Holidays 2023

[Roberto]

7 hours ago, Fridge said:

I fell asleep with 6 hookers and woke up with one right in my face. Nailed the other 5 booked a taxi and got home. Usual Tuesday night.

6? Amateur.

[Roberto]

6 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Fridge and Don Fonte make out like they are absolute lotharios with their tall tales on here.

Don Fonte I have met, I'm sure he does very very well for himself with the ladies.

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Don Fonte I have met, I'm sure he does very very well for himself with the ladies.

^^horny

[Roberto]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

^^horny

Strange horn but I'll allow it.

[styrofoamplates]

[Don Fonte]

10 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Fridge and Don Fonte make out like they are absolute lotharios with their tall tales on here.

Spoken like someone in a loveless, sexless marriage.  Jealousy gets you nowhere Jimmy son.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Think you’ll ever settle down DF? Wife ,kids etc or do you always plan on being happy? 😜

Been married Soops.  Wasn't for me so left.  Got one child from that, that's enough for me.

Might get myself a bird at some point in the next couple years.  The cleaner's hourly rate is getting pretty expensive, would save that expense. (And I'm getting on a bit now)

[Roger Ramjet 62]

11 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

There’s no way a man of your means is going wi’ hookers. Come on now.

You don't go with them because you have to. You go with them because you can and they'll do all manners of things your wife can't.

[Roger Ramjet 62]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The voice of experience 

Not at all as I have absolutely no idea what your wife will or won't do and frankly I'm quite embarrassed even to think about it.

I pride myself on being respectful. 

[NEM]

On 4/21/2023 at 9:41 AM, minijc said:

There's an ace night club in Skopje that's tucked in the woods, bit of a trek but an interesting place for a carry on.

Was sure we were going in the river that night 😂

[Poodler]

23 hours ago, Fridge said:

You would nae believe my life mate, @Poodlermight confirm I am the real deal. But if you met me I cringe would buy you a pint. 

I’m just an Aberdonian that’s done alright for himself. 

And surprisingly women love my outrageous shite patter.

Despite the bs I speak on here about other stuff I don’t lie about my real life.

 

 

I can verify that Fridgo’s chat is enjoyed by the barmaids of all ages. Clearly experienced in handling women 

 

would love to see Parklifes bar presence/ behaviour 

 

annoying everyone by putting rap on the juker for a start. Then ordering an estrella in Spanish 

[minijc]

1 hour ago, NEM said:

Was sure we were going in the river that night 😂

Haha, was worth the risk in the end.

[maryhilldon]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Wouldn’t be any rap on a decent jukebox 

Are jubeboxes still a thing?  Can't remember the last time i saw one.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Are jubeboxes still a thing?  Can't remember the last time i saw one.

They're normally up quite high.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

They're normally up quite high.

That's an absolute belter Don.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

They're normally up quite high.

Must still be a backward teuchter thing. You don't see them in modern cities.

[Misers Hill]

16 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Must still be a backward teuchter thing. You don't see them in modern cities.

A figment💀....Das Coopers...#Getty🎱

[NEM]

8 hours ago, minijc said:

Haha, was worth the risk in the end.

Aye quality night 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Misers Hill said:

A figment💀....Das Coopers...#Getty🎱

Love Max Headroom

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh was under the impression  jukeboxes were hooked up to streaming services. Could well be wrong

[Don Fonte]

47 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh was under the impression  jukeboxes were hooked up to streaming services. Could well be wrong

You work that out all by yourself.  Gold star to you.

[RedArmyFakshun]

todays balkan complaint

the turks reuse their cooking oil so much that everything tastes like shite

 

[Ke1t]

2 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

todays balkan complaint

the turks reuse their cooking oil so much that everything tastes like shite

 

Anything I've ever eaten east of the Alps has given me massive fucking shits.

If you're going to Turkey pack a sandwich.

 

[King Street Loon]

On 4/22/2023 at 6:55 AM, Poodler said:

 

Staying in an AirBnb with her pal and her pals bf. 
 

I’ve gotten up steaming through the night, gone into their room and pished in his suitcase then got into their bed. Zero recollection 

things are a bit tense today. 

Ach, we've all been there min.

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Going to Malaga area in 3 weeks.

Anyone got first hand recommendations of good bar/diner(s) to frequent?

 

Just back from there last week. 

El Pimpi is a great traditional tapas bar. Busy AF but if you can get a bar seat, it's a great spot to spend a couple of hours and does cracking tapa. 

Beautiful city too. Stunning architecture. 

[Zeus]

Somewhere in thr vicinity of Faro, Alicante or Malaga in August.

#ryanairworldwide

[ericblack4boss]

Looking to go to Nothern Ireland for a week in September any suggestions of an area to stay that is good for travelling about the province,  

And good places to visit

[Parklife]

43 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Cheers min.

Usually went to area every year until 2020, when we couldnae for obvious reasons. 

First time back so cannae wait.

Not staying in Malaga, actually closer to Mijas, but will certainly look up yer Tapas Bar when visiting Malaga 👍.

 

We played golf at La Cala near Mijas. Played the europa. Stunning course, if you play 👍

[sheepcrooky]

2 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Going to Malaga area in 3 weeks.

Anyone got first hand recommendations of good bar/diner(s) to frequent?

 

We’re going to Benalmadena two weeks the ‘morn. Cracking Marina there. Also take a couple of trips up to the pueblo’s of Mijas and Benalmadena for a bit of culture. 

[shut up meg]

On 4/22/2023 at 8:47 AM, styrofoamplates said:

Fridge owns a caravan park