Fight Club

[Ke1t]

Love to watch Pikies, Feechies, Urchins, and Brothas beat the piss out of each other in hastily assembled backyard octagons, rings, barns, and parking lots. 

 

Huge fan of the Gypos, with their incoherent videos where they throw down a challenge to "O'Malley, ye tick basturt!" 

 

Just started viewing Street Beefs... top quality low rent scuffling featuring a variety of fighters from all over the farmlands and ghettos of these United States. Beyond the mere entertainment of two fellas rasslin' all over a muddy field, encouraged by a variety of meth-heads and sheep worriers, it's a lot of fun guessing what they were in prison for. 

 

In this one, I'd go with serial rape and distribution of class A's. Not saying which is which. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Fridge]

What are the rules with these things like UFC when anything goes?

 

Always thought the best tactic if it is “anything goes” would be fuck all the boxing posturing, back off while he is fucking about looking like Rocky then lunge in with a two footed challenge to either the balls or face.

 

Then boot him in while on the deck imagining he is a Hun.

[Guest milne_afc]

Pretend to tie your laces, as a distraction, then spring up and forward delivering a killer headbutt.

 

Or pint pot to the face.

 

Both winning moves.

[Reed or deed]

The guy calling himself a lunatic has over valued himself I think.

 

Should have called himself the tame, thin, white man.

[ebbe]

Ric Flair had the right idea, handful of salt to the eyes.

[maryhilldon]

 

 

Should have called himself the tame, thin, white man.

Love Bowie.

[Ke1t]

This one features a Derek McInnes lookalke. 

 

I like to imagine this is the dressing room at Pittodrie around half time, as one of the athletic players takes issue with Deek's defensive bullshit at home to St Johnstone. 

 

https://youtu.be/hXopYzNy9FA?t=1

[Guest milne_afc]

[shut up meg]

Pretend to tie your laces, as a distraction, then spring up and forward delivering a killer headbutt.

 

Or pint pot to the face.

 

Both winning moves.

 

Frank Drebin was the master at this!

[Bluto10]

[Don Fonte]

Need a Hat fight club.

[The Cockney Don]

Classic.

 

[reekie_dock]

Best eaten warm with butter spread on them

It has been known loon

[The Cockney Don]

The ONLY way

is up

 

[maryhilldon]

is up

 

Worked with a guy that looked like her when I was young, we all called him Yazz. Looking back now I think he mightve been a black albino or something.

[Ke1t]

This one amuses me for some reason... might be the unnecessary boot up the arse when the guy is face down on the pavement, or it could be the way the guy gets knocked out twice and has what appears to be a standard way of sparking out... 

 

[Ke1t]

Slow-witted coal-monkey fights overconfident city boy. 

 

[Ke1t]

Little bit of bare-knuckle minkery in a circus tent. 

 

Not sure who won or if winning was even the point. 

 

[Poodler]

What the fuck is that?!

[Henry]

 

Some quality shots of a fight at a proper classy day at the races, Aussie style. Strewth. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/10502668/mass-brawl-erupts-horseracing-australia/

 

My favourite, given the Hamilton's haircut.

 

[Poodler]

A day at the races eh.

 

Must be awful. Lotsa 'bigshots'

 

Wouldn't be worse than a day at the rugby though I spose

[manboobs109]

The races is superb Poodler. Just avoid any hospitality or champagne bar shit and go to the cheap bit. The centre bit at Perth races is a great day.

[Poodler]

I imagine in with the minkers n louts to be better than the subsea 7 office birds day out crowd.

[ebbe]

The races is superb Poodler. Just avoid any hospitality or champagne bar shit and go to the cheap bit. The centre bit at Perth races is a great day.

Agreed, was earlier this year (the middle bit). Nae pricks, fucking about waiting 45 mins for a drink, bookies less than 2 mins away and portaloos everywhere for you to conduct your business.

[manboobs109]

if you enjoy shit horse racing

Just like it for the day out Cavey. Don't follow racing anymore just enjoy going. Musselburgh is a cracking day out but harder to avoid the bams at weekends

[Ke1t]

Slapfights in Russia are big business. 

 

Dumpling is one of its superstars... apparently.

 

[muttonhumper]

Need a Hat fight club.

 

Got me thinking that (yeah, unusual).

 

Fa do we think is the hardest cunt on the hat?

 

Any genuine stories from hatters of other hatters being a bit tasty?

[BrianFaePerth]

Parky threatened ( online) to smash my face in .

Fight fight a .... and a white

 

 

A chant fae my school days where all fights were racialist.

[BrianFaePerth]

How’s that self imposed exile working out for you cavey?

[Fridge]

Tup