Worst Sports Memorabilia

[manboobs109]

Following on from from the Fergie jacket with the used Spanish letter in the pocket, what's the worst bit of sports memorabilia you have?

 

I have a George McGeachie testimonial programme signed by the man himself. Haven't bothered to get it framed.

 

I also have a ticket from the junior cup final of 1997 signed by the Tayport side that won it.

[daytripping]

Got a pristine glossy cup final programme, Aberdeen v hun, think 84 but could have been any year round about there, not looked at it in years, think the only programme I ever bought in my life, must have bought for someone else but never delivered, was usually too busy drinking, drug taking and getting lifted to bother with such matters.#

 

# For sale at £10,000 pounds, I can provide provenance that dayts bought it and held it at some point in his life.

 

PS I'm still struggling to understand how a spanish note in a jacket pocket makes boofs jacket real, did stefano slip him a spanish betting slip before the game?? why would he have a note, why would that mean he was wearing that jacket on that night, I'll go with a letter from the great man confirming ownership over this proof. I'm probably getting whoosed.

[manboobs109]

Is a 'Spanish letter' not a euphemism? I thought boof's thing was a wind up and he had an old tracky top with a used johnny in the pocket but most things 'woooosh' me on here so you never know. One thing I do know is I wouldn't be buying any spunky second hand clothes off him, even if it came with a photo of his dad.

[The Boofon]

Is a 'Spanish letter' not a euphemism? I thought boof's thing was a wind up and he had an old tracky top with a used johnny in the pocket but most things 'woooosh' me on here so you never know. One thing I do know is I wouldn't be buying any spunky second hand clothes off him, even if it came with a photo of his dad.

 

 

It isn't a woooosh moment.

 

I had a lace used to hold up Alex McLeish's sock when I was a young lad. Ran onto the pitch after a game when he'd taken it off nearby.

 

Stunk of ralgex but was a prized possession.

[daytripping]

Would you trade the jacket for a 2006 Mini Cooper S with 65k on the clock that I got MOT'D today, ready to go for anyone else interested, mint condition, really is like a go cart on tracks round corners, like shit off a shovel, red with a white roof, bargain at mmmh 2 and a half for hatters, valued at 3 2, not a mark on it, could do with a service as she treats her cars like shit but all tyres are new run flats, actually take £2,400 so you can get a full service. Great car though, pm me if interested. When I say could do with a service that's cause I know, never skips a beat, 6 gear speed machine with leather interior and cd player, only ever used for commuting.

[BWG]

My old man has McKimmies Gola beets he scored the winner against the Argies with.

 

Nae really all that bad as far as sports memorabilia goes, to be fair.

 

A pal of mine has a top signed by Ricky Foster....

[Henry]

I have a copy of The Shining signed by Chris Maguire.

 

Or Andy Considine

 

I can't remember which.

[cruzcampo3]

singed menu from one the Aberdeen Youth Football Festivals award Dinner from about 2000-01

 

The Brazil team that signed one the boys was meant be the "next best thing"

 

Fair to say I couldn't tell you his name now.

[The Oxford Don]

I have a copy of the Hobbit signed by Darren Mackie.

 

Well I say signed... it's more like a paw print, really.

[Dom Sullivan]

We have a signed Jerel Ifil shirt in our office in the basement.

 

It's on the Wall of Shame

[daytripping]

The garage I use, North East Tyres in Bucksburn has a signed framed Richie Byrne top pride of place on the office wall.

 

They called me last year when the mini was in for its mot...it's passed!! except you need 2 new tyres, bonus I thought, that won't cost much, never asked, just said go ahead and fit them, went to collect it...£520.

 

Never been back, use Overton now, much prefer them.

[Chewie37]

I've got:

 

A couple of Teddy Scott testimonial dinner whiskey miniatures

 

An Emelyn Hughes signed postcard

 

Two AFC fitbas signed by the entire team.......but when we were shite

 

A bottle of 1966 England World Cup Winners Champagne with a ripped label

 

A Roy of the Rovers top in the wrapper

[Chewie37]

Oh and a pic from the P&J of me skinning Willie Young in a game at Kepplestone

[daytripping]

I've got the autographs of Abdesallam Benjelloun and Merouane Zemamma on a piece of paper somewhere.

 

Wasnae even me that got them. A lassie I was seeing at the time worked in the school where they were taking English classes. A nice touch but at least get it on a t shirt or a photo or something ffs.

 

Were they the Bataclan Paris terrorists?

 

Nice find if so, would be interested in buying.

[StevieT1986]

I have a signed Thomas Solberg shirt and the match ball from the Scotland Nigeria game at Pittodrie a few years ago.

 

Think Super Kev won his first cap that game

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

I gave my pal a Dons top signed by Cato Guntviet and myself for his 21st

 

16 year ago, that was.

Best looking player the Dons ever had.

[Robbie Winters]

I have an Oldmeldrum Games programme from 1973 signed by Sir Bobby Charlton.

He judged the tug o war

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

I always thought scott booth was the sexiest.

 

So did Hans Gillhaus, allegedly.

[cruzcampo3]

So did Hans Gillhaus, allegedly.

 

Want a Bett on it?

[Jigot]

Yoinks ago before I headed off to a Hearts' POTY dance, my youngest brer asked me to get some autographs for him.

 

Towards the end of the night I got a pen and a sheet of paper and passed it around my table asking the punters to sign a Hearts' players name on it.

 

Imagine the worthless cunt I felt when I came home from work on the Monday to see ma wee brer show off the"Autographs" he had pinned up on his bedroom wall, tae his pals.

[Robbie Winters]

Yoinks ago before I headed off to a Hearts' POTY dance, my youngest brer asked me to get some autographs for him.

 

Towards the end of the night I got a pen and a sheet of paper and passed it around my table asking the punters to sign a Hearts' players name on it.

 

Imagine the worthless cunt I felt when I came home from work on the Monday to see ma wee brer show off the"Autographs" he had pinned up on his bedroom wall, tae his pals

Wardhaugh, Bauld & Conn ?