What milk do you buy?

[maryhilldon]

Oat juice.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, CCB III said:

 

https://minimalistbaker.com/make-oat-milk/
 

You could go do it right now. Piece of piss. 

Straining it twice through a a fucking t shirt? Away you go.

[manboobs109]

I'll just stick to roast barley milk(Guinness)

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Straining it twice through a a fucking t shirt? Away you go.

Easy done

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, CCB III said:

Easy done

Not as easy as buying a pint of milk

[maryhilldon]

Milk tastes SO much better if you raise your own calf.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Home made oat milk tastes so much better than shop bought. 

You know your stuff Parklife 👍

[Bournemouth Gee]

9 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Milk tastes SO much better if you raise your own calf.

Easy for you to say. Snapped my Achilles some years ago

[styrofoamplates]

Oat milk. 
 

Fucking love you Jumbo. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Instead of drinking milk, has anyone used photos of family members or simply imagined them while masturbating(wanking)?

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Instead of drinking milk, has anyone used photos of family members or simply imagined them while masturbating(wanking)?

Cousins count?

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

Cousins count?

Why not? All in relation to your breastfeeding theory, of course. Nothing sinister.

[Redforever86]

5 hours ago, CCB III said:

Nah. Dead easy to make your own oat milk. 
 

 

He was talking about Soya milk greetin’ Greta.

[CCB III]

12 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

He was talking about Soya milk greetin’ Greta.

Calm down Shitty Bed Sheets Shteven. 
 

(Not my best work)

[Ke1t]

You wannabe a McPoyle, Trashbag?

[Arabian Knight]

teat milk fae nems maws udders wi ice n vod

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Man milk L B yer fayvrit ye fkn puftr.

[Edwin Starr]

On 12/4/2022 at 6:57 PM, manboobs109 said:

Cousins count?

😂

[dervish]

On 12/4/2022 at 2:09 AM, maryhilldon said:

Erm, thanks for that Derv.

Chalmers bakery after a night out, no one pays for milk. You get a big thing of mac n cheese and 2nd day buttries for family. Thems the rules.

 

Edit: running over cars and convincing people not to kick mirrors off. Was the weekend.