New Players Songs

[Guest]

Right, off the back of my thread yesterday on the need for some new songs for some of our players, or indeed, some fresh songs to through into the mix, start getting your ideas down on paper here.

Suggestions will be ranked by upvotes only (if you leave a dildo, please leave a reason).

Voting closes this time next week where we'll present our findings and recommendation to FsMB (Football songs Monitoring Board)... a side bar working group to the FMB itself.

Anyone who's song is commissioned by the Ultras Aberdeen and sang at any Dons game, will get a tongue sucking by the Dalai Lama, or a free 'pie of the week' (choice is yours)

Good luck!

[CCB III]

Dildo left. 
 

Reason being; this is cringe. 
 

Thank you. 

[Guest]

Just now, CCB III said:

Dildo left. 
 

Reason being; this is cringe. 
 

Thank you. 

Cringe? Do you partake in singing songs about our players or have you ever done in the past? Do you think they just make themselves up? Is Duk not deserving of his own song rather than DUUUUUUUUUK?
Come on, lighten up....

Sweeeeeeeeet Considine.... dum dum dum!!

[minijc]

🎶There's a Roos, loose aboot this Hoose🎶

Can sing this whenever Roos goes wandering at corners and gets no where near the ball. 

[Dynamo]

One Luis Henriques de Barros Lopes, there's only one Luis Henriques de Barros Lopes 

[CCB III]

All you need is Duk

 

Duk Duk Duk Duk

 

 

All you need is Duk, Duk, all you need is Duk....

 

Repeat until it dies out to the tune of The Beatles- All You Need Is Love, if that wasn't obvious. 

[redone]

Tinyweelad, you’re such a fuckin penis

Tinyweelad you’re a horse’s arse

[Guest]

1 minute ago, CCB III said:

All you need is Duk

 

Duk Duk Duk Duk

 

 

All you need is Duk, Duk, all you need is Duk....

 

Repeat until it dies out to the tune of The Beatles- All You Need Is Love, if that wasn't obvious. 

Now that's the spirit.... that's a good one!

[Guest]

1 minute ago, redone said:

Tinyweelad, you’ve such a big large penis

Tinyweelad you’ve a horse’s dong

Fixed it for ya

[Dandie1992]

 

🎶Duk, Duk, Duk, sign him up for longer🎶 

🎶Duk, Duk, Duk, worth 20mil or more🎶

[Guest]

How did we come up with such simple, catchy tunes?

 

[1903Fitba]

2 minutes ago, Tinyweelad said:

How did we come up with such simple, catchy tunes?

 

Stole them from other clubs…

[Guest]

Just now, 1903Fitba said:

Stole them from other clubs…

What's that coming over the hill... it's Fraser Forster, it's Fraser Froster?

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Canna beat a hearty Here We Go.

Granted it’s easier when we are having a right go in a European semi, not trailing 0-1 to fucking Livingston.

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Canna beat a hearty Here We Go.

Granted it’s easier when we are having a right go in a European semi, not trailing 0-1 to fucking Livingston.

Two of my favourites when I was a loon when we were playing at Tannadice....

There's only one United and that's a chocolate biscuit (brutal.... dunno how they coped with the ridicule!)

and...

Davie Dodds, the Elephant Man (which was, actually, brutal)

Or, Where's your Timex gone

More recently......

Two Andy Gorams

I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols

and a cracker of an up-to-date....

Oh Ryan Jack, I wanna know, when you're gonna die.

See how the trend has been a tad more distateful as the decades have ticked by?

[DD1903]

I like the sound of singing ‘aberdeen aberdeen aberdeen’ over and over again. With a big shout of ‘ABERDEEN!’ to finish it off

[Daisy1903]

1 hour ago, Tinyweelad said:

Two of my favourites when I was a loon when we were playing at Tannadice....

There's only one United and that's a chocolate biscuit (brutal.... dunno how they coped with the ridicule!)

and...

Davie Dodds, the Elephant Man (which was, actually, brutal)

Or, Where's your Timex gone

More recently......

Two Andy Gorams

I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols

and a cracker of an up-to-date....

Oh Ryan Jack, I wanna know, when you're gonna die.

See how the trend has been a tad more distateful as the decades have ticked by?

Mols' wife's infested

She needs a good delousing

And when she's shagging Michael

She thinks of David Rowson

[maryhilldon]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

Duk, Duk,Duk, he’s only five foot three,

He's 5'11"

[BaldurBett]

Duk of Earl

Duk, Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl

Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl

As I walk through this world
Nothing can stop the Duk of Earl
And-a you, you are my girl
And no one can hurt you, oh no

Yes-a, I, oh I'm gonna love you, oh oh
Come on let me hold you darlin'
'Cause I'm the Duk of Earl
So hey yea yea yeah

[ab24_5qh]

The whole of "It's Ok" by Dead Moon, simply because it contains the lines

This is my plea, this is my need
This is my time for standing free

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

2 hours ago, Tinyweelad said:

Two of my favourites when I was a loon when we were playing at Tannadice....

There's only one United and that's a chocolate biscuit (brutal.... dunno how they coped with the ridicule!)

and...

Davie Dodds, the Elephant Man (which was, actually, brutal)

Or, Where's your Timex gone

More recently......

Two Andy Gorams

I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols

and a cracker of an up-to-date....

Oh Ryan Jack, I wanna know, when you're gonna die.

See how the trend has been a tad more distateful as the decades have ticked by?

To the tune of The Great Escape was another classic. Often sang in the pre match pub but don’t remember it making it to the ground….

 

Arild Stavrum

and Zerouali

Michael Mols wife’s a p…

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

‘ David Murray cannae dae this’ was a good one. 

Aye that was a good one. There were a few cracking ones about Ricksen aswell.

[Bamber]

1 hour ago, BaldurBett said:

Duk of Earl

Duk, Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl

Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl
Duk, Duk, Duk of Earl

As I walk through this world
Nothing can stop the Duk of Earl
And-a you, you are my girl
And no one can hurt you, oh no

Yes-a, I, oh I'm gonna love you, oh oh
Come on let me hold you darlin'
'Cause I'm the Duk of Earl
So hey yea yea yeah

i suggested that not long after he joined

 

 

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Aye that was a good one. There were a few cracking ones about Ricksen aswell.

Actually that just reminded me of North Macathie went to sleep and said goodbye to the world, off he went with a snifty sniff sniff snuff snuff. Always followed by we all agree that Carbon Monoxide is magic.

it’s nae wonder we get deemed as sick Morons really.

[Guest]

Oh dear... is it the time of the month @Ken Esmin?

[BaldurBett]

29 minutes ago, Bamber said:

i suggested that not long after he joined

 

 

Sorry I missed that! Would love to hear it, even without modified lyrics I think it would sound superb.

[Dynamo]

We all agree...Bojan Miovski is magic

[NEM]

10 hours ago, Fridge said:

Aye that was a good one. There were a few cracking ones about Ricksen aswell.

Somebody call 911……

[Millertime]

14 hours ago, CCB III said:

All you need is Duk

 

Duk Duk Duk Duk

 

 

All you need is Duk, Duk, all you need is Duk....

 

Repeat until it dies out to the tune of The Beatles- All You Need Is Love, if that wasn't obvious. 

I usually find songs cringey in the extreme, but this is great

[Don_Corleone]

Take my heart, that's all I've got to give,
If we sell you, I don't want to live,
Don't run away to somebody new,
Nobody needs your goals more than us Duk
Nobody needs your goals more than us Duuuuk