Shayden Morris

[TopDon]

Once this guy gets going, he'll be scoring goals just for the halibut.

[20two20]

9 hours ago, davieb said:

Any mention of the fee, surely they've not spent 500k on this guy?

Not that it fucking matters, but Fleetwoods top 5 transfers (according to Transfermarkt...) have been:

£1.12m

£1.08m

£351K

£270K

£68K

They called it a "Substantial" fee, but given that the vast majority of their transfers out are for free I'd guess somewhere between £100K-£200K.

Who fucking cares, he's going to win us the league.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 hours ago, Millertime said:

Whats that got to do with the price of fish?

It does, if you are an English fish buyer purchasing some rounded haddock on behalf of his company at Peterhead or Fraserburgh fishmarkets.

It adds at least 10% extra to the actual true value of a box of fish. "Ach Joe, he's a guffy bastard, pit anither 10% on top of the price he bought the huddocks for. It'll serve the English cunt richt, comin' up here and stealing oor jobs and hooses, (etc., etc.)".

The archetypal mindset of the majority of the locals up here are still embedded in what happened in the year 1314 and forms the basis of their anti-English discrimination. 

[minijc]

9 minutes ago, 20two20 said:

Not that it fucking matters, but Fleetwoods top 5 transfers (according to Transfermarkt...) have been:

£1.12m

£1.08m

£351K

£270K

£68K

They called it a "Substantial" fee, but given that the vast majority of their transfers out are for free I'd guess somewhere between £100K-£200K.

Who fucking cares, he's going to win us the league.

It's more but you won't believe me 20two20.

[20two20]

3 minutes ago, minijc said:

It's more but you won't believe me 20two20.

I'd believe you if you brought receipts, blind faith is the folly of fools.

[aberdeen1970]

15 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

 

The archetypal mindset of the majority of the locals up here are still embedded in what happened in the year 1314 

Nervy cup final finally settled on penalties. Great day out though and a relief to finally win a trophy again after so many years 

[HaarDon]

6 minutes ago, 20two20 said:

I'd believe you if you brought receipts, blind faith is the folly of fools.

'Faith can move mountains, but it can't beat a faster draw'

Anyone name the cowboy film that quote came from?

(Also amsampled in a dance tune.)

[20two20]

3 minutes ago, HaarDon said:

'Faith can move mountains, but it can't beat a faster draw'

Anyone name the cowboy film that quote came from?

(Also amsampled in a dance tune.)

I'd be lying if i said i could pick the movie.

That does make me want to do a John Wayne binge though.

[sigh]

34 minutes ago, 20two20 said:

I'd be lying if i said i could pick the movie.

That does make me want to do a John Wayne binge though.

Get off your horse and drink your milk

[Poodler]

1 minute ago, 20two20 said:

Love The Monkees.

Just aswell 

[20two20]

3 minutes ago, sigh said:

Get off your horse and drink your milk

Love The Monkees.

Edit: Apparently this was only said on the Boyzone cover and not by The Monkees. My apologies.

[20two20]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Just aswell 

?

[HaarDon]

55 minutes ago, 20two20 said:

I'd be lying if i said i could pick the movie.

That does make me want to do a John Wayne binge though.

You're on the right track there

[WesthillWanderersFC]

59 minutes ago, HaarDon said:

'Faith can move mountains, but it can't beat a faster draw'

Anyone name the cowboy film that quote came from?

(Also amsampled in a dance tune.)

El Dorado.

I thought it was never the same when Jesse Birdsall, who played Marcus Tandy, left 

 

[20two20]

7 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

El Dorado.

I thought it was never the same when Jesse Birdsall, who played Marcus Tandy, left 

 

I'm going to assume this is bait but I'll bite anyway.

That quote is from the movie, not the TV show. (Unless it was re-used)

[HaarDon]

Yessssssss.

 

Cant remember the dance track sample...shit.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Nervy cup final finally settled on penalties. Great day out though and a relief to finally win a trophy again after so many years 

??. You've done well to survive the last 700+ years min.

[HaarDon]

Should we now call Shayden.... El Dorado?

 

?

[True_Don]

2 hours ago, TopDon said:

Once this guy gets going, he'll be scoring goals just for the halibut.

You guys are having a whale of a time with these puns.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

I've got an eeling Herr(ing) Morris will be the dog's pollocks for Aberdeen, and won't clam up or flounder any Tyne when we play the ratfish.

[Ando]

[slippers]

4 hours ago, 20two20 said:

Not that it fucking matters, but Fleetwoods top 5 transfers (according to Transfermarkt...) have been:

£1.12m

£1.08m

£351K

£270K

£68K

They called it a "Substantial" fee, but given that the vast majority of their transfers out are for free I'd guess somewhere between £100K-£200K.

Who fucking cares, he's going to win us the league.

Would probably say more based on us signing Roberte's from a non league side for over 100k with 1 year left on contract.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

2 hours ago, 20two20 said:

I'm going to assume this is bait but I'll bite anyway.

That quote is from the movie, not the TV show. (Unless it was re-used)

It was bait… well nibbled ?

[20two20]

5 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

It was bait… well nibbled ?

For what it's worth, it was delicious.

[Dal Riata Don]

Well, the chairman has certainly backed the manager in this transfer window. 

[Dandyesque]

9 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The archetypal mindset of the majority of the locals up here are still embedded in what happened in the year 1314 and forms the basis of their anti-English discrimination. 

Its got fuck all to do with that and he knows it.

[Mr John]

13 minutes ago, Dal Riata Don said:

Well, the chairman has certainly backed the manager in this transfer window. 

Because we've sold 2 of our best assets.

[Dal Riata Don]

9 minutes ago, Mr John said:

Because we've sold 2 of our best assets.

Fair point but he's still put the money down. 

I'll be honest and say I don't understand this signing, he's only 20 and has been playing at a really low level - what's wrong with bringing one of our academy lads in?

Do we even have proper cover if Stewart gets injured?

 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

16 minutes ago, Dandyesque said:

Its got fuck all to do with that and he knows it.

Very true loon?. 

I just addled a bait of ad ling to it. 

[Betty Swallicks]

20 hours ago, Just Dandy said:

Disagree.

FFS, last season I remember replying to "How did Kennedy get on?" with "He just made a bolt for the pitch and the steward's werenae quick enough to stop him."

But I've been impressed with him in pre-season - if he keeps up that form he will be challenging for a start, and I'll change my opinion of him.

Not the right time to sell.

He was good v lower league sides agreed. Did little v the tims. 

He's done fuck all really since he signed in Jan 2020 and was only signed as he had a decent couple of games which met the McInnes signing criteria of that time. 

A big month coming up for him.