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In for a pint and overhears a conversation between two folk behind me.

 

He was playing golf at St Andrews, handicap of 18 and -4 after 14 holes.

 

Thing is he was telling his mate this, I would have given him respect if he was feeding shit to some hot bird.

 

Anyway what’s the most outrageous lie you’ve made up in order to try and nail a bird?

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In for a pint and overhears a conversation between two folk behind me.

 

He was playing golf at St Andrews, handicap of 18 and -4 after 14 holes.

 

Thing is he was telling his mate this, I would have given him respect if he was feeding shit to some hot bird.

 

Anyway what’s the most outrageous lie you’ve made up in order to try and nail a bird?

 

Sounds unlikely but you can get strange days on the golf course where things just fall for you. I remember at my local course as a 20 handicapper finishing with a 71. Putts just dropped from any distance. I couldn't match that even coming down to a 10 handicap eventually. 

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A pal of mine and I got talking to a couple of Irish lassies on holiday. He convinced her he was the owner of doonies farm, showing her pictures of all the animals. Hook line and sinker. Shagged her in a bush while I kept her dowdy friend company.

 

Hahahaha

 

Genius. What a man.

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In for a pint and overhears a conversation between two folk behind me.

 

He was playing golf at St Andrews, handicap of 18 and -4 after 14 holes.

 

Thing is he was telling his mate this, I would have given him respect if he was feeding shit to some hot bird.

 

Anyway what’s the most outrageous lie you’ve made up in order to try and nail a bird?

 

If you like utter fiction, head over to the what are you drinking thread.

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