sheepcrooky Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, CCB III said: I think the clearest sign of ageing, for me, personally, is that on the same day every year I get a year older. Surely you get a day older. Link to comment
CCB III Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: Surely you get a day older. Same date******* Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Only difference I feel is that I can no longer out-exercise unhealthy weekends. Used to eat unhealthily and drink loads every weekend and never put on any weight, as long as I was doing the right things Monday-Friday. That's not the case any more though. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 4, 2022 Author Share Posted December 4, 2022 Think it’s been said but it takes so much longer to get over wee knocks and stuff. Used to play on a Saturday afternoon, roll an ankle/twist a knee,go get leathered Sat night, and up again to play Sun morning like nothing had happened. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 19 minutes ago, Parklife said: Only difference I feel is that I can no longer out-exercise unhealthy weekends. Used to eat unhealthily and drink loads every weekend and never put on any weight, as long as I was doing the right things Monday-Friday. That's not the case any more though. Gets worse when you 30s… I won’t even mention the 40s Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 The requirement for reading glasses was a new low for me, and a realisation I was turning into my old man… Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 25 minutes ago, Parklife said: Only difference I feel is that I can no longer out-exercise unhealthy weekends. Used to eat unhealthily and drink loads every weekend and never put on any weight, as long as I was doing the right things Monday-Friday. That's not the case any more though. Drink nips 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 4, 2022 Author Share Posted December 4, 2022 14 minutes ago, DD1903 said: The requirement for reading glasses was a new low for me, and a realisation I was turning into my old man… Had them for a few years now and have taken to contact lenses cos I was sick of having to put some glasses on to read my phone, and take them back off to look at the telly. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 13 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Had them for a few years now and have taken to contact lenses cos I was sick of having to put some glasses on to read my phone, and take them back off to look at the telly. I'm sure young bird finds that extremely sexy. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, YorkDon said: Had them for a few years now and have taken to contact lenses cos I was sick of having to put some glasses on to read my phone, and take them back off to look at the telly. Need to figure something out, as readers are a pain in the arse at times. Fine at work, but out and about...nah Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Reed or deed said: Drink nips There’s wisdom in this. A decent vodka straight and the hangover is quick and manageable. whisky is a whole different box of frogs though Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, DD1903 said: The requirement for reading glasses was a new low for me, and a realisation I was turning into my old man… Just started using them a few months ago. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 4, 2022 Author Share Posted December 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: I'm sure young bird finds that extremely sexy. Foaming at the gash mate. 21 minutes ago, DD1903 said: Need to figure something out, as readers are a pain in the arse at times. Fine at work, but out and about...nah Give contact lenses a shot DD. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 7 hours ago, Misers Hill said: Ever stolen livestock 🇨🇳 Eh am not interested in them the way you ABZers are Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Only need specs to drive. Got first pair at 28, needed a slightly stronger prescription about 5 years later and haven't needed it changed since (have obv bought new specs a few times in the interim but the lens strength has stayed the same) Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: I got my first readers last year. I’ve broken or lost 3 or 4 pairs of specs. £1.75 a pair in Homebargains. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 5, 2022 Author Share Posted December 5, 2022 3 hours ago, maryhilldon said: £1.75 a pair in Homebargains. Makes it easier to bear when you lose or sit on them. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: I’ve got two older relatives who recently informed us they are not having a funeral when they pop it. They’re getting cremated by some company with no service or anything for family and friends. Superb. That’s the story they told you at least. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 8 hours ago, YorkDon said: I was sick of having to put some glasses on to read my phone, and take them back off to look at the telly. I've mastered the art of having my reading glasses on the edge of my nose, so I can peer over them when required to see the telly. Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Very little patience Awake at the crack of dawn Up for a piss 2 or 3 times during the night Going from thinking about maybe needing a piss to absolutely bursting for a piss in seemingly no time at all Struggling to read unless under full blown lighting Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 2 hours ago, alscotoz said: My old man had that. It's fine. Genuine question do you not feel like you've not given him a proper send off? Like i say above my gran did similar but it felt weird so we ended up having a wee service and piss up anyway. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 8 hours ago, Poodler said: There’s wisdom in this. A decent vodka straight and the hangover is quick and manageable. whisky is a whole different box of frogs though Hangovers. LOL Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 8 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Just started using them a few months ago. I feel your pain, Mary 8 hours ago, YorkDon said: Give contact lenses a shot DD. I'll be due my check up thingy at the opticians soon, so will make enquiries Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 5, 2022 Author Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 hour ago, maryhilldon said: I've mastered the art of having my reading glasses on the edge of my nose, so I can peer over them when required to see the telly. It’s nae a good look tho?! 2 minutes ago, DD1903 said: I feel your pain, Mary I'll be due my check up thingy at the opticians soon, so will make enquiries They are a faff to start with, but once used to them, they’re fine. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 On 12/3/2022 at 5:55 PM, Poodler said: Come away tut, there’s a lot of time and money that goes in to raising a kid time that could be spent down the cruiser or on YouTube As far as I'm aware I'm probably the newest dad on here and from my point of view I can see sense in what @Poodler says. 100% I wouldn't change things now and when it comes to spending money and doing right by them, then no problem at all. However, I'm very much a selfish bastard when it comes to my own time and space and that's been the toughest part for me. All being well it changes your life overall for the better but it's fucking a grind. Not saying anything that all the parents in here don't already know, obviously, just speaking from current experience of a 1 year old that never sleeps all night! Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 20 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Fuck that I’d move out There's times I easily would! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Dinna let these misanthropes influence you Buzz. Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 58 now. Viagra is essential. But even then its sad. Hooked up with this fucked up chick. 28. Damn near killed me. It was all about money. She thought i had a bunch. It was embarrassing, though i can't stand women my own age. I can't take 28 year olds. Guess i am fucked 1 1 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 10 hours ago, Poodler said: There’s wisdom in this. A decent vodka straight and the hangover is quick and manageable. whisky is a whole different box of frogs though Canna beat a guid whisky min. Cube of ice and drunk before the ice melts into it. Can be wreck the hoose juice tho if drunk in silly measures Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 40 minutes ago, Oregon Red said: 58 now. Viagra is essential. But even then its sad. Hooked up with this fucked up chick. 28. Damn near killed me. It was all about money. She thought i had a bunch. It was embarrassing, though i can't stand women my own age. I can't take 28 year olds. Guess i am fucked When I'm 58 I'll gladly fuck a 28 year old who just wants my money. Link to comment
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