Fridge Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 In for a pint and overhears a conversation between two folk behind me. He was playing golf at St Andrews, handicap of 18 and -4 after 14 holes. Thing is he was telling his mate this, I would have given him respect if he was feeding shit to some hot bird. Anyway what’s the most outrageous lie you’ve made up in order to try and nail a bird? Link to comment
tiktak Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 In for a pint and overhears a conversation between two folk behind me. He was playing golf at St Andrews, handicap of 18 and -4 after 14 holes. Thing is he was telling his mate this, I would have given him respect if he was feeding shit to some hot bird. Anyway what’s the most outrageous lie you’ve made up in order to try and nail a bird? Sounds unlikely but you can get strange days on the golf course where things just fall for you. I remember at my local course as a 20 handicapper finishing with a 71. Putts just dropped from any distance. I couldn't match that even coming down to a 10 handicap eventually. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 "come back to mine, we'll just cuddle, I'm not the sort to sleep with someone on the first night anyway" Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 A pal of mine and I got talking to a couple of Irish lassies on holiday. He convinced her he was the owner of doonies farm, showing her pictures of all the animals. Hook line and sinker. Shagged her in a bush while I kept her dowdy friend company. Hahahaha Genius. What a man. Link to comment
Red_Rocket_1983 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 I know what you’re all thinking. Studebaker playing second fiddle to his pal. This is the only man that could and ever will be able to trump me for the chosen woman. Just to set the record straight. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 I know what you’re all thinking. Studebaker playing second fiddle to his pal. This is the only man that could and ever will be able to trump me for the chosen woman. Just to set the record straight.I gave it no thought whatsoever. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 “I know you don’t normally do this on the first date,and yes I’ll totally respect you in the morning” 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 "come back to mine, we'll just cuddle, I'm not the sort to sleep with someone on the first night anyway"Yeah used this a few times definitely. They knew it was horseshit aswell but just helping them convince themselves theyre not being sluts. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 You cunts should just arrange a big cock measuring contest. It'd save me having to read this tripe. 7 Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Once told a girl I'd split up with my girlfriend (who she knew) so that she'd sleep with me. I hadn't and I met my girlfriend later on in the same day. Needless to say that it didn't end well for me. Cunt behaviour but I was only 18. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Thankfully you're not a cunt anymore, eh Parky? Definitely not. Very unlike yourself. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 You cunts should just arrange a big cock measuring contest. It'd save me having to read this tripe.Aye, just make sure you take pics lads,eh chebs? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 You cunts should just arrange a big cock measuring contest. It'd save me having to read this tripe.Suppose you’ll need photos for proof eh? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Aye, just make sure you take pics lads,eh chebs?Dammit Link to comment
Red_Rocket_1983 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 You cunts should just arrange a big cock measuring contest. It'd save me having to read this tripe. Is that a request? Each to their own. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Segregating yourself is now an option son. See you over at DWQ It's getting that way Dad. Some painful reading lately. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 I'm always argumentative man. It's my thing. Link to comment
Red_Rocket_1983 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Bent To be fair he only helps them out when they are short staffed Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 4, 2019 Share Posted August 4, 2019 You cunts should just arrange a big cock measuring contest. It'd save me having to read this tripe.I've got a very average sized willy to be honest. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 feeding shit to some hot bird. sounds like a specialist german or brazillian movie :laughing: Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Sounds unlikely but you can get strange days on the golf course where things just fall for you. I remember at my local course as a 20 handicapper finishing with a 71. Putts just dropped from any distance. I couldn't match that even coming down to a 10 handicap eventually. How did the back 9 go? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 See those films , is that genuine poo or a chocolate substitute? Dunno, i've never starred in one (failed the audition). Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 It’s the way some of them devour it with such fervour.I gag at the stench of it .Never watched one. Never will. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 It’s the way some of them devour it with such fervour.I gag at the stench of it . It’s definitely an acquired taste. LiterallyGood to hear, that despite your slight hesitation you still manage to get it down. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Gassy erotica anyone?Bri’s wife Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 In for a pint and overhears a conversation between two folk behind me. He was playing golf at St Andrews, handicap of 18 and -4 after 14 holes. Thing is he was telling his mate this, I would have given him respect if he was feeding shit to some hot bird. Anyway what’s the most outrageous lie you’ve made up in order to try and nail a bird? If you like utter fiction, head over to the what are you drinking thread. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Or transfer rumoursSome utterly fantastic tales going on over there, sheesh, the imagination on some folk Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Or transfer rumoursBrian Irvine’s loon always tells the truth Link to comment
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