Makes You Smile

[RAZOR]

Couple of glum threads doing the rounds so thought I'd try and cheer everyone up.

 

What makes you smile...

 

I always crack a smirk when I see a sausage dog.

[Poodler]

David Brent

[buchanskii]

Fat or elderly people falling over

[Guest milne_afc]

'Vile' football chanting and the resulting outrage.

 

And all of the above.

[Redstar]

What goes around coming around on a cunt...fat people crying because they're fat.

[Poodler]

Seeing eggs splattered all oer windows the day after Halloween.

[daytripping]

My wifes breasts.

 

I'll pick that one too, lovely set she has.

[RAZOR]

What goes around coming around on a cunt...fat people crying because they're fat.

I think Poodler mentioned his delight in watching reality TV shows when fat people cry because they're fat. It really does give the show an up lift.

[The Cockney Don]

Them getting beat.

[rumpus]

Once sat in my car at Westhill shops and there were guys replacing drainage pipes. They had a sign up informing people of the trip hazard but the area wasn't clearly barriered off.

 

The amount of passers-by who tripped over the pipe had tears rolling down my face.

 

One of those where you had to be there to see how funny it was. Not funny reading, I grant you.

 

 

In essence, people's blatant stupidity always makes me smile.

[rumpus]

Another was reading about the guy who got sentenced for crawling about below the tables in Aberdeen library looking up girls skirts.

 

Judge called him an imbecile. That makes me smile, I like imbeciles.

[dave_min]

Bluto

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Folk walking into patio doors / similar..

 

Folk slipping when its icy.

 

A good smoke.

[Poodler]

Seeing folk get shit on, mostly in section Y. By seagulls, before you start.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Seeing folk get shit on, mostly in section Y. By seagulls, before you start.

 

 

Ive heard the germans do a good line of videos in that kind of thing

 

I was at a BBQ the other week, sitting next to my brother in law who was holding his baby son.

 

Suddenly there was a massive splat and they were both absolutely covered in gull shit. It was hilarious, but the panic stations when the baby tried to lick some of the bird shit was even better

[a don in oz]

Walking out the door at work, always good for a smile (and a few hearty cheers)

 

My next pay too with the amount of bloody overtime I've just been doing: that ought to make me smile.

[The Boofon]

Walking out the door at work, always good for a smile (and a few hearty cheers)

 

My next pay too with the amount of bloody overtime I've just been doing: that ought to make me smile.

 

 

Known as a FineandDandy smile that one.

[E-P-K]

A neighbour, who has recently separated from his wife, he is to embarrassed to take his copious amounts of empty Tennents tins to the recycling bin in the far end of his garden, so he has moved the recycling bin to just below his kitchen window, has a piece of string attached to the lid which he can open from his kitchen via an open window, and in incognito mode drop all the empties out without him doing the walk of shame on a Tuesday night. I smiled.

[King Street Loon]

@@RAZOR has the biggest smile I've ever seen.

[RAZOR]

@@RAZOR has the biggest smile I've ever seen.

 

Happy go lucky lad me. Always got plenty to smile about.

[cruzcampo3]

Saturday's

[Chewie37]

'accidentally' flicking onto Babestation.......and it's a bird who looks normal

[Misers Hill]

My kids.Daughter 26...Son 22..and my Grandaughter.(to my Daughter)...shes 5..when i feel bleak...and shes over...what a lift.... also,she comes out with complete classics....ok,2 weeks ago my cat died...she died with dignity in the family home..great innings 21,yup 21...couldnt put her down....died in peace..buried her in the Garden...the daughter who doesnt live at the family home...is in a mess on the phone,because of the loss of the pet.....the grandaughter in the background,pipes up..dont worry mum...granda and grandma can just buy another cat that looks like Smudge........

[Sheep#1]

Seeing folk get shit on, mostly in section Y. By seagulls, before you start.

I got shat on by a seagull all down my back, while I was bent over spewing in the T in the Park campsite. This did not make me smile.

[spamspamspam]

Peeping Toms

 

Being one or giving one a show?

 

 

'accidentally' flicking onto Babestation.......and it's a bird who looks normal

 

Does that ever happen? Accidentally flicking onto babestation is hard enough considering you have all that other pretend porn channels to get past first but then a normal looking bird being on when you get there? I doubt thats ever actually made you smile.

 

A good shite makes me smile. Nothing quite like having a good shite the paper in front of you.

[manboobs109]

Dogs dragging their arse. Dogs shagging legs, cushions etc. Dogs in general really. Fucking great wee cunts.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

It was very remiss of me not to include my gorgeous baby daughter ("ma wee baby") in my original post. Nearly 8 months now, cant believe it. Love her to bits.

 

Also:

 

Folk who open cans/bottles of juice, only for it to explode and spurt all over their electronic devices / smart clothes / important paperwork.

 

Friday lunchtimes - work canteens serve up fish on a friday, which I am on the countdown to right now :-)

[spamspamspam]

Dancing naked to heavy metal.

 

I'd be careful doing that if I was you. At your age you have to watch you dont bruise your knees with your testicles.

[Chewie37]

Being one or giving one a show?

 

 

 

 

Does that ever happen? Accidentally flicking onto babestation is hard enough considering you have all that other pretend porn channels to get past first but then a normal looking bird being on when you get there? I doubt thats ever actually made you smile.

 

A good shite makes me smile. Nothing quite like having a good shite the paper in front of you.

 

Yes it has

[reekie_dock]

When you first see headland in the chopper after you'v done your trip offshore. Knowing you'll be sipping a pint in less than half an hour after three weeks away, Never gets old.

 

Children swearing always makes me chuckle that video oh the Bairn telling the monkey to fuck off is priceless.

 

Seeing people loose on game shows for some reason makes me chuckle. Seeing the 250k come out on the first box oh that deal or no deal was always funny. They were always so cringe on it with the love in oh each other and they're picture oh they're dead cats and dogs saying they had a system oh picking the numbers cause the picture told them too. Absoulte fucking El Serpentie