Simple Pleasures

[manboobs109]

May i wander in while you're making fluffy pancakes in your flora apron and enjoy a few of Michael Boltons slower numbers before making love to you from behind over the kitchen counter and make wonderful patterns in the flour as your nipples run freely from the rhythmic pulses im generating.

 

I apologize if thats too much.

I'm game of she's not

[Don Fonte]

May i wander in while you're making fluffy pancakes in your flora apron and enjoy a few of Michael Boltons slower numbers before making love to you from behind over the kitchen counter and make wonderful patterns in the flour as your nipples run freely from the rhythmic pulses im generating.

 

I apologize if thats too much.

Hahaha fuck sake.

[Henry]

Genuine LOL

[Ke1t]

May i wander in while you're making fluffy pancakes in your flora apron and enjoy a few of Michael Boltons slower numbers before making love to you from behind over the kitchen counter and make wonderful patterns in the flour as your nipples run freely from the rhythmic pulses im generating.  

 

I apologize if thats too much.

 

 

 

In the name of fuck... 

[The Boofon]

I'm game of she's not

You’ve likely got better tits. Good offer here pipes.

[Ke1t]

Guys.

 

Be beautiful and love each other. 

 

That's all. 

[For Fecks Sake]

Fight fight fight

[maryhilldon]

I'm mad enough without the gear.

Bet you've got a mug with that on it.

[ericblack4boss]

Seeing cattle and sheep out to parks of grass, it makes everything right.

Hugs off my kids.

A really good mug of tea.

[1903Fitba]

Clean bed sheets after a evening shower.

[Oregon Red]

Sitting on my porch, summer night with an IPA, watching the world go by.

[dazzy_deff]

A ghosty shite.

[For Fecks Sake]

A nip of good whisky at bedtime

[Dusk( 2 Stars )Don]

Posting online on site x

[Fridge]

Dad it’s simple - turn all your hatred aggression of wanting folk to die towards the Huns. Get a Durrant and Ricksen poster on your wall.

 

Piss yourself laughing and relax.

[maryhilldon]

Saturday afternoon in the boozer playing pool and keeping an eye on the fitba scores.

[The Boofon]

Scoofing Rioja, whilst making your dog watch (and explaining to him the beauty of) Rocky 4

Sounds like you’ve missed out “while taking cocaine” there.

[BrianFaePerth]

May i wander in while you're making fluffy pancakes in your flora apron and enjoy a few of Michael Boltons slower numbers before making love to you from behind over the kitchen counter and make wonderful patterns in the flour as your nipples run freely from the rhythmic pulses im generating.

 

I apologize if thats too much.

It is such a sad reflection of modern society that such eloquent prose needs to be apologized for and will likely lead to a restraining order.

[The Boofon]

puttering about in the kitchen on a lovely spring day, windows open, warm breeze, music playing.

Hope you get food poisoning.

[Poodler]

Couple of doubles after 13 days aff it. Sweet sweet relief.

[For Fecks Sake]

Sausage sandwich with HP Sauce along with a cup of tea in the morning. Bliss.

[Poodler]

The first stripe

[The Boofon]

Mad??

 

You're a weak willed pathetic little runt of the human race. Cant even trust himself to have a sociable drink or drug session without spiraling into a wormhole of addiction. 

 

Hiding in Brazil thinking you are some exotic import as you smile at the locals with your yellow teeth asking how they are in Portuguese. You should have picked a better place to run from your demons, the Brazilian men are good looking, built like tanks, fighters n killers. Some vitamin deficient ex junkie sipping green tea wearing shit trainers is hardly going to rouse the local female population. 

 

As the great man once said....@Millertime  your shoulder width alone is reason for you to scurry down the rathole from which you came, the fact you support fucking Hibs sign seals and delivers it.

 

The much missed @@Captain Caveman had you sussed from the off. 

 

Now piss off, have a bowl of lentils and a cup of soya milk and leave us be in our Aberdeen Pub where we speak freely.......your kind is not welcome, theres a poofs bar down the road.

 

 

     

[Poodler]

Good god

[manboobs109]

A great post

Where's my £50 and bottle of whisky @@Captain Caveman?

[manboobs109]

Cavey's well chuffed someone said something nice about him

[shut up meg]

Jailed or deed

[Fridge]

Hopefully jail and there is a tremendous anecdote behind it

[maryhilldon]

Mad??

 

You're a weak willed pathetic little runt of the human race. Cant even trust himself to have a sociable drink or drug session without spiraling into a wormhole of addiction.

 

Hiding in Brazil thinking you are some exotic import as you smile at the locals with your yellow teeth asking how they are in Portuguese. You should have picked a better place to run from your demons, the Brazilian men are good looking, built like tanks, fighters n killers. Some vitamin deficient ex junkie sipping green tea wearing shit trainers is hardly going to rouse the local female population.

 

As the great man once said....@@Millertime your shoulder width alone is reason for you to scurry down the rathole from which you came, the fact you support fucking Hibs sign seals and delivers it.

 

The much missed @@Captain Caveman had you sussed from the off.

 

Now piss off, have a bowl of lentils and a cup of soya milk and leave us be in our Aberdeen Pub where we speak freely.......your kind is not welcome, theres a poofs bar down the road.

Ooft! Tell him what you really think Pipes.

[Redforever86]

Perhaps it’s about a real life situation of a poster on here

 

 

Sometimes the claims will be false. 

 

 

 

 

Never employed a paper boy.