redone Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Not being able to even see the cooking instructions on some packaging , let alone read the fuckers. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: What you want is to go older then. A real honey of an 80 year old. An 80 year old "scorcher", actually use that word. Link to comment
sigh Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Starting to feel the cold more - used to be fine wandering around in a tshirt in most weather, now a wee jumper on and can still feel the cold seeping into the bones. Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 On 12/3/2022 at 10:55 PM, Poodler said: Come away tut, there’s a lot of time and money that goes in to raising a kid time that could be spent down the cruiser or on YouTube My mate speaks like that. He's firing blanks and his wife is infertile right enough. 5 1 Link to comment
thedandydon Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Glad I’m not alone in having toppled over the summit and on the descent downhill in life. Metabolism has served me well up to now but it’s losing the battle these days. Used to cut about in t-shirts until the mercury was in the low single digits but layered up to fuck nowadays. Agree about the involuntary noises when having to reach below waist level. Can’t stomach the lager like I used to, best avoided these days. Certainly not in any great volume. Quality over quantity or it’s a long haul hangover and feeling like shite for hours. Not much fun, especially with 3 bairns and an unsympathetic wife that wont allow you the peace to recover. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Redmist1903 said: My mate speaks like that. He's firing blanks and his wife is infertile right enough. A few firing blanks on here Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 5, 2022 Author Share Posted December 5, 2022 29 minutes ago, thedandydon said: Not much fun, especially with 3 bairns and an unsympathetic wife that wont allow you the peace to recover. Get her telt Dandy min! Fa wears the breeks in your hoose? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 19 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: A few firing blanks on here Had a vasectomy a few years back, best move ever given we have had our two kids and don't want anymore! Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Had a vasectomy a few years back, best move ever given we have had our two kids and don't want anymore! Pathetic. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: That’s what prompted me to get my first eye test since primary 1. I was taking photos of the instructions and zooming in on the phone. Most things are 200 degrees for 25 minutes anyway, so I don’t know why I bothered. Depends on what kind of oven you have. 👌 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 18 hours ago, YorkDon said: All that money for a good send off when you could just stick the money behind a bar somewhere and let your family/friends raise a pint to say bye to you. What a post that really is 🙏 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 23 hours ago, johnstrac said: Apologies if this has been mentioned but I hate dropping things these days, it's a helluva way down. 🙄😁 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 16 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Pathetic. You got kids DF? Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 22 hours ago, Parklife said: Hangovers. LOL Couple of novelty cans of beer whilst watching Gillette soccer Saturday ^^ Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 22 hours ago, Parklife said: When I'm 58 I'll gladly fuck a 28 year old who just wants my money. I thought that too. Even though I have lost a bunch of weight and going to the gym daily. No way i could keep up..no matter how much of the wee blue pill. Still it was very good. WE still talk but she has another old fucker with some REAL money. So she got her Gucci handbag. Proud as shit over that. Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 21 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: What you want is to go older then. A real honey of an 80 year old. Can't do it. But dating a 40 year old now that's not too bad. Most wifies in their 50s are boring as fuck and just want to get married fast before they or I die. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, Oregon Red said: Can't do it. But dating a 40 year old now that's not too bad. Most wifies in their 50s are boring as fuck and just want to get married fast before they or I die. 1 Link to comment
Quagmire Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 22 hours ago, Oregon Red said: 58 now. Viagra is essential. But even then its sad. Hooked up with this fucked up chick. 28. Damn near killed me. It was all about money. She thought i had a bunch. It was embarrassing, though i can't stand women my own age. I can't take 28 year olds. Guess i am fucked 2 minutes ago, Oregon Red said: Can't do it. But dating a 40 year old now that's not too bad. Most wifies in their 50s are boring as fuck and just want to get married fast before they or I die. Your life reads like a Charles Bukowski novel. 1 Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, Quagmire said: Your life reads like a Charles Bukowski novel. I wish. I'm fucked up. I know it. As far as relationships go. Like younger chicks what can I do? Link to comment
Oregon Red Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Hes got better teeth than me! LOL But aboot right. Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Poodler said: Couple of novelty cans of beer whilst watching Gillette soccer Saturday ^^ Another swing and a miss, wee man. You'll need to grow a bit from a 5 foot 6" wee laddie with ADHD if you want to take swings at the big dog. 10 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Parklife said: Another swing and a miss, wee man. You'll need to grow a bit from a 5 foot 6" wee laddie with ADHD if you want to take swings at the big dog. Hahaha. Hud at. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 40 minutes ago, Parklife said: Another swing and a miss, wee man. You'll need to grow a bit from a 5 foot 6" wee laddie with ADHD if you want to take swings at the big dog. Ach enough of this foolish bravado parky, you chose your life and career over the sesh. You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk? Vis a vie 1 3 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: "the big dog" 🤣 I liked that. Link to comment
NEM Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: "the big dog" 🤣 The internets a wonderful place Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 1 minute ago, milne_afc said: I liked that. So did I. Parky generally doesn't do irony. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted December 6, 2022 Author Share Posted December 6, 2022 Parky is Tim Westwood? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 4 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: You got kids DF? Yes. Link to comment
Ramandu Posted December 6, 2022 Share Posted December 6, 2022 Having kids is brilliant, kinda wish I'd had more. Hard work when they're really young, but loads of fun. Well worth every sleepless night. Link to comment
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