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Patty Enthusiast

Patty

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Unfortunately it's the truth.

 

Do the rudebox, Shake your rudebox [x4]Ok then back to basics grab your shell toes and your fat laces

A little hand clap for some funk faces and make your body move in the following places

Goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head:

 

Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics

I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it

The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex,

Pocket full of durex body full of mandrex.

Are we gonna have sex (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox

 

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop,

I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top.

Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find,

I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

 

Ok then back to spaceship, take both pills f*ck the matrix

Jack those jills shake your Playtex rock 3 stripes not the asics

A.D.I.D.A.S old school cos it's the best - yes

Tk max cost less yes

Jackson looks a mess bless

 

Ok then what to do, if you try to jack me ill rudebox you,

If you rudebox me, I'll rudebox your whole crew

Cos its what I do aint that right boo - true

 

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border

Cos the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter.

I did it like this - you did it like that - I love it when you double clap clap

 

Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop,

I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top.

Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find,

I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

 

Ok then check the tan line, make your body shape like you're stood on a landmine

Call me on my mobile not the landline and the jack the mainline at the same time

 

Ok this is what we do, got a jam so fresh its nice for you

Ok give it what you got and dial 808 for the bass to drop

Ok then whats the fracas grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass

You don't sweat much for a fat lass grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous

 

Ok bum rush the show

I got high speed dubbing on my stereo and all the tunes in the box are the cherrio,

I know I told you before, did you hear me though

 

Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop,

I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top.

Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find,

I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

 

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

 

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox [repeat to fade]

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I don't understand the rich=c*nt status ...... seems that there's a few too many jealous people out there. Fair enough you dislike the guy for whatever reason, but it just seems severely cash envious and shallow to me if the main reason is money.

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PERSONALLY I ONLY THINK HE'S A C*NT WHEN HE PULLS OUT THIS WOUNDED LITTLE SOLDIER BOY ROUTINE. I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIM NORMALLY AND DON'T EVEN DISLIKE HIS MUSIC THAT MUCH.

 

THE RICH THING JUST DOESN'T SWING IT FOR ME, I'LL WAGER THAT STING, ELTON JOHN AND BONO WERE ALL A BUNCH OF C*NTS WELL BEFORE BEFORE THEY HAD ANY MONEY.

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PERSONALLY I ONLY THINK HE'S A C*NT WHEN HE PULLS OUT THIS WOUNDED LITTLE SOLDIER BOY ROUTINE. I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIM NORMALLY AND DON'T EVEN DISLIKE HIS MUSIC THAT MUCH.

 

THE RICH THING JUST DOESN'T SWING IT FOR ME, I'LL WAGER THAT STING, ELTON JOHN AND BONO WERE ALL A BUNCH OF C*NTS WELL BEFORE BEFORE THEY HAD ANY MONEY.

 

 

Agree on both points. :o

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Gman Newbie

Gman

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I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border

Cos the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter.

I did it like this - you did it like that - I love it when you double clap clap

 

 

Is plagiarism not illegal? blatently stolen from a Beastie Boys song

 

 

P.s Total c*nt

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bucky_loon Newbie

bucky_loon

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He's rich? So that makes him a c*nt?

 

I think you midunderstood my reasoning behind his c*ntishness. I have no issues with his wealth, and there's certainly no "cash envy" - it was the loadsamoney-esqe "LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!! HAVEN'T I GOT A BIG WAD!!!" parading that earned him his c*nt points here. As does his "wounder soldier routine" ("ooo i'm dead depressed, int' it awful"). He's minted, i'm nae - I can live with that.

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Is plagiarism not illegal? blatently stolen from a Beastie Boys song

P.s Total c*nt

 

YES BECAUSE NOTHING THAT THE BEASTIE BOYS HAVE EVER RELEASE HASN'T SAMPLED OR PINCHED A FEW LINES FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE.

 

:thumbup1:

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Gman Newbie

Gman

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Not if the Beastie Boys gave permission to use those lyrics in his song.

 

 

yeah, but i'd like to think if he asked, the answer would be:

 

'Robbie Williams? no way, he's a c*nt'

 

 

 

YES BECAUSE NOTHING THAT THE BEASTIE BOYS HAVE EVER RELEASE HASN'T SAMPLED OR PINCHED A FEW LINES FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE.

 

:ThumbsDown:

 

They usually credit the original artist. If anyone has the RW single or album, they can check to see if they have credited the BB. (robo??, minijc?? - you seem to have leanings towards liking the c*nt)

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I have long recognised the genius of Robbie Williams.

 

Ok, he trys too hard to pretend he's normal, one of us and not a genius, but genius he is.

 

That one hour show, complete with much cringe, at the Palladium just now confirms it.

 

The boy is a phenomenal entertainment talent. On yersel min Robbie.

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The Boofon Grand Master

The Boofon

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I have long recognised the genius of Robbie Williams.

Ok, he trys too hard to pretend he's normal, one of us and not a genius, but genius he is.

That one hour show, complete with much cringe, at the Palladium just now confirms it.

The boy is a phenomenal entertainment talent. On yersel min Robbie.

The TV guide info for it was different class. Robbie Williams takes over the London Palladium with guest appearances from Lily Allen, Rufus Hound and some Muppets. :laughing:

 

Waited for ages for the rest of Take That to appear. :sherlock:

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caledonia Mentor

caledonia

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I have long recognised the genius of Robbie Williams.

 

Ok, he trys too hard to pretend he's normal, one of us and not a genius, but genius he is.

 

That one hour show, complete with much cringe, at the Palladium just now confirms it.

 

The boy is a phenomenal entertainment talent. On yersel min Robbie.

 

Second time in a week i agree with you

Although i do not agree with reviving a 6 year old thread to say so

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Very common mistake made in this thread by two of the stupidest posters on the hat.

 

I use ISD's all the time. It appears the two biggest Idiots were caught by my Sifting Device on this occasion.

 

The most famous or most talented genius, by his extraordinary repute or amazing ability doesn't affect or influence the definition of the word.

 

A genius is a genius, irrespective of who else is a genius or what different fields they operate in.

 

Dictionaries were not consulted by these small minded posters. Only correlations against other famous genii.

 

Unless you understand words, it makes it pretty difficult to express ideas and well nigh impossible to think critically.

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