Signs of ageing

[YorkDon]

I’m in a secret Santa group with young birds family (£30 limit) so I’ve stuck down a tool box, and i’m looking forward to getting it.

I used to get excited over driving to score a couple of wraps of speed and a quarter of sticky black for a Friday night.

Fuck me i’m approaching middle age.

Anyone else just about to reach for the pipe & slippers, cardigan and comfy slacks? 

 

[The Cockney Don]

Waking up needing a piss during the night, more than once.

Aches & Pains.

Grumpier.

Feel the cold more.

 

Edit : Not into music from the last decade or so.

[Zeus]

Noise/noisy cunts annoy me. 

Give me peace and quiet anyway- jeeeus ahts fine.

 

[Dad]

Ibuprofen are now Dads Polo mints 

 

Ah no

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

I like a good sleep now 

Opposite, hate sleeping nowadays.

[Ten Caat]

Grumpy as fuck at everything. I've turned into my grandfathers. 

Take 11 tablets and 2 inhalers each and every day plus 4 insulin injections. 10 years ago I hardly took even a paracetamol.

 

[Dad]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Opposite, hate sleeping nowadays.

Pain and aches yourself there Bri son?

[Poodler]

Less womanising, less drug use, less staying up for days and going up for work. 
 

Would do it all again

 

any regrets now yous are old?

 

having kids must be a regret for some 

[Guest milne_afc]

I just want it all to end

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I just want it all to end

We want that for you too

[BrianFaePerth]

48 minutes ago, Dad said:

Pain and aches yourself there Bri son?

Some but nothing to do with sleep, eh just don’t feel the need for sleep, like it’s more a waste of time.

As for regrets, none whatsoever. If it all ended tomorrow, eh have done more than most and exactly what eh wanted.

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

We want that for you too

“We” 😂

[BrianFaePerth]

Actually one regret. Eh bought a 5 bedroom house with pool in Florida back in the day for the same price as a flat in Londonistan. Was there every 6 weeks or so for long weekends. Loved it. 9/11 happened and the value stagnated for years while the flats doubled in price.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

“We” 😂

Majority of the board most likely.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Your levels of impatience and intolerance skyrocket.

Needlessly noisy cunts I now detest with a passion. 

No longer pishing the bed. The brain now tells me when to go to the bog during the night.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

 

No longer pishing the bed. The brain now tells me when to go to the bog during the night.

Never realised you were 3 years old

[manboobs109]

I used to rip the piss out my old man for doing a big groan when he stood up off a chair. Find myself doing the same now. My knees do a sort of cracking noise when I bend them. Crepitis I think it's called.

The wee fella has started getting into music and it's fucking chronic. I try not to moan about it but it's no easy.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Never realised you were 3 years old

Close. Good guess but no.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Involuntary noises when you bend down to pick something up.

Hangovers are far, far worse

Less tolerant of arseholes & not shy at saying. More opinionated & care not about who you annoy by expressing it. 

Hate noise.

 

 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Ibuprofen are now Dads Polo mints 

 

Ah no

Get on the Tramadoyl you light weight. Couple of them, pints and you’ll think you are 21 again.

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Get on the Tramadoyl you light weight. Couple of them, pints and you’ll think you are 21 again.

I would recommend Tramadol rather than Tramadoyl min. Tramadoyl is a bit too electricifying for me.

[BrianFaePerth]

Those conversations like “remember buying music in shops, remember looking up an encyclopaedia to get an answer, remember when this place was white”

[Ten Caat]

18 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Get on the Tramadoyl you light weight. Couple of them, pints and you’ll think you are 21 again.

I was on them (minus the y) for a bad back nearly 20 years ago. Never did a thing for me, couldn't tell I'd even taken them.

[Ramandu]

Taking a week to recover after being ill. When I was a teenager I could empty my stomach, take a day of recovery, then be right as rain. Was (proper) sick recently, and took a week to get back to normal.

[sheepcrooky]

Going to pubs and trying to remember what they were called back in the day. 
 

Was at Molly Malone’s last night before the darts. I remembered it as The Other Record shop, The Nile & Abercrombie’s. Pretty sure it was something in-between The Other Record shop and The Nile though. 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, sheepcrooky said:

Going to pubs and trying to remember what they were called back in the day. 
 

Was at Molly Malone’s last night before the darts. I remembered it as The Other Record shop, The Nile & Abercrombie’s. Pretty sure it was something in-between The Other Record shop and The Nile though. 

Think it was called The Yard or The Yard of Ale as well min.

[redstrummer]

Bugsby  Browns is nae as good as it used to be , I discovered last night 

[JakieBastard]

Unable to sleep in past 7am, even if you're in your bed past midnight. Fucking shite

[Edwin Starr]

Signs of ageing 😁.

 

Nothing but a bunch of young men with a long way to go.

Wait until you hit your 60s .

My advice is keep active through your whole life , Movement is the key believe me .

most of my mates are struggling with movement which is a sad to see as it's not how I'd like to remember them.

[YorkDon]

21 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Signs of ageing 😁.

 

Nothing but a bunch of young men with a long way to go.

Wait until you hit your 60s .

My advice is keep active through your whole life , Movement is the key believe me .

most of my mates are struggling with movement which is a sad to see as it's not how I'd like to remember them.

Apparently nae stopping is the key, cos once you do it’s game over.