Favourite Swear Word/expression

[looksgoodinred]

"Ballsack" for something gone awry

 

"Arsehole" for someone

[manboobs109]

Cunt. Both in a good way 'he's a good cunt really' or negative 'Rumpus and Tup are a right couple of cunts'

[Chewie37]

Cunt is great, especially as Americans don't grasp that it can be used positively

 

Fud is also a favourite

[ericblack4boss]

$h!thouse

[Zeus]

Prick

[Zeus]

Fucking minker

[For Fecks Sake]

Fud

[Poodler]

'Cunt' is great. I offended lots of people in a hostel last week using it. It's a noun, verb, adjective, everything.

[reekie_dock]

Serpent or Reptile

 

Canna come back fae someone calling you an absolute fucking serpent.

[Reed or deed]

Holesmeller.

 

 

Bitch bastard for a quine.

[manboobs109]

Serpent or Reptile

 

Canna come back fae someone calling you an absolute fucking serpent.

True. It suggests some really unpleasant qualities.

[The Oxford Don]

Arseclown.

[jassb]

I'm sticking with cunt

[jassb]

I like cock womble too. no idea where it's from or what it means, is it from here? Sounds like it should be.

 

Dick splash is another one I like to use to describe every cunt I work with. But not the good cunts, just the cunts.

[RAZOR]

Pretty much just hate anything Canadian.

 

Apart from Hot Rowdy Roddy Piper

[The Cockney Don]

Pretty much just hate anything Canadian.

 

Apart from Hot Rowdy Roddy Piper

Can't beat a bit of Celine.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

 

 

I'd love to lick Avril Lavignes asshole.

 

 

Him from Nickleback?

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Pishflaps.

[E-P-K]

Cunt and prick are the epitome of swearing.

 

Special mention to tosser.

[chief_wiggum]

Cock socket

[reekie_dock]

@@ebbe calling someone a mutant ??

 

Ats up there

[King Street Loon]

Pishflaps.

This is my go to curse.

[Poodler]

Maple Syrup is another great Canadian.

 

I'd love to lick Avril Lavignes asshole.

 

I've got into the habit of calling people ....... Lips. As a term of affectionate greeting.

 

Fit like Penis Lips.

 

Aye aye Pussy Lips.

 

Pass the table salt Cock Lips.

 

If its aggressive time, Fuck you Cunt Lips.

Lavigne married thon alkie from Sum41 then the boy from Nickelback

 

Safe to say her asshole has never been tongued by those pair of wet blankets.

 

Shame, she is tidy.

[reekie_dock]

Lavigne married thon alkie from Sum41 then the boy from Nickelback

 

Safe to say her asshole has never been tongued by those pair of wet blankets.

 

Shame, she is tidy.

 

Aye the cunt we the long hair that looks like a horse ?

[KidCreole]

 

In saying that, if either of those massive fucking cunts had been the ones to place their mouth fingers in her holiest of holys, I for one would be one disgruntled mother fucker. Im not even that big a lavigne fan tbh; just its sacrilege either of them should have the chance to tongue anyones arsehole - let alone a hot chiquita.

mmm right in the bovril ravine

[DD1903]

Cunt and prick are the epitome of swearing.

 

Special mention to tosser.

Cunt and prick are my favourites, along with fuck.

 

Tosser is the only term I could ever use in the home without getting a slap off my old man/old dear for some reason. If my old man calls someone a tosser, I know he dislikes them immensely

[RAZOR]

Aye the cunt we the long hair that looks like a horse ?

The Hearts Assistant Manager has a lookalike?

[Redstar]

Cunting hoor, a real country saying that. As in " see that Geordie Sievewright he's a cunting hoor"

Takes some beating...

[Chewie37]

Dickwad is my missus' shout when she's driving, that and asshole, very American

[Pubes Macdonald]

Son of a bitch