Best Pint / Worst Pint

[dervish]

What was your Best/Worst pint? Feel free to add context, that warm mud covered tin first thing some festival morning etc.

 

Best:

 

Heineken Experience where they were pouring loads a minute, crispy fresh dutch loveliness.

 

Worst:

 

Fosters pitcher... pouring warm foam into plastic cups in Outback once....

[tup]

Worst pint - most bars in Wick.

 

Best - you usually get the best pint in the cheapest places. A dry glass is the key. The cheaper places try harder. I've had the worst pints in the higher end places, so much cash they dinna give a fuck.

[Old manny]

Best, a pint of heavy in Miller's Bar. Worst, a pint of lager in the Tanfield.

[ebbe]

What was your Best/Worst pint? Feel free to add context, that warm mud covered tin first thing some festival morning etc.

 

Best:

 

Heineken Experience where they were pouring loads a minute, crispy fresh dutch loveliness.

 

Worst:

 

Fosters pitcher... pouring warm foam into plastic cups in Outback once....

 

Agree with your best 100%

 

Worst? A pint in Coopers that was flatter than Holland which exposed a bogey the size of a cornflake floating in absense of a head. A horrid experience I’m not over.

[manboobs109]

When I used to work in a boozer you got a couple of staff pints after your shift, used to go down a treat, especially after a busy night. Used to get a great laugh getting bevvied after your shift, would be a cunt if you ended up spending more than your wages for the night were worth though.

 

Worst pint was the New Yorker in Edinburgh, McLachlans ale, was like pond water, fucking bowfin.

[tup]

If I worked in a bar, perish the thought, I'd see it as my right to have free beer.

 

Put it down to spillage.

[manboobs109]

If I worked in a bar, perish the thought, I'd see it as my right to have free beer.

 

Put it down to spillage.

Na the owner was sound, couldn't nick from him.

[1903Fitba]

Any tennents.

 

Mainly cause we don’t get it down here so always reminds me of Scotland

 

 

Worst probably some ales ive tried in various weatherspoons. Pish.

[1983]

Love a drop of Courage at the Gardners Arms, get a good pie there too

[rumpus]

I used to work in a pub.

 

Was left to lock up one night, was so pished I walked out as if was a customer and left doors wide open, lights on, jukebox on randomplay, tills full etc...

 

Back on topic: The big red T is the most welooming sight anywhere in the world.

 

Tennnants Extra cold is the best pint ever.

[RAZOR]

Clicking your fingers at bar staff is generally something that doesn't go down well but also massively entertaining.

[1903Fitba]

Working behind a bar when 18-21 is something I’d recommend.

 

 

Sets you up with some good life experience on what not/to do

[rumpus]

One day at the start of my shift only the proper drinking regulars were in (3 of them).

 

I had the hoover out and told one of them tolook at the huge spider behind him. While he turned and looked I stuck the noozle in his pint and hoovered the whole lot and electrocuted myself.

[BrianFaePerth]

One day at the start of my shift only the proper drinking regulars were in (3 of them).

 

I had the hoover out and told one of them tolook at the huge spider behind him. While he turned and looked I stuck the noozle in his pint and hoovered the whole lot and electrocuted myself.

^cans alert

[ebbe]

One day at the start of my shift only the proper drinking regulars were in (3 of them).

 

I had the hoover out and told one of them tolook at the huge spider behind him. While he turned and looked I stuck the noozle in his pint and hoovered the whole lot and electrocuted myself.

What a pity you lived to tell the tale. @shooftamofftah

[manboobs109]

One day at the start of my shift only the proper drinking regulars were in (3 of them).

 

I had the hoover out and told one of them tolook at the huge spider behind him. While he turned and looked I stuck the noozle in his pint and hoovered the whole lot and electrocuted myself.

[RAZOR]

One day at the start of my shift only the proper drinking regulars were in (3 of them).

 

I had the hoover out and told one of them tolook at the huge spider behind him. While he turned and looked I stuck the noozle in his pint and hoovered the whole lot and electrocuted myself.

@@Don Fonte, I need stitches. My sides are splitting.

[ebbe]

@@Don Fonte, I need stitches. My sides are splitting.

I’ll sort that out.

[BrianFaePerth]

One thing we must all agree on - Rumpoid is funny

Funny as in fruity funny?

[Don Fonte]

He's an amusing guy. Is it him who fucked an Indian chap?

 

I like him when he's on the booze. This place is better when people are confrontational.

[Don Fonte]

Aye

 

Then they went out together

The fucking might not have been gay but taking him out...

[manboobs109]

One thing we must all agree on - Rumpoid is funny

He comes out with some belters. His big set piece thing about weightwatchers was class.

[BrianFaePerth]

Aye, for a member of the LGBTIQ community, rumpus is ok.

[manboobs109]

Aye, for a member of the LGBTIQ community, rumpus is ok.

Aberdeen's Most Amusing Cocksucker 2017

[King Street Loon]

The big red T is the fo too pint. Had several tonight tbh (To be honest).

 

The shite consists of Bud, Becks,Miller, Kestral and Fosters. Ooh and Carling.

 

Loved a pint of heavy back in my youth.

[rumpus]

^Add hineikin to that list.

 

The Queen Vic back in the day would have been a good pub if it sold T rather than that rubbish.

[Oregon Red]

Im awa fae it all in Oregon here..so best pint .. Fullers London Porter poured in The Horse Brass in Portland Oregon

 

worst is from my days in Scotland..a pint of Tennents in the Lochside Labour Club in Dumfries,,,circa 1988...so vile so much spewing. I remember it with a shudder to this day

[Chewie37]

Best pint an ice cold one in Alexandria after a horrendous trip through the desert

 

Worst pint, choice of two:

 

Pint of tennents in RGU Union in the bar near the old pool tables in the wee side room on the middle level. It had gone stale in the pints,spewed up everything a half hour later, felt great once it was out and drank a bottle of md20/20

 

The other one was a pint of dregs my mates poured into a pint glass in the Dutch Mill then dared me to drink it for £5. I did. When I spewed all over my bed the tabby ends from the ashtray they'd emptied in it as well we're stuck to my quilt.....cunts

[cruzcampo3]

Music Hall 2003 during the Charltans Gig everyone who drunk it ended up the shits for a week

[rumpus]

I may have served you and your gay boyfriend.

 

 

Aye, there was a Bob with ginger hair.

 

Bent as fuck manager who was on TV come dine with me.

 

 

Funny as when he got his bar re-varnished to high standard only for someone to scratch ' Bob's a knob' into the surface a day after it was done.