Wildlife

[Dons79]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

People still call them PCs Bri son - it's just facts

He’s getting confused as he calls his sally when he fucks the joystick port

[Dad]

33 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

He’s getting confused as he calls his sally when he fucks the joystick port

Simon more like, the closeted arsehole that he is

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

It’ll show as text until you post it 

It showed text/link after I posted it tho.  No pic showed.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Here you go sone - once uploaded to Imgur, click 'Images' as per:

 

Find your photo - click on it and it'll give you these options...copy the Direct Link, paste it into here (give it a few secs to appear) and you're in beeswax ✌️:

Cheers min.  I'll give that a go later.

[Beachend Bootboy]

45 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Once you have worked out how to post pictures expect PM's from Manboobz. 

 

 

( cause he'll want to see your penis)

I dinna hae a macro lens powerful enough for that wee thing.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Wee hen.

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Wee hen.

Leave the thing alone min. Chicken shagger.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

21 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Leave the thing alone min. Chicken shagger.

I'm a chicken fucker.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Think that's a hen though.

at least that's what she told me.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Think that's a hen though.

at least that's what she told me.

Explain 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

[Bournemouth Gee]

 

 

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

 

 

He did well. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

50 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

He did well. 

Fat lad done well against that big bouncy cunt.

That's where Hutch got his fighting style fae. 

A mammal of violence, hoo mama.

[maryhilldon]

8 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Wee hen.

The avian version of you.

[Dad]

The two I see are now hanging daily at frequent intervals - a terrific pair of bastards they are ?

[For Fecks Sake]

Loads down my way at the moment, badgers (big bloody things), deer, red squirrels and about twilight this past few weeks have spotted an owl.

Set up a wildlife camera in the garden for the kids and was amazed at the stuff that was caught on it - all of the above as well as foxes and a hawk or similar trying to swoop down on a baby magpie which it missed.

Also caught the Gardner having a slash!

[BitWait]

There's a 3 legged cat hunts birds in the bushes at the back of my garden. Not seen any successes yet but it's had a few near misses. 

[For Fecks Sake]

11 minutes ago, BitWait said:

There's a 3 legged cat hunts birds in the bushes at the back of my garden. Not seen any successes yet but it's had a few near misses. 

Our neighbour also has a three legged cat but it appears to still do well hunting wise according to its owner.

[Bournemouth Gee]

14 minutes ago, BitWait said:

There's a 3 legged cat hunts birds in the bushes at the back of my garden. Not seen any successes yet but it's had a few near misses. 

 

2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Our neighbour also has a three legged cat but it appears to still do well hunting wise according to its owner.

Catapult should do the job

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, Bournemouth Gee said:

 

Catapult should do the job

Come on min, no need for that. A pellet gun works far better ?

[Guest milne_afc]

59 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Loads down my way at the moment, badgers (big bloody things), deer, red squirrels and about twilight this past few weeks have spotted an owl.

Set up a wildlife camera in the garden for the kids and was amazed at the stuff that was caught on it - all of the above as well as foxes and a hawk or similar trying to swoop down on a baby magpie which it missed.

Also caught the Gardner having a slash!

@Henry

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Matt Damon was great in that. 

?

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

 

Also caught the Gardner having a slash!

Lee or John?  It was all downhill after leaving the Dons.

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Our neighbour also has a three legged cat but it appears to still do well hunting wise according to its owner.

There’s two three legged cats that live on the same small street beside Hamilton place, different hooses. 
 

Wonder what went down on that street 

 

 

[King Street Loon]

On 6/6/2022 at 2:29 AM, Poodler said:

There’s two three legged cats that live on the same small street beside Hamilton place, different hooses. 
 

Wonder what went down on that street 

 

 

Probably cars which took out the cats.

[sheepcrooky]

On 6/5/2022 at 10:20 PM, For Fecks Sake said:

Loads down my way at the moment, badgers (big bloody things), deer, red squirrels and about twilight this past few weeks have spotted an owl.

Set up a wildlife camera in the garden for the kids and was amazed at the stuff that was caught on it - all of the above as well as foxes and a hawk or similar trying to swoop down on a baby magpie which it missed.

Also caught the Gardner having a slash!

Fit’s the scoop with these wildlife cameras? Do you just plug them in overnight and watch the videos with a fast forward function on your laptop the next day. Or do they only activate when something happens. 
Always fancied one of them to see what happens in my backie in Costa del Cove. 

[Redforever86]

24 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Always fancied one of them to see what happens in my backie in Costa del Cove. 

It involves a pool boy and your wife.

[For Fecks Sake]

14 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

motion activation cameras. Probably send an alert to your phone indicating activity and what not. 

This and you can also get them with WiFi built in that automatically sends the pics or videos straight to your phone.

[Dad]

The two squirrels had a wee bambino - here's the wee terrific bastard the now:

 

A fucking hero he is ?