Christmas Presents 🎁

[Edwin Starr]

This makes me laugh.

 

 

 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

This makes me laugh.

 

 

 

😄

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’re not getting ‘Infusing Eucalyptus’ for a pound. Happen Home Bargains will have shit scents like ‘ Vanilla’ and ‘New Car’.

"Faeces and coffee"

[chief_wiggum]

Got the wife fuck all, we agreed when we had kids that we would spend our (her) energy getting the kids presents and not bother with each other.....Saves a lot of hassle.  

Bahh Humbug!

[Don Fonte]

4 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

To your wife or partner .or indeed knowing you lads on here maybe partners 😁

What are you buying them.?

I've bought my wife a silver Scottish made ring I hope it fits , should do as I took her ring into the jeweller to match it up.

I'm quite pleased with it .

 

Bought the wee one a piano as she's really got into playing it at school.

Last minute buying for my siblings etc. Some good whisky and vouchers will do the job.

[Misers Hill]

2 hours ago, CCB III said:

"Faeces and coffee"

Loved Otis @Sooper-hanz🎳🤣

[tutankamun]

PS5, amongst a million other things, for the loon.

Onesie / hoodie thing for the Mrs so I can turn the heating off  

[dazzy_deff]

9 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

PS5, amongst a million other things, for the loon.

Onesie / hoodie thing for the Mrs so I can turn the heating off  

I believe thats an Oodie. 

[Rico1903]

3 hours ago, CCB III said:

Your own fault. 
 

It's like £1 at home bargains and shit. Does the same thing. 

Why would you waste your money if it’s shit? 

[Poodler]

6 hours ago, milne_afc said:

It’s a bit more sophisticated that that, but yes, we’ll both be enjoying each other’s company.

That’s a great comment 😂

 

 

her and I agreed to get each other nothing. She got the cat some stuff.

 

will Chuck my bros an G each and call it a good days work.

[BrianFaePerth]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fuckin weegie thief that’s the pic eh use

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Where? 

Whenever and wherever eh choose 

[Ten Caat]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Whenever and wherever eh choose 

Blue Oyster Club membership card?

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Where did you get it from ?

He took the picture himself many years ago at a pool party.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

They sponsor AFChat now.

[Edwin Starr]

11 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Bought the wee one a piano as she's really got into playing it at school.

Last minute buying for my siblings etc. Some good whisky and vouchers will do the job.

I'm sure your we lass will love that as a Christmas gift.

Bet your looking forward to hearing her play it .👍

 

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

What is this? 
 

sorry but I'm in the house all alone bursting out laughing when I saw your post .

Thanks for that.😁😁😁

[Zeus]

Perfume x 2 bottles

Watch

Bottle of gin

 

[For Fecks Sake]

Make up, lingerie, necklace (pearly hopefully) as well as usual Christmas random stuff like hand cream, woolly socks, chocolate orange etc.

Best present I ever got Mrs FFS, was a boudoir photo shoot a few years back. Win win in my eyes and before anyone asks, no I'm not posting any photos 😘

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s just an upmarket ‘ Reader’s Wifes’ is it not?😎

Was it sepia images, seductively reclining on a chaise longue in classy underwear or were there open flap shots? 

 

It's all about how you sell it to the Mrs Hanz 😉

Of course it will be classy, chaise lounge, make up artist, double ended dildo and a Swedish hooker called Inga in the studio etc.

[For Fecks Sake]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was the photographer a geezer? 

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Doubt anyone would ask, Kermit.

You joking, you not aware of some of the complete deviants on here?

[manboobs109]

3 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Make up, lingerie, necklace (pearly hopefully) as well as usual Christmas random stuff like hand cream, woolly socks, chocolate orange etc.

Best present I ever got Mrs FFS, was a boudoir photo shoot a few years back. Win win in my eyes and before anyone asks, no I'm not posting any photos 😘

I'm starting to think you are at a long, elaborate wind up FFS.

[CCB III]

3 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Make up, lingerie, necklace (pearly hopefully) as well as usual Christmas random stuff like hand cream, woolly socks, chocolate orange etc.

Best present I ever got Mrs FFS, was a boudoir photo shoot a few years back. Win win in my eyes and before anyone asks, no I'm not posting any photos 😘

Too much cringe for me that. 
 

Toe curling stuff. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Two days until this shite is over

[Guest milne_afc]

14 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Christmas is ace.

Yip. Bloody great.

https://youtu.be/cxqQtUQErhQ

[For Fecks Sake]

33 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Too much cringe for me that. 
 

Toe curling stuff. 

Sure your boyfriend would love such an experience Consi 👍

[For Fecks Sake]

57 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’ve only ever once bought my Mrs scants as a gift. Find it quite embarrassing buying such items. 

Get away min and man up!

[CCB III]

31 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Sure your boyfriend would love such an experience Consi 👍

Oaft

 

Make it stop

[For Fecks Sake]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

😂 it’s an awful experience. Do you do that thing where you rub the gusset  between your fingers? Why??😂

Calling @cheesepipes