Aluko's Locker

[Ke1t]

In the light of the following Tweet, what's the lucky guy likely to find in Aluko's now available locker?

 

 

 

 

Dead cert to find a few of these lying around in there...

 

[V for Vendetta]

An orange sash.

[chief_wiggum]

[BWG]

[minijc]

a fake Nigerian passport.

[Dal Riata Don]

I'm going to go for:

 

A well thumbed copy of Auto Trader

 

A guide to mid-level brothels in the Glasgow area

 

and

 

A monkey's paw.

 

 

Ke1t; can you make this like the end of the Generation Game [i know Bruce-y was your favorite] by deleting the thread at midnight and the Hatter who can name the most items mentioned on here can win them?

[NPRC]

[Ke1t]

Love to oblige, but I'd need Admin rights to delete the thread.

 

I could put on a three piece suit, stick a bit of carpet in my head, and dance like a nonce, though... just like Brucey.

[StandFree1982]

A paperback version of "How to feign mock racial outrage" that he borrowed from his sister

[Dal Riata Don]

Love to oblige, but I'd need Admin rights to delete the thread.

 

I could put on a three piece suit, stick a bit of carpet in my head, and dance like a nonce, though... just like Brucey.

Wonderful!

 

I promise to be better than last weeks audience.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

A framed picture of Jimmy Calderwood

[manboobs109]

 

That's Rumpus' locker you're thinking of

[chief_wiggum]

[chief_wiggum]

[1903Fitba]

[The Boofon]

Surely everybody knows that lazy prick has absolutely fuck all in his locker.

[V for Vendetta]

Boofon is onto something there.

 

I reckon it's full of dirty washing. Probably a whole season worth of soiled pants and socks.

[spamspamspam]

[Betty Swallicks]

Rum and coke?

Red Stripe?

Lilt?

[King Street Loon]

An advert for a 2nd hand plate lip he's thinking of buying and a life raft.

 

[Henry]

[Poodler]

[Guest the shepherd]

I hope he's cleared his locker of his pictures of fellow brothers Michael Brown, Keith Lamont Scott and Mark Duggan.

[muttonhumper]

An advert for a 2nd hand plate lip he's thinking of buying and a life raft.

 

 

 

 

Is that nae a young Aluko cha'ing on the tit?

 

Same sulky as fuck coupon and gargantuan cranium.

[reekie_dock]

At wid be a delicacy to Cheesepipes

[spamspamspam]

 

 

 

 

[muttonhumper]

Was reading about those lip plates there .

 

Might get one .

 

 

Aluko could probably fit the amount below, and still have space for a few mair.