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[manboobs109]

46 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Nah tbf in LDN, this guy was asking for food. Told him I'm sorry I didn't have the money, he got all aggro because I allegedly wasted his time by having the decency to stop and talk to him. 
 

Arsehole, he was. Tried to intimidate me. 

Probably the lecture on his white privilege that riled him up.

[CCB III]

21 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Probably the lecture on his white privilege that riled him up.

Nah, he was a down and out. 
 

But no reason to try intimidate me

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, CCB III said:

Nah tbf in LDN, this guy was asking for food. Told him I'm sorry I didn't have the money, he got all aggro because I allegedly wasted his time by having the decency to stop and talk to him. 
 

Arsehole, he was. Tried to intimidate me. 

it’s ok CCB min

 

its ok to like london 

 

it’s doesn’t mean you’re any less pro indy/anti tory

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

If a poor cunt is hungry enough to directly asked for food id always buy them something. Money? Nope.

Normally I'd give them money but as I recall I didn't have any cash and we were on a cinema and cafe workers budget. 
 

Didn't really have anything to spare. Explained as much to him but he just got irate that he wasn't getting what he needed.

 

My sympathy for him waned when he started being a sarcastic arsehole. 

[CCB III]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fridge buys all tramps a pint.

Top banana 

[CCB III]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was he sitting down at the time? 

Nah. Stood up. Shirtless, Thor looking cunt. Probs a junkie. 
 

Im 6'0 and he towered over me.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, CCB III said:

Nah. Stood up. Shirtless, Thor looking cunt. Probs a junkie. 
 

Im 6'0 and he towered over me.

Kelt on holiday?

[dave_min]

Pretty sure I accidentally ate a cat in Skopje. There’s a cracking brewery on top of the hill in the old town.

Heading to Belgrade instead of Pristina is a poor choice.

[dave_min]

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[Tommy]

10 minutes ago, dave_min said:

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Posts like this will get you Best Newcomer award.👍

[Don Fonte]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How can you accidentally eat a cat ?

I'd guess consumed a dish in a food establishment he didn't realise contained cat.

[Roger Ramjet 62]

Never give beggars money. They'll only blow it on drugs, booze or the latest copy of the rangers news. 

Give them food instead. If they complain give them a volley to the head. They're at the perfect height for it and they never get back up.

[milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

Never give beggars money. They'll only blow it on drugs, booze or the latest copy of the rangers news. 

Give them food instead. If they complain give them a volley to the head. They're at the perfect height for it and they never get back up.

Glad you mentioned this. I gave a beggar ten quid the other week and forgot to tell anyone. Happy for him to spend it on whatever he likes.

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s ‘unwittingly’ not accidentally. 

He accidentally took a fork of his bird's food. Accidental.

[Roger Ramjet 62]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Glad you mentioned this. I gave a beggar ten quid the other week and forgot to tell anyone. Happy for him to spend it on whatever he likes.

Crafty. Like the way your mind works. Give him enough for a tenner bag and hope it sees him off.

Tidy.

[Ke1t]

9 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Glad you mentioned this. I gave a beggar ten quid the other week and forgot to tell anyone. Happy for him to spend it on whatever he likes.

Any time I'm back in Aberdeen I like to give cash to the homeless, much to the annoyance of my chums. 

"You're just encouraging them" I'm told. 

Encouraging people to be poor and homeless, eh? 

Whoooaa, some lad gave me a few quid... this being homeless lark is a bit of all right. Especially somewhere like Aberdeen where living outdoors is such a terrific prospect. 

[Roger Ramjet 62]

Just now, Ke1t said:

Any time I'm back in Aberdeen I like to give cash to the homeless, much to the annoyance of my chums. 

"You're just encouraging them" I'm told. 

Encouraging people to be poor and homeless, eh? 

Whoooaa, some lad gave me a few quid... this being homeless lark is a bit of all right. Especially somewhere like Aberdeen where living outdoors is such a terrific prospect. 

To take drugs you sentimental old fool.

[Ke1t]

1 minute ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

To take drugs you sentimental old fool.

Drugs are brilliant. 

Why shouldn't the poor be able to get in on the action?

[Fridge]

25 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Any time I'm back in Aberdeen I like to give cash to the homeless, much to the annoyance of my chums. 

"You're just encouraging them" I'm told. 

Encouraging people to be poor and homeless, eh? 

Whoooaa, some lad gave me a few quid... this being homeless lark is a bit of all right. Especially somewhere like Aberdeen where living outdoors is such a terrific prospect. 

I gave cash to someone today in the street as he was polite. What goes around comes around, you just never know when you might need some help from someone yourself.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

I gave cash to someone today in the street as he was polite. What goes around comes around, you just never know when you might need some help from someone yourself.

Should've happily bought him a pint.

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I gave cash to someone today in the street as he was polite. What goes around comes around, you just never know when you might need some help from someone yourself.

I’d buy you a pint Fridge 

[Ke1t]

15 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I gave cash to someone today in the street as he was polite. What goes around comes around, you just never know when you might need some help from someone yourself.

Always help those who need it when you have the means to do so. 

Homeless are often mentally ill, and are almost all not living their best life, despite what we're told. 

"They're workshy cunts!" 

Are they, though? 

[Fridge]

39 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I’d buy you a pint Fridge 

Cheers min

[Zeus]

A place where the beer flows like wine where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

 

 

A little place called Assspen.

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

No. You may have unwittingly ate cat. Accidentally is to purposely do something and make a mistake. Unwittingly means you were unaware. 

I did once unwittingly eat a pussy 

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How so?

I fell asleep with 6 hookers and woke up with one right in my face. Nailed the other 5 booked a taxi and got home. Usual Tuesday night.

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Some tart pushing her flaps on your face is not accidental on you or her. 😂

Ha. Some of the claims will be false.

 

It was 7 hookers.

[Fridge]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

There’s no way a man of your means is going wi’ hookers. Come on now.

Indeed. Actually genuine truth I have never been with one. Strip bars yes, but never paid for sex.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Fridge and Don Fonte make out like they are absolute lotharios with their tall tales on here.

[Fridge]

21 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Fridge and Don Fonte make out like they are absolute lotharios with their tall tales on here.

You would nae believe my life mate, @Poodlermight confirm I am the real deal. But if you met me I cringe would buy you a pint. 

I’m just an Aberdonian that’s done alright for himself. 

And surprisingly women love my outrageous shite patter.

Despite the bs I speak on here about other stuff I don’t lie about my real life.