The Cryptos

[dervish]

Meh gold is fucking pointless too. Fiat is more so aye mon the trapdoor function reverse by brute force.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Woke up to a portfolio that has gained just over 10% in the last 48 hours. You must research cryptocurrency.

They normally always get pumped at the end of the week, then fall back around Sunday. Don't think you realise the swings you are about to witness but the general trend is upwards so it's all good for now. 

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You don't think I realise?

Yeah sure. You're the expert, self-appointed, exactly like you hold yourself up as the king of craft wankery.

I'll tell you what I have realised over the decades; people who present themselves as the best in anything - particularly in fields where they can't possibly be - and contrive situations to kid themselves on, these people have problems.

Never claimed to be an expert in Crypto just trying to provide some sort of advice. Won't bother next time.

Craft beer I certainly was, but not anymore.  

I'll tell you what I have realised over the decades; people who constantly accuse others about lying about anything - particularly in fields where they can't possibly know if the person is lying or not - and contrive situations to kid themselves on that they are always right, these people have problems.

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Don't bother. Ever. A bipolar manic depressive who spits in the food of customers paying him isn't the best judge of fuck all so fuck off tink. 

Don't bother. Ever. A raging alchie sociopath who throws things at his wife isn't the best judge of fuck all so fuck off tink. 

[Bebo]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Woke up to a portfolio that has gained just over 10% in the last 48 hours. You must research cryptocurrency.

Everyone thinks they're a genius during a bull run. 

[For Fecks Sake]

Well that escalated quickly ?

[Redforever86]

9 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Know it all charlatan prick. It's because you're such a loser you contrive expertise. 

Only ever bought one album. 

[Henry]

3 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Woke up to a portfolio that has gained just over 10% in the last 48 hours. You must research cryptocurrency.

 

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Well that escalated quickly ?

Yes, over 10% as rocket said. 

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

What's a reasonable amount as an initial investment to make it worthwhile, but not enough risk to lose the Cayman?

Depends if you are going long or short/mid term. 
 

Could def lose it all. Could go 10x.

Its risky as fuck so I’d say 3% max of a portfolio. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Woke up to a portfolio that has reduced to back where it started, wiping out in 24 hours the gains made. You must avoid cryptocurrency.

Amazing 

[BrianFaePerth]

Yawn

[Redforever86]

On 4/3/2021 at 10:12 AM, Redforever86 said:

They normally always get pumped at the end of the week, then fall back around Sunday. Don't think you realise the swings you are about to witness but the general trend is upwards so it's all good for now. 

 

2 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Woke up to a portfolio that has reduced to back where it started, wiping out in 24 hours the gains made. You must avoid cryptocurrency.

....

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

What have you got against Ethereum?

It's climbed 7% since you said this and is up by a third in the last month.

I'm not against Ethereum, but there are more efficient ways to do what it does although I think it is improving or they aim to. 

[Redforever86]

I was only talking to you. 

[Redforever86]

29 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

1. It was another you were telling to buy 2 x stuff that is lower than the time you recommended it and to avoid Ethereum which is up.

2. You were tooting, like you do/ did on craft wankery and you got it very wrong thus far. 

3. You seem reluctant to explain where your ITK derives from? What are these "more efficient" ways you claim?

1. Fair enough but who was planning to cash out this weekend? 

2. I know fuck all but if it winds you up I'll pretend I do. 

3. 

Ethereum’s Achilles Heel 

Ethereum has a long road ahead if it wants to achieve its ambition of becoming the world’s “decentralized computer." Even Vitalik Buterin, the creator of Ethereum, doubts its current ability to scale, saying, “Scalability [currently] sucks; the blockchain design fundamentally relies on bottlenecks where individual nodes must process every single transaction in the entire network.”

 

He’s correct. The Ethereum blockchain keeps getting bigger, and exhibits an increasingly large footprint for the hardware of miners and users alike. Additionally, its relatively outdated algorithmic programming makes inefficient use of the chain’s processing power, and returns a dismal number of transactions per second. This is a problem for businesses who rely on Ethereum smart contracts and impacts its future applicability and price. Fortunately, there are other smart contract platforms built on blockchain that are working to evolve the concept further.

[dervish]

Anyone had a nice wank lately?

[Simply Red]

33 minutes ago, dervish said:

Anyone had a nice wank lately?

That an offer?

[dervish]

No.

If some rough hands round your pishing gear is something you'd want hope you're both all good. ?

[dervish]

Totally wish I'd listened more.

 

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/bitcoin-will-defy-regulators-with-tenfold-rise-in-value-to-overtake-gold-qrffx8wd7

Heady times troops heady times.

The best thing about the competitive market is I know better.

[Redforever86]

XLM TTM

[Redforever86]

Going to start my own coin MCC

 

Mutant Cash Cow

[dervish]

If I could rob someone by asking them a number then no more Mondays for me.

 

It'd be pretty tempting. So law and order regulation that'll do.

 

It's a public fucking ledger. 

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

One of my coins going mental this morning. You must explore this market. It's all about timing and the time is now. Made more in less than a week than the average UK wage so far and if it all goes tits up - which it can't possibly (which you'll know once you've researched it) - then the rollercoaster alone was worth the price of admission. 

prove it.

or r U just ‘pretendy’ super successful at everything you do 

?

 

don’t reply, I’m just paraphrasing you and the ; - ) means it’s a joke.

 

 

[Bluto10]

aye, they never tell you when they’re down 30 large

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Told him to buy low sell high 

which he said he did 

knows his stuff that boy

 

bet he doesnt each lunch either.

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s coincidence that the ones who have a wee hard on for crypto currency are crushing dullards.

Thanks mate. 

[Redforever86]

I am a dull cunt these days to be fair. 

[Bluto10]

aye be gamble aware lads

 

lol

[maryhilldon]

If it sounds too good to be true etc. 

[Bluto10]

8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

If it sounds too good to be true etc. 

it’s ok if you get in on the ground floor then get out while the goings good and don’t have to cut your losses