Highlight of the year

[Poodler]

Could probably tie in with the merry Xmas thread but fuck it ;

 

what’s been your highlight of 2022?
 

On the hat, in the real world etc 

 

huns getting beat on pens was a pretty good moment. Should never have got to that stage but the absolute relief was welcome and enjoyable. As was Joshua’s meltdown after his loss

 

best gigs 1. Rolling Blackouts 2. The Cribs

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

I cry a fucking lot these days but I never cried more than when Luiz Inácio Lula Da Silva won the election.

Lula to his friends. 🇧🇷

[Poodler]

Who will be the first to join their forum under another hat nom-de-plume

[Zeus]

That rabbit thing is genuinely unnerving 

[BrianFaePerth]

Meeting poodler.

The dear leader (peace be upon him) reopening the borders

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Hutch deadly pub attack video for Hat content.

Robbie Neilsons hair.

Argentina Messi WC. 

Trumps cards.  LOL 🤣

[BrianFaePerth]

10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

That rabbit thing is genuinely unnerving 

Did you fancy bugs bunny when he dressed up as a lady rabbit?

[Fridge]

Beating Sevco for the first time at home in years. I’ve not sobered up yet to watch the final whistle.

[Parklife]

Being able to travel pretty much freely again. All my best experiences happen away from home. I need to find a way to become a full time traveller  

 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 All my best experiences happen away from home. 

 

Eh feel bad for Mrs parky 

[Misers Hill]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Being able to travel pretty much freely again. All my best experiences happen away from home. I need to find a way to become a full time traveller  

 

Her thoughts entirely....

[Hoofball]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Love Dolls

Good Christmas?

Oh aye, took the sex rabbit out for a hurl in the car and took some pictures, you want to see them

[Howard Marks]

In the real world? It was probably my divorce finally going through after years of legal wrangling back and forward. I wouldn't wish that any anyone.

I wish her nothing but the best going forward but needless to say I got the last laugh.

On here? I quite enjoy seeing various meltdowns. Passes the time offshore when very little is happening. Pretty amazing some states folk get in. When was cash-gate meltdown? The one with the chap refusing to go back to Pittodrie because they didn't take cash at kiosks. Was that this year or last? That was a particular highlight.

[Bournemouth Gee]

9 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

needless to say I got the last laugh.

Lovely stuff

[Joe pike]

15 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

In the real world? It was probably my divorce finally going through after years of legal wrangling back and forward. I wouldn't wish that any anyone.

I wish her nothing but the best going forward but needless to say I got the last laugh.

On here? I quite enjoy seeing various meltdowns. Passes the time offshore when very little is happening. Pretty amazing some states folk get in. When was cash-gate meltdown? The one with the chap refusing to go back to Pittodrie because they didn't take cash at kiosks. Was that this year or last? That was a particular highlight.

That would be Caledonia.

[Howard Marks]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Why does a divorce take so long? 

It's quicker to get a gender recognition certificate these days.

I tried to identify as "divorced" but the lawyers refused to recognise it.

[The Gee Man]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Being able to travel pretty much freely again. All my best experiences happen away from home. I need to find a way to become a full time traveller  

 

Become a County fan.

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, The Gee Man said:

Become a County fan.

Or a gypsy

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Being able to travel pretty much freely again. All my best experiences happen away from home. I need to find a way to become a full time traveller  

 

Spot on Parklife.

But it was nice to see the young folk out into town to start mixing and enjoying themselves again .

I think at that age it's a big part of their life .👍

[Misers Hill]

Parky and his ilk ...clinging to POTY votes...hopelessly....

Hilarious 😂 

Politics lol...

Turkey lol..

Brexit lol....

Tampon machines in Hollywood lol🤡

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Misers Hill said:

Parky and his ilk ...clinging to POTY votes...hopelessly....

Hilarious 😂 

You joining the silly boys clubs who've been wooshed, along with fatman, NEM & berto? 

Hilarious indeed. 😂

[The Gee Man]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Or a gypsy

Exactly 

[Howard Marks]

56 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

😂 what is it though, without being specific . Her unwilling to compromise I’m guessing. Sticking her heels in. All that shite 

Wanting more than she is entitled to mainly. I always wonder what the courts attitude would be if the roles were reversed (her being the breadwinner and me wanting more than I am entitled to etc). Never mind it's Scotland 2022 and we're all meant to be equal.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Howard Marks said:

Wanting more than she is entitled to mainly. I always wonder what the courts attitude would be if the roles were reversed (her being the breadwinner and me wanting more than I am entitled to etc). Never mind it's Scotland 2022 and we're all meant to be equal.

Identify as a woman and claim the majority 

[Howard Marks]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Getting her hands on your pension no doubt as well. 

What pension?

I've actually come out of this a lot better than I thought I would.

A pain in the arse only having two houses and three cars now though. Having to cut my cloth accordingly.

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’m sure when my pal got divorced his Mrs was entitled to half his pension when he retires.

This is partly true. She’ll be entitled to half of the contributions made while they were together. If he got stung for more then he deserves it for hiring a rubbish solicitor.

[Howard Marks]

Just now, milne_afc said:

This is partly true. She’ll be entitled to half of the contributions made while they were together. If he got stung for more then he deserves it for hiring a rubbish solicitor.

Aye, sounds like he needs a better lawyer. Sometimes you get what you pay for.

[For Fecks Sake]

Enjoy the periodic meltdowns some people (Consi) have had this year but all in all the hat continues to provide a daily source of entertainment.

Still cannot work out how some people (Hans, Manboobs and Parky in particular) can post so fucking often in a day, will continue to believe that they are all paraplegic gimps in the same care home with fuck all else to do 😆

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Consi manages to argue with everyone and write essays on here during his working day (and weekends) 

What a waste of a fucking life 

While moaning about not having any decent career prospects.

[Don Fonte]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

Being able to travel pretty much freely again. All my best experiences happen away from home. I need to find a way to become a full time traveller  

 

You should become a flight attendant Parko min. Your sort are suited to that role.