Toasted Bread

[JumboJET]

What is your favourite toasted bread?

Mine is: Hovis thick white bread, toasted so it is nearly burnt, with a thick slather on Lurpak Spreadable on one side. On the other, a light smattering of Marmite. 

Two slices, cut into triangles. Accompanied by a hearty English Breakfast tea. (Milk, no sugar).

How about you, gents?

[Beachend Bootboy]

FFS.  Toast.  Lolzzzz

[sheepcrooky]

Prefer my white breaded toast to cool for 30-40 seconds before spreading butter on. Otherwise the butter melts to quick. 

[The Cockney Don]

Warburtons.

Funny enough i got started on that brand up in Aberdeen staying at one of the lads place some years ago.

Bread is a killer for me, along with Butter/Spread.

[Parklife]

Mother's Pride thick cut plain loaf. 

The king of toasted bread imo. 

[don corleone]

^^^^ this

[YorkDon]

Seeded bread, thick layer of salted butter,  maybe some raspberry jam if I’m feeling it that day.

[Zeus]

Toast is shit, absolutely rubbish foodstuff 

[sigh]

Only thing to have on toasted bread is toasted cheese?

[JumboJET]

32 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Jumbo I just don’t understand this 

The essence of the question is:

How do you like your toast?

Hope this is easier to understand.

[Ramandu]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Mother's Pride thick cut plain loaf. 

The king of toasted bread imo. 

The Scottish Plain stuff? Too tall for the toaster, I end up with 1/4 still bread. The toasted bit is good though.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Ramandu said:

The Scottish Plain stuff? Too tall for the toaster, I end up with 1/4 still bread. The toasted bit is good though.

Cut the crusts off.

Idiot.

[sigh]

4 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

The Scottish Plain stuff? Too tall for the toaster, I end up with 1/4 still bread. The toasted bit is good though.

Toast it under the grill then - or buy a bigger toaster

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

The Scottish Plain stuff? Too tall for the toaster, I end up with 1/4 still bread. The toasted bit is good though.

You need a better toaster. Need one with long slots.

Get yourself one of this style: 

https://www.google.co.uk/shopping/product/9503444246507253895?q=long+slot+toaster&client=safari&hl=en-gb&biw=414&bih=715&tbs=vw:l&prmd=sinv&sxsrf=ALiCzsbZhcf6zSYqtN2BcjCGfrjKgVzHag:1660230965540&prds=eto:5909404881942487280_0,cdl:1,prmr:1,rsk:PC_12937891464549771341,cs:1

[JumboJET]

24 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Warburtons.

Funny enough i got started on that brand up in Aberdeen staying at one of the lads place some years ago.

Yes, that is very funny.

[Reed or deed]

1 hour ago, Ramandu said:

The Scottish Plain stuff? Too tall for the toaster, I end up with 1/4 still bread. The toasted bit is good though.

Have you ever thought about taking it out midway through the toasting process and turning it upside down?

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[Reed or deed]

Fruit loaf is good.

Toasted and smeared with butter.

Lovely stuff.

[styrofoamplates]

When the Boswell house went on fire. 

[Bluto10]

17 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Fruit loaf is good.

 

yeah. if you’re gay

[chief_wiggum]

Warburtons old English, well toasted, spread with butter , then spread again, sprinkle of salt. As per Nigelas recipe

 

 

[Don Fonte]

29 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

yeah. if you’re gay

You eat it toasted or dry?

[Bluto10]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

You eat it toasted or dry?

ill eat you if you don’t shut up

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

ill eat you if you don’t shut up

Aye ok Augustus.

[Arabian Knight]

cunt ye must be choking tae chime in wi sum pan fried toasty chat ya jaded spuztik

[Beachend Bootboy]

Fuckin' het rowies yeh bunch o' fuckin' saps.  Toast FFS.  Lolzzzz

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That would be for the 'rowies' debate of which there has been several.  This is for toast. 

Fuck yer toast.  Poofters grub.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, milne_afc said:

You’re really aggressive ?

You think? Toast. ??

[Guest milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuck yer toast.  Poofters grub.

You’re really aggressive ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A rowie is def more homo than toast…,and I can prove it. 

?

[Ramandu]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Cut the crusts off.

Idiot.

The crusts get eaten, I'm not a child.

3 hours ago, sigh said:

Toast it under the grill then - or buy a bigger toaster

Not buying a new toaster for a loaf that isn't good sandwich bread.

1 hour ago, Reed or deed said:

Have you ever thought about taking it out midway through the toasting process and turning it upside down?

?‍♂️

Then the middle gets done twice.

We need to standardise bread size.