I Fucking Hate The Close Season

[Frank Grimes]

So boring

[Poodler]

What?

 

It's summer. Booze, sunshine, shagging.

 

Fitba shouldn't be the be all and end all.

 

Mon min

[dj_bollocks]

A four week festival of fouling, falling over and classics such as Morocco v Iran, Japan v Senegal & Australia v Peru to look forward to ?ah I see your point...

 

Yeah I see your point...

[Frank Grimes]

What?

 

It's summer. Booze, sunshine, shagging.

 

Fitba shouldn't be the be all and end all.

 

Mon min

Ah to be fucking 21 again

 

Literally

[Chewie37]

Move to California.......plenty to do in the off season.

[aberdeen1970]

I quite like a wee break after worrying about results over the last few weeks of the season. Normally ready for a new season after 2 or 3 weeks of the close season has passed through. The world cup will be a slight distraction this year once the knock out rounds start.

[Mouse]

I was thinking about this last night, I've got withdrawal symptoms already

[mcdougall(4)]

Need a break from my mood of a weekend being determined by the actions of 11 monkeys

 

Could do with it lasting a while at this exact moment

[Bluto10]

I don't hate anything

[V for Vendetta]

I don't hate anything

Tup?

[TheRock]

There's always the AFCCT Challenge match to look forward to.

[maryhilldon]

So - football or masturbation Hanz? Come on son - theres more to life than that. Music, theatre, sport, food, adventure and shite like that.

Theatre lol

[V for Vendetta]

@@Frank Grimes why don't you pop along to Pittodrie and see how lovely the *playing surface is during the close season?

 

*non-playing

[Tord31]

McInnes saying in one of todays papers he hopes to conclude the majority of his transfer business in the close season so that might fill the void

 

Bring out the signings

[Brochman]

Oh, come on. Tennis, golf and cricket: balmy summer days: loads of Pimms and strolling up and doon the beach prom in a linen jacket. Beats freezing to death on a plastic seat onyday. Fits nae to like?

[maryhilldon]

Oh, come on. Tennis, golf and cricket: balmy summer days: loads of Pimms and strolling up and doon the beach prom in a linen jacket. Beats freezing to death on a plastic seat onyday. Fits nae to like?

Cricket lol

[Poodler]

Golf. LOL

[V for Vendetta]

Linen jacket. LOL

[maryhilldon]

Strolling lol

[aberdeen1970]

Pimms lol

[Frank Grimes]

@@Frank Grimes why don't you pop along to Pittodrie and see how lovely the *playing surface is during the close season?

 

*non-playing

Couldnt even see Pittodrie today because of the cunting har

 

Summer Nights? Oh wella wella Get it Ti fuck and roll on July 26th

[Poodler]

No har in Kingswells today.

 

Clearly the right location for new stadium.

 

Did you see the manager in the bar?

 

Lol

[minijc]

Golf. LOL

Good for depression

[dave_min]

I don't hate anything

8pm?

[Dynamo]

So boring

 

Have you considered @Parkrun?

[Poodler]

I'm not going back to the bar for a while. Time out for sure.

 

At least August haha.

It was blatant, tbf ?

[StandFree1982]

I don't hate anything

Staying up after 7:30pm?

[maryhilldon]

LOLing lol

[The Boofon]

Pimms lol

 

 

Mistake there. Pimms is fucking ace. Tennis isn't.

[BrianFaePerth]

Ach, thats nothing (unless you skelped him)

 

(Or made a scene with Poodler holdin you back saying - lets leave, hes not worth it)

Pub landlord shouting "get out of my pub"