AFC Chat Awards 2022

[Dad]

36 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Be impossible for him to completely change now.

A shit-stained leopard cannae change it's spots 

 

Ah no

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

9 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Did MAD's buggering story get lost in the crossover to the new server? 

Think it was in the In The News thread after one of them Spice Girls.. Mel C?  Said she got nonced one time..  Google that story to match the dates and dig around...

Fuck knows. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

10 hours ago, Poodler said:

Is there a list of previous lifetime winners handy? 
 

i remember that sex attack story. It’s bizarrely honest posts like that that keep us all coming back 

 

 

edit - potential thread - best pervy pic 

Confirmed previous winners of the Lifetime Achievement are as follows - 

Roberto

Stoney

Dynamo

Boofon

Harcus

Kelt

MT

Bluto

Sooper-Hanz

 

 

BLUTO !!  EL OH EL.  @Bluto10

[Guest milne_afc]

Lol, it’s a poisoned chalice btloi

[BrianFaePerth]

Arseholes to a man

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, Roberto said:

We changed the rule now that it can be posted here or PM'd?

I da like going behind folks backs, prefer to tell it as it is straight up.

Do both then. (Maybe even lie to stir up shit is my plan)

[Guest milne_afc]

Thanks Berto. I’m gan to like a right cunt if I don’t reciprocate. I know your game though and I’ll do what’s needed to lift the trophy.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Best Thread: Pet Hates

Worst Thread: Dundee United 4 v Aberdeen 0

Biggest Gluepot: CCBIII

Must Try Harder in 2023: For Feck's Sake

Funniest Poster: Misers Hill

Most Negative Poster: Parklife/Redforever86

Moment of the Year: Andy Goram passing away (seeing the angel God photo again)

Biggest Rivalry: CCBIII v his sexuality

Worst Poster: CCBIII

Best Newcomer: Sigh

Best Poster: ManBoobs

Best International Poster: GraysBabylon1975

Lifetime Achievement Award: ManBoobs

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

By the way, Buzzard loon, thanks for setting this up.👍

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

21 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Best Thread: Pet Hates

Worst Thread: Dundee United 4 v Aberdeen 0

Biggest Gluepot: CCBIII

Must Try Harder in 2023: For Feck's Sake

Funniest Poster: Misers Hill

Most Negative Poster: Parklife/Redforever86

Moment of the Year: Andy Goram passing away (seeing the angel God photo again)

Biggest Rivalry: CCBIII v his sexuality

Worst Poster: CCBIII

Best Newcomer: Sigh

Best Poster: ManBoobs

Best International Poster: GraysBabylon1975

Lifetime Achievement Award: ManBoobs

See you would miss this brilliant levels of posting if the votes were cast in secret. 

Take a bow Maddo son. 

LOL. 

[dazzy_deff]

2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Confirmed previous winners of the Lifetime Achievement are as follows - 

Roberto

Stoney

Dynamo

Boofon

Harcus

Kelt

MT

Bluto

Sooper-Hanz

 

 

BLUTO !!  EL OH EL.  @Bluto10

Not correct. Tommy has won it 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Just now, dazzy_deff said:

Not correct. Tommy has won it 

Pretty sure Mobby has won it too.   

I just copied and pasted that from last years thread, done by Henry. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Pretty sure Mobby has won it too.   

I just copied and pasted that from last years thread, done by Henry. 

Aye just blame the incest fan.

Pathetic

[Parklife]

45 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

See you would miss this brilliant levels of posting if the votes were cast in secret. 

Take a bow Maddo son. 

LOL. 

The bitterness, the hatefulness, the lack of self-awareness. 

Peak Hat 👌🏻

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

52 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

See you would miss this brilliant levels of posting if the votes were cast in secret. 

Take a bow Maddo son. 

LOL. 

👈. Cheers, Grays loon.

Keep up the good, insightful, straight to the point posting, Sir.👍

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

good, insightful, straight

Three words rarely associated with grays

[CCB III]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Best Thread: Pet Hates

Worst Thread: Dundee United 4 v Aberdeen 0

Biggest Gluepot: CCBIII

Must Try Harder in 2023: For Feck's Sake

Funniest Poster: Misers Hill

Most Negative Poster: Parklife/Redforever86

Moment of the Year: Andy Goram passing away (seeing the angel God photo again)

Biggest Rivalry: CCBIII v his sexuality

Worst Poster: CCBIII

Best Newcomer: Sigh

Best Poster: ManBoobs

Best International Poster: GraysBabylon1975

Lifetime Achievement Award: ManBoobs

You'd make a fortune if you charged me rent for living in your head. 

[RAZOR]

 

This is what I have up until I passed it on to Cavey...

2012 - Roberto and Stoney

2013 - Dynamo

2014 - No awards

2015 - Boofon and Harcus

2016 - Kelt

2017 - MT

2018 - Bluto

[Parklife]

34 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

See that’s just bloody charming. I’ve sent my votes via pm to Buzz and have you as Best Poster. This is why it should be anonymous. Cunts will vote in a tit for tat way otherwise. 
Respect the wishes of the guy that was kind enough to organise this.

Anonymity is for fucking shitebags. 

 

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Trying to think of some ‘moments of the year’.  The twitter photo thing was quite amusing over a weekend .white knights leaping to the defence of some lassie and condemning this place to hell. Even better when @CCB III dug out a comment from one of the main complainers exposing a level of hypocrisy. 
 It’s a difficult category. 

 
 
 

Best Thread: Covid, sheer hilarity of meltdowns

Worst Thread: Dad’s Aviary, naebody is giving a flying fuck about what vermin are firing about his house other than the police

Biggest Gluepot: Hard to go against Millertime but fuck me we don’t need a political dissertation every day so CCB.

Must Try Harder in 2023: Grays. Poor he’s nae pumped his neighbour 

Funniest Poster: Blutz, always entertaining whether meaning to be or or not 

Most Negative Poster: Parklife

Moment of the Year: Liz Truss managing to have a better cameo appearance than Nigel Pepper 
 

Biggest Rivalry: Bebo v the internet police  

Worst Poster: Millertime. Caveat being he does speak some sense but still nae convinced he’s not a rabid Hun in disguise or at least at least sympathetic toward their bigoted pish.

Best Newcomer: Obviously Fridge for the umpteenth time

Best Poster: Hanz - for the love of fuck just by sheer volume he must have produced some good stuff

Best International Poster: Poodler for managing to tolerate Bri’s stench

Lifetime Achievement Award:  I’m giving it to  Dad just incase he croaks it next year before he gets it

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s ridiculous. There is no way anyone is too scared of someone else on here not to vote ‘against’ them as it were. Not a chance. 
 The anonymous aspect makes folk think for themselves and makes the results themselves more intriguing. You not agree?

The good thing is even if people post their votes on here we won't know just how many have only PMd them.

Should be best of both worlds.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

19 minutes ago, Fridge said:

 

Best Thread: Covid, sheer hilarity of meltdowns

Worst Thread: Dad’s Aviary, naebody is giving a flying fuck about what vermin are firing about his house other than the police

Biggest Gluepot: Hard to go against Millertime but fuck me we don’t need a political dissertation every day so CCB.

Must Try Harder in 2023: Grays. Poor he’s nae pumped his neighbour 

 

I'm pretty much an under sexed middle aged man nowadays Fridge-O.

When I walk in to the room i do not light it up.  Fuck. 

Still, I wouldn't fuck this bitch.  She's fat as fuck and older than even me.

Cheers for the vote.   Cheesing.  🤗

[Bluto10]

^^^ you sound a little exercised BG old buddy old pal

[Parklife]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s ridiculous. There is no way anyone is too scared of someone else on here not to vote ‘against’ them as it were. Not a chance. 
 The anonymous aspect makes folk think for themselves and makes the results themselves more intriguing. You not agree?

No. I don't. I think anonymity is for losers and shitebags. Be open an honest with your views. 

[The Buzzard]

A losing battle. Do as you all please and I'll collate through the combination of public and private votes. 
 

[Arabian Knight]

best threds still a month awa..lookin it blutos cowardic n how ez ganna end up liket cockney don in a shelter

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

A losing battle. Do as you all please and I'll collate through the combination of public and private votes. 
 

I'll be posting mines publicly because I'm not a shitebag. 

[The Buzzard]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d be all for all results being pm’d to Buzz with the condition that who people voted for was published afterwards. 

Happy to do that too. 

[The Buzzard]

Just now, Parklife said:

I'll be posting mines publicly because I'm not a shitebag. 

Easy, Parky. The aim wasn't to encourage shitebaggery, just a bit of suspense!

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, The Buzzard said:

Easy, Parky. The aim wasn't to encourage shitebaggery, just a bit of suspense!

An unintended consequence. People can't be trusted. They listen to Coldplay and voted for the nazis.