Your Last Meal

[JumboJET]

If you were condemned to death, what would be your final meal?

Mine would be:

Starter: calamari with tartare sauce, white wine to drink
Main: Rare fillet steak, accompanied with chips, fried mushrooms, garden peas and English mustard, red wine to drink
Dessert: New York cheesecake with vanilla ice cream, pint of Guinness and Talisker chaser to drink 

[Misers Hill]

13 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

If you were condemned to death, what would be your final meal?

Mine would be:

Starter: calamari with tartare sauce, white wine to drink
Main: Rare fillet steak, accompanied with chips, fried mushrooms, garden peas and English mustard, red wine to drink
Dessert: New York cheesecake with vanilla ice cream, pint of Guinness and Talisker chaser to drink 

Then after eating that..ask the guards for a few vallys...?..wake up..strip naked...then proceed to defecate the cell?‍☠️?

[pocrawred]

A Singapore chow mein. 

[Misers Hill]

49 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

If you were condemned to death, what would be your final meal?

Mine would be:

Starter: calamari with tartare sauce, white wine to drink
Main: Rare fillet steak, accompanied with chips, fried mushrooms, garden peas and English mustard, red wine to drink
Dessert: New York cheesecake with vanilla ice cream, pint of Guinness and Talisker chaser to drink 

Saturday nite takeaway ..make you hungry?

[Don Fonte]

Copious drugs and a filthy woman.

[Zeus]

Chicken sweetcorn soup

 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Stovies

Then aim to escape in the prison-wide melee/debate over potato : meat ratio, gravy requirement and the relevance of beetroot.

[Arabian Knight]

9 hours ago, JumboJET said:

Starter: calamari with tartare sauce,

meh sterter the ithir nicht

[johnstrac]

10 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Mince and tatties. 

This but with a mealie pudding.

[manboobs109]

No starter.

Tandoori Mixed grill

No pudding

Several lager with Mixed grill, several Guinness and Balvenie after.

Mixed kebab on the way home(if they'd realised I was innocent and let me out)

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Arabian Knight said:

meh sterter the ithir nicht

“Table for one, sir?”

 

 

 

Loser.

[redone]

5 loaves and 2 fish

To be prepared by that beardy , hippy , Austin McPhee lookalike new cunt in the canteen

[Betty Swallicks]

Hot and Sour Soup.

Mince, tatties, mealie pudding.

Nae pudding. 

[Arabian Knight]

55 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

“Table for one, sir?”

 

 

 

Loser.

yer alone in oz..its y yer ayewis oan here..nuthin happnin..apert fae long walks oan the beach wi yer wifes fanny doctor n ez spaniel..chattin aboot yer wifes meaty droopin haggard infected gash

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

yer alone in oz..its y yer ayewis oan here..nuthin happnin..apert fae long walks oan the beach wi yer wifes fanny doctor n ez spaniel..chattin aboot yer wifes meaty droopin haggard infected gash

Little do you ken.

[cheesepipes]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Little do you ken.

Everyone knows its a Labradoodle. 

[Ke1t]

Appetiser: 50 grand cash in Brazilian Reals. 

Entree: A valid passport

Dessert: A cake with a diameter of about 18"

[Reed or deed]

Alphabetti Spaghetti ?

[Guest milne_afc]

Starter - toastie

Main - Stovies and a thains steak pie

Washed down with Pints of T and a nice Malbec 

[Ten Caat]

2 one litre cartons of pineapple juice

Greek salad

Lamb madras, pilau rice and one chapati

Semolina and fruit cocktail

When they get you prepped for the electric chair they put an adult nappy on you because when the current strikes, all your muscles spasm and frequently causes the inmate to shit themselves. I have IBS and have to watch what I eat, certain foods just go straight through me. I've carefully chosen this menu to include stuff ordinarily I'd avoid like the plague in order to depart this world with one last massive dirty protest

 

 

[maryhilldon]

Cocaine butty.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Good grief 

TC likes to keep things light-hearted.

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

I’ve got a sort of last meal coming up on Wednesday, moving back up the road. I’ll opt for an Indian mixed grill with a side of tandoori king prawns at my favourite desi pub. Muchos pints of beaver town or Heineken. 

Nappy?

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Arse generally ends up in a knot but it’s worth it

What’s his name?

[YorkDon]

9 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

What’s his name?

And to think people say you’re obsessed with male anal penetration…

 

Prawn cocktail starter

Full mixed grill/surf n turf main

Fresh cream profiteroles dessert

Washed down with a jam shed malbec

Cheese n biscuits and a coffee.

Last drop would be a fine single malt.