Unisex toilets in the workplace

[Bournemouth Gee]

Just got a new job with this going on.

Bit weird when there's a lady of the opposite persuasion in there at the same time.

[Don Fonte]

11 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

Just got a new job with this going on.

Bit weird when there's a lady of the opposite persuasion in there at the same time.

Good opportunity for a perv though.

[Ke1t]

12 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

Just got a new job with this going on.

Bit weird when there's a lady of the opposite persuasion in there at the same time.

Will that make workwanks easier or harder? 

[Bluto10]

workplace chat out with the workplace.

acceptable?

 

 

 

 

LOL

[maryhilldon]

47 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

Just got a new job with this going on.

Bit weird when there's a lady of the opposite persuasion in there at the same time.

You cop a feel?

[Betty Swallicks]

A few unflushed shites would make for good office drama. 

 

[sigh]

Be a bit strange washin under your foreskin in the wash hand basin and a wifie comes in to the sink next to you

[Edwin Starr]

Onybudy ever went into the ladies toilets by mistake ?

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

8 minutes ago, sigh said:

Be a bit strange washin under your foreskin in the wash hand basin and a wifie comes in to the sink next to you

I’d be a bit alarmed if she came in the sink next to me.

 

But then quickly aroused, the filthy hoor.

[Ke1t]

5 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Onybudy ever went into the ladies toilets by mistake ?

Many times. 

[Simply Red]

Surely only a matter of time before HR get sick of daily complaints from all the females about pish on the floor, shit a’wye, honking reeks etc, and go back to different bogs for the ladies. 

All the office tidies will be too embarrassed to go for a shite cos the office deviant/s wont be far away doing deep inhales, ripping the heid aff. 

[Simply Red]

10 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Onybudy ever went into the ladies toilets by mistake ?

Aye tits and fannys a’wye. Finger blasting each other. I highly recommend it buc. 

[Don Fonte]

30 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Onybudy ever went into the ladies toilets 'by mistake' ?

Have you Eddie?

[For Fecks Sake]

Mrs FFS work place has unisex toilets and according to her every female there hates using them.

To be honest I despair at some of the utter states the male bogs in my work are left in at times, so understand why it doesn't go down well with a bunch of lassies.

[Simply Red]

Always felt sorry for the wifies who’ve cleaned the bogs wherever ive worked. Heard one dry retching after walking into the gents after a Polish colleague (big body builder lad who ate a lot) had made his afternoon deposit. Could smell the cunt outside the bogs. Was funny af tbf but fuck that job. 

[Howard Marks]

My workplace has no toilets. Toilets are overrated.

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, Howard Marks said:

My workplace has no toilets. Toilets are overrated.

Taxi driver?

[Howard Marks]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Taxi driver?

No. I'm a waiter in an Indian Restaurant. 

[YorkDon]

6 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

My workplace has no toilets. Toilets are overrated.

Piss in a bottle and shite down the side of the lorry? 

[Howard Marks]

3 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Piss in a bottle and shite down the side of the lorry? 

If you can't hold it in during your working day then you don't deserve a proper toilet.

[Don Fonte]

15 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Taxi driver?

@BrianFaePerth

Beep beep 

[BrianFaePerth]

Place back in Norway had unisex bogs. It made for an awkward encounter when you (or her) came out of a stinking trap just as the other person came in to the bog.

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Place back in Norway had unisex bogs. It made for an awkward encounter when you (or her) came out of a stinking trap just as the other person came in to the bog.

Bet you maintained full eye contact with her/him Brizo.

[Poodler]

5 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

A few unflushed shites would make for good office drama. 

 

The last place I worked had some shite drama - the ladies toilets had a very poor flush. Wouldn’t flush away a decent sized shite. 
 

on 3 different occasions, the cleaner escalated to the bosses that there were shites in the bin - birds had been too embarrassed to leave them there (a small one cubicle toilet) so they’ve scooped it out and put it in the bin. 
 

3 times within a year that was. Margaret the cleaner was despondent by the third time. 
 

100% true

[YorkDon]

6 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

If you can't hold it in during your working day then you don't deserve a proper toilet.

What if you’re a lorry driver and there are no toilets where you’re driving to? 

[Simply Red]

Somebody shat on the bog floor at my work apparently in an act of defiance towards the company. Happened before my time but my workmate was telling me how he was wrongly accused. Was a big whodunit at the time. Lol

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Once worked at place that had a few hamiltons. We had a sign like this 

 

[YorkDon]

57 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Kill a hitchhiker and pish/shite on them 

Or a prostitute.

[The Boofon]

12 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

Onybudy ever went into the ladies toilets by mistake ?

@reekie_dock 

[Ten Caat]

4 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Somebody shat on the bog floor at my work apparently in an act of defiance towards the company. Happened before my time but my workmate was telling me how he was wrongly accused. Was a big whodunit at the time. Lol

 

Would have been solved easily by DNA testing.