Hat Civil War

[The Buzzard]

Broken the 500 posts barrier so going to put myself out there and create my first ever thread.

 

I love reading the stuff on here and the wind ups, arguments, and occasional shows of unity that go on between everybody.

 

With that in mind though, if civil war broke out on here would it be every person for themselves or would alliances form?

 

I can see eb4b being on one side and The Boofon on the other. Tup, Dayts, Kelt squaring up to Manboobs, maybe Bad Mobby? Razor taking on the Canadians single handedly.

 

Cheesepipes watching from the side and Poodler shagging any casualties.

 

The newbies that have appeared in last few weeks would have their own squad waiting to pick off the weakest group and take their place in the hat hierarchy.

 

To keep it simple though, who would be in the Goodies and who would be in the Baddies?

[The Boofon]

Eric and I are pals so you've called that spectacularly wrong.

[E-P-K]

Broken the 500 posts barrier so going to put myself out there and create my first ever thread.

 

I love reading the stuff on here and the wind ups, arguments, and occasional shows of unity that go on between everybody.

 

With that in mind though, if civil war broke out on here would it be every person for themselves or would alliances form?

 

I can see eb4b being on one side and The Boofon on the other. Tup, Dayts, Kelt squaring up to Manboobs, maybe Bad Mobby? Razor taking on the Canadians single handedly.

 

Cheesepipes watching from the side and Poodler shagging any casualties.

 

The newbies that have appeared in last few weeks would have their own squad waiting to pick off the weakest group and take their place in the hat hierarchy.

 

To keep it simple though, who would be in the Goodies and who would be in the Baddies?

 

 

It would be like Syria with multiple factions fighting against each other, with the general aim to rid the forum of weegies (south of Stonehaven)

[YorkDon]

I'd prey on the weak and pledge my allegiance to whoever paid the most.

[dave_min]

I'd prey on the weak and pledge my allegiance to whoever paid the most.

Welcome aboard.

[Donmacca]

Spam v MT could start it all off. Seem to have massively different opinions on most things

[boboisared]

I've had my days of being angry and confrontational. I disposed of my biggest nemesis.

 

Now I just like to read and keep out of any shit. Lover now.

Harcus came back as Henry, pal.

[E-P-K]

Harcus came back as Henry, pal.

 

 

He was never the same.

[manboobs109]

Tup's bottled it against me since he backed the Huns then shat out the bet. Rumpus is too camp to be any use in battle, like the Italian navy. Apart from them everyone else on here is sound so no need for war.

[YorkDon]

I am a lone wolf

 

I fight the good fight.

 

Welcome aboard.

 

 

Always self preservation first.

[Guest milne_afc]

Forum Wars thread for this pish please.

[HairyPie]

Since ChutneyLove's passing I would do the honourable thing and hold the jackets.

[BrianFaePerth]

Since ChutneyLove's passing I would do the honourable thing and hold the jackets.

Whatever happened to Chutney? Always struck me as a henpecked closet homo.

[The Buzzard]

Forum Wars thread for this pish please.

I'm unaware of such a location so apologies if in the wrong place.

 

What a way to piss in my chips of my first thread. ?

[HairyPie]

Whatever happened to Chutney? Always struck me as a henpecked closet homo.

 

Combine harvester incident, not dislike Superman 3 when Ricky got saved. Superman never got there in time for Chutney though.

[360]

Whatever side I was on would win. #Fact

[King Street Loon]

 

Combine harvester incident, not dislike Superman 3 when Ricky got saved. Superman never got there in time for Chutney though.

Ricky was a lucky boy.

Not everyday that you get saved by Superman.

[dave_min]

Forum Wars thread for this pish please.

When the civil war years us all apart, we'll need to invade a foreign forum to pull us all back together.

[BrianFaePerth]

When the civil war years us all apart, we'll need to invade a foreign forum to pull us all back together.

Cowdenbeath Mad spreads its legs to anyone interested

[E-P-K]

When the civil war years us all apart, we'll need to invade a foreign forum to pull us all back together.

 

 

Does DonsTalk still operate ?

[dazzy_deff]

everyone would be fighting to be on my side.

[Chewie37]

Tup would obviously knock us all out with one single blow......then send in his youth team to pickpocket our unconscious bodies

[fatjim]

I doubt it would be civil.

[fatjim]

One comment about MT's gran sucking cock for cash and he would be bubbling asking for an apology.

[The Oxford Don]

I deserve to be bullied.

 

I'll hide behind whoever I think is going to offer me the most protection.

 

I deserve to be bullied.

[dave_min]

I deserve to be bullied.

 

I'll hide behind whoever I think is going to offer me the most protection.

 

I deserve to be bullied.

Sounds like you need somebody with wide shoulders.

[RAZOR]

The Canadian donkeys combined are still struggling to keep up with auld Raze. I have them shaking in their mountie hats before each post.

[Don Fonte]

Handsome bastard as well.

 

In the top 5.

 

But not in the top 1, that's me.

I'll take top 5, I do need a haircut. Top 3 after that.

[DD1903]

 

 

It would be like Syria with multiple factions fighting against each other, with the general aim to rid the forum of weegies (south of Stonehaven)

Fighting talk.

 

However, the 'weegies' would win, easily. Superior shoulder width, combined with dry bed sheets would clinch it

[Clydeside_Sheep]

the 'weegies' would win, easily.

Damn straight, we would operate with the cohesion and purpose of an SS Panzer Division.

 

The teuchters would be too busy fighting among themselves (over whose remote hamlet is the best etc, as usual) to offer any resistance.