The Boofon Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Piles after a coke binge. Bruised arse after my stagger when the stripper snapped a riding crop whipping me while out my nut. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Eh topped myself once, but it generated great excitement. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 30, 2018 Author Share Posted January 30, 2018 Probably depression, which sounds paradoxical, but bear with.... If you've been that low where you just dinnae see the point in nothing, then, when you finally beat it and come out the other end of the tunnel, every day is fucking barry man. More or less. Cunt when you are in it though to be fair. Never woulda been so bad if Terry Butchers head had just bled right out against Sweden in 1989, the fucking horrible Hun cunt. Carry on....Winner. ?? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 30, 2018 Author Share Posted January 30, 2018 Internal or external? External. Unreal. Took a fortnight to heal. Was fucking incredible at the time. Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 External. Unreal. Took a fortnight to heal. Was fucking incredible at the time. There's a girl on George Street whose company you'd enjoy. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Anal Fistula twice, dozen student doctors crowded round while I'm showing them the problem. Link to comment
seann coirthe Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 A bruised pelvis... Was riding a huge titted barmaid from Peterhead and she left me bruised and sore (nae my arse) Still remember looking up at her riding me like a jockey on speed. Massive papps flapping and clapping together as if to give me a round of applause. Was worth not being able to wear jeans for a couple of days Link to comment
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