dervish Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 In a thread ages ago Pudgie said something to the effect of "if I could fuck anyone it would be Hilary Clinton... just cos if she became president every time she came on TV I could have a wee smirk to myself and think I've fucked that". That resonated with me cos, aye you would. Anyways so Hilary lost, I'd even suspect Pudgie never did get to fuck her. Question is who/where/when/how. Would you choose for your wee "I've fucked that" smirk? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 In a thread ages ago Pudgie said something to the effect of "if I could fuck anyone it would be Hilary Clinton... just cos if she became president every time she came on TV I could have a wee smirk to myself and think I've fucked that". That resonated with me cos, aye you would. Anyways so Hilary lost, I'd even suspect Pudgie never did get to fuck her. Question is who/where/when/how. Would you choose for your wee "I've fucked that" smirk? Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman... though in the case of the latter I'm not sure that shagging her is that much of an achievement from what I've heard. Regardless... Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 There's a few people in this wretched city who missus' I've been inside, much to my delight. A well known Aberdonian entrepreneur being one of them. He was showing off his trophy bit on the side and the phone got to me and to my delight, I'd tongued her arsehole many a time. Crestfallen. In fantasy land, I'd love a shotty of Helen Mirren. I suspect she would be a dream. And given her age, probably not one to brag about down the cruiser to those unlearned sorts. I'd enjoy just knowing I did it. Helen, if you're reading, PM me x Link to comment
dervish Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman... though in the case of the latter I'm not sure that shagging her is that much of an achievement from what I've heard. Regardless... Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman. Or... Vordermans's daughter. Just think can't be long till her wedding etc first child and so on. News will be all over that The "might be mine" smirk is king. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 In a thread ages ago Pudgie said something to the effect of "if I could fuck anyone it would be Hilary Clinton... just cos if she became president every time she came on TV I could have a wee smirk to myself and think I've fucked that". That resonated with me cos, aye you would. Anyways so Hilary lost, I'd even suspect Pudgie never did get to fuck her. Question is who/where/when/how. Would you choose for your wee "I've fucked that" smirk? I met Pudgie one night, was with his bird, thankfully the killer dog was at home, I'd say those two in a threesome, he's a good looking lad is our pudge, curls to die for. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Or... Vordermans's daughter. Just think can't be long till her wedding etc first child and so on. News will be all over that The "might be mine" smirk is king. Vorderman AND Kelly's daughters... both of them well worth oiling up the unit for. All fuckin' four of them... Kelly and her daughter, and Vorders and her daughter... jesus christ... that'd be fucking smashing. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 There's a few people in this wretched city who missus' I've been inside, much to my delight. A well known Aberdonian entrepreneur being one of them. He was showing off his trophy bit on the side and the phone got to me and to my delight, I'd tongued her arsehole many a time. Crestfallen. In fantasy land, I'd love a shotty of Helen Mirren. I suspect she would be a dream. And given her age, probably not one to brag about down the cruiser to those unlearned sorts. I'd enjoy just knowing I did it. Helen, if you're reading, PM me xI'm with @@Poodler, it's the real life occasions that are way more fun. Picked her up from some friends houses at times to be met with a crowd of them and on a quick scan you've got that Wee secret connection with a couple of them that you've been there. You see that Wee uncomfortable shift in them but then they relax a wee bit and you can see they enjoy that unspoken secret as well. Filthmongers. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Sorry Kelt,I'll give you Kelly but I don't get Vorderman at all.The photo of her and her daughter looks like Brett Anderson with a weird cousin . Poof! Link to comment
shut up meg Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 I refer to the statement I made earlier hanz! Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Sorry Kelt,I'll give you Kelly but I don't get Vorderman at all.The photo of her and her daughter looks like Brett Anderson with a weird cousin . I'm not mad at you. I'm just very disappointed. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Doncomitant You haven't got the stamina Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Sorry Kelt,I'll give you Kelly but I don't get Vorderman at all.The photo of her and her daughter looks like Brett Anderson with a weird cousin .Fuck right off Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Denise Van Outen Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 There's a politician burd, well known in London politics whose ballot box was stuffed with my vote back in the day. Always brings a smile to my face when eh see her name. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 There's a politician burd, well known in London politics whose ballot box was stuffed with my vote back in the day. Always brings a smile to my face when eh see her name.How did you get your name changed? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Eh have sway with the mods. How else did tup get banned? Link to comment
zander Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 There's a politician burd, well known in London politics whose ballot box was stuffed with my vote back in the day. Always brings a smile to my face when eh see her name.Diane Abbot Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Georgie Osbourne? Dressed as a pantomime dame with a satsuma taped in his mouth while you done him up the Greenwich tunnel? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Anne Widdecombe?How did you know? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 That boy from the Broch with the voice clips. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 That boy from the Broch with the voice clips.Made you feel dirty sweaty greasy. Theres a big grease mark on the bed. Sounds like Brian fae Perth right enough. Smelly cunt. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Made you feel dirty sweaty greasy. Theres a big grease mark on the bed. Sounds like Brian fae Perth right enough. Smelly cunt.Dinna talk to me though. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Eh have sway with the mods. How else did tup get banned? @King Steet Loon to be @WesthillLoon.... Link to comment
shut up meg Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 There's a politician burd, well known in London politics whose ballot box was stuffed with my vote back in the day. Always brings a smile to my face when eh see her name. That bint Soubrey? Link to comment
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