manboobs109 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 I was out tonight and a boy asked for a pint of 'mick jagger' Surely some of the worst chat ever. I've heard a bit of Scottish rhyming slang in the past 'what's the Hampden Roar?' Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Hampden roar - score As in "what's the hampden?" what's happening Please don't be kidding, I suppose it is a central belt saying Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Cockney don may or may not confirm i made up - his n hers - spurs Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Hamilton AcciesRhyming Slang for you: 1. Takeaway 2. Lazy 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I’m away for a Pyrex. Pyrex Dish = Pish Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Can I have a can of Chris Akabusi Juicy 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Bad Mobby - jobby “Cavey freaked when his foot long bad Mobby floated towards the other bathers” 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Four by two = JewGypsy's kiss = PissPakistani Rhyming Slang = Muslim Rape Gang Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Rinky Dinkys = Chinese takeaway Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Bacon Sarnie = Pakistani Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Slitty Slitty bang bang = Chinese Muslim Rape gang Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I was out tonight and a boy asked for a pint of 'mick jagger'Surely some of the worst chat ever. I've heard a bit of Scottish rhyming slang in the past 'what's the Hampden Roar?'gotta be honest, 20 years ago I thought I was fuckin ace \ untouchable using the phrase mick jagger mind you I was drinking twenty plus pints of ‘nelson’ on nights out Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 mind you I was drinking twenty plus pints of ‘nelson’ on nights outWhat’s black and slides down Nelson’s column Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Derek whyte- shite.Horses hoof-, poof Link to comment
redone Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Dons past and present - alcoholic drinks Derek ........ GuinnessAndy .........wineNiall ........ginScott.......snakebiteDuncan ........MadeiraEric.........cognacJeffrey.......KingfisherDarren........rakiWillo .........devil’s BloodCharlie .......wicked blueMark........ sherryArchie.........scotch on the rocks Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Trouble and strife = knifeBall and chain = brain apples and pears = bears Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Jungle book = spook Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 yer havin a giraffe = pregnant with a tall baby Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Table and Chairs = Pears Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Rhubarb and Custard = Old English Mustard Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Broken clock - Bluto's cockGormless Raveman - Captain Caveman Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Scarey badger - Hairy Tadger Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Parklife the wigger - nigger. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Jeremy Hunt - Stinky cunt. Link to comment
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