The Boofon Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 12 hours ago, milne_afc said: Fuck that. The spade can do it himself. Magic. ? Link to comment
Quagmire Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 12 hours ago, Ke1t said: Time in bunker is about 2 weeks, by which time background radiation is massively reduced. After 3 months most of the radioactive dust in the atmosphere should be dissipated, at which point you can be out and about and rocking your self-sufficiency skills. No nuclear winter to worry about either... there won't be one. People still think a nuclear exchange will be like it would have been in the Cold War... it won't. Totally survivable if you have a reasonably isolated place to ride it out. I do quite like the sound of a Fud-Tour of darkest Asia, though... Hope that bunker you're pretending to build is more robust than that wall you put up in your backie. Jesus Christ. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 19, 2022 Author Share Posted February 19, 2022 15 minutes ago, Quagmire said: * Hope that bunker you're pretending to build is more robust than that wall you put up in your ** backie. Jesus Christ. "At some point I'd like to excavate a shelter..." Reading is hard. For some of us. ** ? Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 13 hours ago, Ke1t said: People still think a nuclear exchange will be like it would have been in the Cold War... it won't. Putin has at least fifty silos each holding a "Satan 2" RS-28 Sarmat missile, 8 megatons. Are you suggesting he would not have time to fire the big guns, or would choose not to ? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted February 19, 2022 Author Share Posted February 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said: Putin has at least fifty silos each holding a "Satan 2" RS-28 Sarmat missile, 8 megatons. Are you suggesting he would not have time to fire the big guns, or would choose not to ? Number of missiles in inventories is massively reduced, and yields are massively reduced. Sagan's Nuclear Winter scenario was based upon Cold War stockpiles, and even he later renounced the idea. The typical yield wont generate anywhere near enough power to eject the requisite material into the upper atmosphere. I'd also be leery of accepting claims made on the Russian stockpile. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Fuck off with sanction talk, get our army in there to help them. Was always going to happen after the Olympics, they wouldn't want to fuck their chink mates. Get in there heed first, I'd easily sign up. Fucking bowl cut heathens. Bring on war. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 All Rise for Brother Daytripping. 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 50 minutes ago, daytripping said: Fucking bowl cut heathens Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Fuck it, I'm going. Will ask the boss on Monday for a couple weeks off, got to be a better laugh than Maga. Will post updates if I can. Hearing a grand a day for mercenaries, double if they invade. What else are you gonna do with your life? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Ukraine away, love it! 5 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 What a return! Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Bought my house and first Ferrari from Yugoslavia, was young then though, couple weeks will be good now. Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Ryanair flying Manc to Kiev a tenner each way Regional bus north to the Belarus border and yer right in the thick of it Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Do you have to bring your own weapons? I’d go armed with a suitcase full of pint pots and a rusty blade Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 I’d go armed with harsh language Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 or a catapult and\or water bombs Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Probably no need to book ahead for the return ryanair flight These border town skirmishes tend to go on a while Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 hour ago, milne_afc said: Do you have to bring your own weapons? I’d go armed with a suitcase full of pint pots and a rusty blade You get a gun on arrival but I bring my own black widow catapult, deadly at close range and doesn't wake the whole village. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 2 hours ago, milne_afc said: Do you have to bring your own weapons? I’d go armed with a suitcase full of pint pots and a rusty blade You'd give someone Tetanus using a rusty blade, not a nice way to die at all. Best using a fresh Stanley, wont even feel the cut through the artery. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 41 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Fridge's mate going ss ss ss puh puh puh.., tap aff. One would hope he's no longer Fridges friend, a bully who picks drunk small guys to beat up was truly shown up for what he is. Disgusting man who deserves nothing but contempt. McAllister is little better, gypo mink, total bully. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Sheridan Smith, what a beauty, I'd invade Russia on my own to get a chance of licking her breasts. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 On 2/18/2022 at 7:41 PM, Ke1t said: You live in a city with a deep water port, that would certainly be used to service NATO warships in the event of a conflict. There's a good sized airport that would be utilised for air patrols and sorties into the North Sea. A heliport that's one of the most active in Europe, and an agricultural and industrial infrastructure that could be used to supply food and material to any prolonged war in Europe. You also are the base of operations for servicing the oil and gas industry, which would be a prime target if someone wanted to cripple O&G production critical to the war effort. I'm thinking it would be worth the effort to drop at least a ~500 kiloton warhead somewhere near the Castlegate. It's the only way to be sure. Kelt..go and post up the excellent ?"Protect and Survive "..Public information films..from the 80s ?..narrated by the cunt from Barratt adverts, fan hes in a helicopter ?....Patrick?? A fucking hoot they are.?....... "Some cunt dies in yer hoose we radiation...tie a label roon the tae..and lob him outside ".....?? Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 19 hours ago, Ke1t said: You're talking to the guy who tried warning this very board that we were headed for a major shitshow way back in the days before the WHO declared a pandemic. Even before Trump came out with his, "Ach, it's only 15 cases, and it'll be zero soon enough." "Yer fuull o shite" I was told. I'm like Cassandra, only better. At shagging Rodney? Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: This is brilliant. Peak hattery. There's a reason I've not been on here of late. Brown babies. Just couldn't take it any longer, was never a thing in my day, something had to be done before they take over, there's just too many manc and scouse drug dealers in Aberdeen spreading the seed. I think it's sorted now, I pray it is anyway. 1 Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 If you've met one Wolverhampton crack dealer, you've met them all Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 4 hours ago, daytripping said: Fuck it, I'm going. Will ask the boss on Monday for a couple weeks off, got to be a better laugh than Maga. Will post updates if I can. Hearing a grand a day for mercenaries, double if they inva Good to read that you are still alive. That aside, what if your boss says no to your holiday request? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Once Dayts is finished with Russia there’s China, Poland, Nigeria, Turkey, Afghanistan, you know. Winnersh 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 None of that brown lot have been sniffing around you or your kin have they Dayts? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Fuck sakes dayts. You’re record in Eastern Europe isn’t worth bragging about. Best sit this one out. welcome back. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 2 hours ago, daytripping said: There's a reason I've not been on here of late. Brown babies. Just couldn't take it any longer, was never a thing in my day, something had to be done before they take over, there's just too many manc and scouse drug dealers in Aberdeen spreading the seed. I think it's sorted now, I pray it is anyway. Welcome back bro..?....good to see...? I'll bell/msg you thru the week?? Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Game o ?...in eh numbers maybe?@daytripping? Link to comment
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