelled meeting. Boooo.

[BrianFaePerth]

We had something similar once. The boss sent out an email saying a particular person was going to get fired, but sent the mail to him instead of the intended recipient. Cue frantic clicking of buttons in IT, all of which was too late as it had been read by the firee.

 

The boss just shrugged his shoulders and went "meh, saves me having to tell him in person"

[The Boofon]

I shall post the content of an email sent in error by my mate to the Smedvig HR manager later.

 

It's a fucking beauty but I cannot search for it on my phone so it'll have to wait.

[Chewie37]

haha love that commitment

It's a beauty, must've taken a few previews to get it right