Jogging/joggers

[Betty Swallicks]

Anyone go "jogging"?

 

It seems virtually everyone is at it now apart from me.

I'm sat with a screaming hangover and I'd estimate 20+ of the lycra clad beauts have ran past my hoose in the last 30mins.

I presume most of them took it easy on the grub and booze on Xmas Day so they could go out a run this morning.

Most of them look fucking ridiculous (blokes who clearly have no sporting ability) with the odd tidy bird.

Fucking weirdo's imo.

 

 

[HairyPie]

Used to be for bumders only, now allsorts of cunts are doing it. They even have machines you can run on that you can set up indoors.

[Betty Swallicks]

I've 'jogged' (no Lycra) since I stopped playing eleven aside soccer

 

It's the second best hangover cure

 

Good for clearing the lungs and head

 

And handy when running away from danger.

 

Bollocks! You clearly don't know what a real hangover is.

[RAZOR]

Anyone go "jogging"?

 

It seems virtually everyone is at it now apart from me.

I'm sat with a screaming hangover and I'd estimate 20+ of the lycra clad beauts have ran past my hoose in the last 30mins.

I presume most of them took it easy on the grub and booze on Xmas Day so they could go out a run this morning.

Most of them look fucking ridiculous (blokes who clearly have no sporting ability) with the odd tidy bird.

Fucking weirdo's imo.

 

 

You didn't happen to catch their km/h did you?

[Betty Swallicks]

You didn't happen to catch their km/h did you?

 

mph? I'd say circa 5.1mph.

As I said unsporty mongs mostly.

[RAZOR]

 

mph? I'd say circa 5.1mph.

As I said unsporty mongs mostly.

Yeah. Seems very unsporty.

[Betty Swallicks]

I've 'jogged' (no Lycra) since I stopped playing eleven aside soccer

 

It's the second best hangover cure

 

Good for clearing the lungs and head

 

And handy when running away from danger.

 

 

 

Bollocks! You clearly don't know what a real hangover is.

 

 

Obviously not

 

Please enlighten me.

 

A proper hangover renders you incapable of standing for more than 2mins therefore leaving the house is unlikely and jogging would be impossible.

[Betty Swallicks]

That's a stroke min.

 

You need to up you alcohol consumption ya woosie!

[1903Fitba]

Trying but I despise it.

 

 

Swimming > Running

[Betty Swallicks]

Sounds to me that you are lacking in the willpower dept, my friend.

 

If willpower curtails drinking to excess on Xmas Day and makes you go jogging on Boxing Day then thank fuck I'm lacking it.

[Henry]

Hangovers are 90% psychological.

[Betty Swallicks]

Hangovers are 90% psychological.

 

I'm not really spewing up and shaking like a dog having a shit?

Cool! Lycra on and out for a jog it is then.

[Betty Swallicks]

Should have kept the turkey in the oven an extra half hour.

 

 

Euphemism?

[RAZOR]

Bang on , Cavers .

Poor use a comma imo.

[The Boofon]

Meet single runners advert at top of the page.

 

Didnt know there were any other type. Boring cunts.

[YorkDon]

I should be out running as I've got the Mighty Deerstalker first weekend in March next year,and it's fairly brutal.

Did my ribs,or rather someone else did my ribs at fitba,a couple of weeks ago and they're sair as fuck just now

[Chewie37]

Hangovers are 90% psychological.

Nah, that's all in your head....

[DD1903]

[The Buzzard]

I should be out running as I've got the Mighty Deerstalker first weekend in March next year,and it's fairly brutal.

Did my ribs,or rather someone else did my ribs at fitba,a couple of weeks ago and they're sair as fuck just now

Did you call their Dons wearing child a cunt?

[The Buzzard]

 

Good point Raze - often the case with you hans, commas everywhere and anywhere (seen once you using commas instead of fullstops for dramatic pause,,,, < like that).

That should be an ellipsis should it not?

 

 

Is your fullstop key stuck down with jizz or summat?

[maryhilldon]

Cycling>running

[RAZOR]

Cycling>running

 

Tough transition though

[The Buzzard]

Did you call their Dons wearing child a cunt?

Hold up. I was sober as a judge last night and I definitely never posted this or the one below.

 

In fact, looking at the date this would have been the previous date and still have no recollection of this post.

[Betty Swallicks]

Hold up. I was sober as a judge last night and I definitely never posted this or the one below.

 

In fact, looking at the date this would have been the previous date and still have no recollection of this post.

 

Drugs are bad.

[tup]

Hold up. I was sober as a judge last night and I definitely never posted this or the one below.

 

In fact, looking at the date this would have been the previous date and still have no recollection of this post.

Your drink must have been spiked.

[YorkDon]

Did you call their Dons wearing child a cunt?

The only full kit wanker is usually my QP supporting mate...

[The Buzzard]

 

Drugs are bad.

Wish that was even a possible explanation.

[lgb1969]

I have nothing against jogging or those who partake but there is a special place in hell for people who harp on about it and claim it is a wonderful pastime.

Boring pointless activity

If that floats your boat then keep it to yourself and the jogging chatrooms where you can all massage each others egos and wax lyrical about it - unless you are running a marathon at Mo Farah 10k pace I am not in the tiniest fucking bit interested

[Betty Swallicks]

I overtook a fat, flat footed wifie "jogging" as I walked to the car at lunchtime.

 

I know the saying "baby steps" but ffs!

[Sonoftherock]

I have nothing against jogging or those who partake but there is a special place in hell for people who harp on about it and claim it is a wonderful pastime.

Boring pointless activity

If that floats your boat then keep it to yourself and the jogging chatrooms where you can all massage each others egos and wax lyrical about it - unless you are running a marathon at Mo Farah 10k pace I am not in the tiniest fucking bit interested

 

I go jogging several times a week myself... but only to keep myself fit so I can play proper sports. Agree with the rest of your points though.

 

In my experience, folk who only jog/cycle for fun, tend to be those who, for whatever reason, are unable to take part in proper sports. They were probably bullied at school too.