Dads Weekly Treble - The Condensed Version

[BrianFaePerth]

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[Dad]

What's on the day Bri? Bulk Febreze purchasing from Costco or summat?

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, Dad said:

What's on the day Bri? Bulk Febreze purchasing from Costco or summat?

Big boy shit pater. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone but the DWT cheers me up 

[Dad]

... summat medical? 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

... summat medical? 

Yeah large penis syndrome 

[Roberto]

Poor week of betting all round.

[Dad]

You're no wrong son - holy fucking shit

 

Next week 👍

[Dad]

So here it is - the one that stares longingly at expectant winners and asks them to forgive it and help it:

It's DWT175

 

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
ST JOHNSTONE 🔴🔴🟡🟡🔴	livingston 🔴🟡🟡🟢🔴	15:00 GMT	29/20
PORTSMOUTH 🟢🟢🟡🟢🟡	wigan athletic 🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢	15:00 GMT	13/10
CRAWLEY 🟢🟢🟢🟡🔴	sutton united 🟡🔴🔴🔴🔴	15:00 GMT	23/20

11.12/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 13’s last week; over 11's this week - the pencil is razor sharp this week by fuck - hoo mama. Dad has decided... scoop this cunt, it's a new premise for the foreseeable: Sharp Pencils at every fucking turn ✌️. Was pretty fucking sharp last week to be fair... was just one of those disgusting weeks in general alas. Well lighting willnae strike twice oft sure; even moreso on this occasion probably 😎

DWT175 - The Doubles

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	ST JOHNSTONE	PORTSMOUTH	4.64/1
B	ST JOHNSTONE	CRAWLEY	4.27/1
C	PORTSMOUTH	CRAWLEY	3.95/1

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ST JOHNSTONE get us going then - and aye ok; form hasnae been amazing... winless they've been in all six of their Premiership outings thus far. And to be honest - that's a big part of the reason for selection: that shit has to end some fucking time. Stands to reason then, that it'd be some other useless cunt they'd defeat... step forward livi, who have won just the 1 of their 6 Premiership outings. Let us no forget either sure - a draw at sellick Sainties managed; they have summat to offer if pish clicks. And they're at home sure - the perfect place to ignite the win paper. Todays the fucking day people... finally 👍

PORTSMOUTH back once again - the partnership grows ever more familiar and usual 😎. Unbeaten in so many, SofaScores form list on the preview doesnae stretch far enough to see it... that's a set of cunts ready to step up if e'er you'll see them by fuck. Mousinho has them operating at a superior level people: a simple case it is of hitching yourself off the back and enjoying the ride, full of confidence. For sure, the last set of cunts wigan want to be facing, coming off the back of a 4-1 cunting like they are. Well tough yous wee pricks - that's what's happening 🤘

CRAWLEY round pish off - riding high for a change 😎. Three wins in a row sure, scoring a whopping 10 goals... strangely delightful times for the wee bastards 🙌. A great chance to dial pish up to giddying heights as well... rock bottom Sutton have been fucked up now 7 times out their last 8 - their most recent outing halting a run of 7 losses in a row: pathetic. As such - it's with a smirk Dad takes advantage of the strangely generous price on offer; part of an extra reason to jump up and down deliriously at the hun bastards dump all being well 🫶

[BrianFaePerth]

[Awayfromhomered]

3 hours ago, Dad said:

So here it is - the one that stares longingly at expectant winners and asks them to forgive it and help it:

It's DWT175

 

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
ST JOHNSTONE 🔴🔴🟡🟡🔴	livingston 🔴🟡🟡🟢🔴	15:00 GMT	29/20
PORTSMOUTH 🟢🟢🟡🟢🟡	wigan athletic 🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢	15:00 GMT	13/10
CRAWLEY 🟢🟢🟢🟡🔴	sutton united 🟡🔴🔴🔴🔴	15:00 GMT	23/20

11.12/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 13’s last week; over 11's this week - the pencil is razor sharp this week by fuck - hoo mama. Dad has decided... scoop this cunt, it's a new premise for the foreseeable: Sharp Pencils at every fucking turn ✌️. Was pretty fucking sharp last week to be fair... was just one of those disgusting weeks in general alas. Well lighting willnae strike twice oft sure; even moreso on this occasion probably 😎

DWT175 - The Doubles

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	ST JOHNSTONE	PORTSMOUTH	4.64/1
B	ST JOHNSTONE	CRAWLEY	4.27/1
C	PORTSMOUTH	CRAWLEY	3.95/1

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ST JOHNSTONE get us going then - and aye ok; form hasnae been amazing... winless they've been in all six of their Premiership outings thus far. And to be honest - that's a big part of the reason for selection: that shit has to end some fucking time. Stands to reason then, that it'd be some other useless cunt they'd defeat... step forward livi, who have won just the 1 of their 6 Premiership outings. Let us no forget either sure - a draw at sellick Sainties managed; they have summat to offer if pish clicks. And they're at home sure - the perfect place to ignite the win paper. Todays the fucking day people... finally 👍

PORTSMOUTH back once again - the partnership grows ever more familiar and usual 😎. Unbeaten in so many, SofaScores form list on the preview doesnae stretch far enough to see it... that's a set of cunts ready to step up if e'er you'll see them by fuck. Mousinho has them operating at a superior level people: a simple case it is of hitching yourself off the back and enjoying the ride, full of confidence. For sure, the last set of cunts wigan want to be facing, coming off the back of a 4-1 cunting like they are. Well tough yous wee pricks - that's what's happening 🤘

CRAWLEY round pish off - riding high for a change 😎. Three wins in a row sure, scoring a whopping 10 goals... strangely delightful times for the wee bastards 🙌. A great chance to dial pish up to giddying heights as well... rock bottom Sutton have been fucked up now 7 times out their last 8 - their most recent outing halting a run of 7 losses in a row: pathetic. As such - it's with a smirk Dad takes advantage of the strangely generous price on offer; part of an extra reason to jump up and down deliriously at the hun bastards dump all being well 🫶

In!, easy money old boy ✌️

Enjoy the game....fuck the Huns!

[Dad]

3 hours ago, Awayfromhomered said:

In!, easy money old boy ✌️

Enjoy the game....fuck the Huns!

Going well this hahaha

Terrific 😎

[Don Fonte]

How'd this end up old boy? Sure they were all winning at ht.

Hoo mama.

[Dad]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

How'd this end up old boy? Sure they were all winning at ht.

Hoo mama.

2 winners and a draw son... sainties made a cunt of it; a man off as well as conceding - ah no.

 

Still - profit for the day - paid for Dads Angus burger meal at BK after the magnificence 👍

 

Next week 😎

[Dad]

So here it is - the one that runs expectantly on the energy provided by the magic of the week afore and places faith in those determined to defy the doubts cast upon them:

It's DWT176

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
BLACKBURN ROVERS 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴	queens park rangers 🔴🟡🟡🔴🟢	15:00 GMT	29/20
HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 🟡🟡🟡🟢🟢	sheffield wednesday 🔴🔴🟡🔴🟡	15:00 GMT	2/1
SWINDON TOWN 🟢🟡🟢🟢🟡	bradford city 🔴🟢🟡🟡🟡	15:00 GMT	17/10

18.85/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 11’s last week; over 18's this week - a fair slide up the scale for sure; mainly owing to the options... nothing hitting on the nose that really grabbed Dad by the bollocks tbh - certainly no hard enough to have Dad comfortably sacrifice return in choosing. As such - Dads Eyes glanced outwards, and for sure - Dad liked what he saw 😎. As such - the return is v, v generous (at least in Dads Mind... let's see who agrees ✌️)... all away from home sure, that's about all one can say is an obvious reason for the wideness. Regardless - the confidence be fucking high people; coupled with a Dominant Dons Performance, Dad's foreseeing leaping out his seat at Pittodrie in recognition of all the magic unfolding 🤘

DWT176 - The Doubles

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	BLACKBURN ROVERS	HUDDERSFIELD TOWN	6.35/1
B	BLACKBURN ROVERS	SWINDON TOWN	5.62/1
C	HUDDERSFIELD TOWN	SWINDON TOWN	4.91/1

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BLACKBURN ROVERS get us movin' this week - and for sure, it's no been a terrific time for them of late... four defeats on the trot, shipping a colossal 12 goals - hoo mama. Summat needs addressed. But here - if there's a cunt Dad Trusts to turn it about - it's JDT 😎. And for sure - if there's a game to do it in, it's against absolute dross akin to qpr - themselves having mustered just 1 win in 7. They havenae won at home since the 11th of fucking March for the love of fuck; since that win - 4 goals they've scored in 9 home matches... no exactly teeth-chattering stuff. So aye - The Blackburn Revolution begins the day 👍

HUDDERSFIELD TOWN up next - and aye, Dad's Excited about this one 🫶. None other than ex-sheff wed manager Darren Moore in charge, who was thanked by the sheff wed board for getting the cunts being promoted by being effectively sacked ('mutual consent' - fuck yous)... so yous can imagine - beating the bastards'll be high on the Wishlist. Hardly an impossible task neither: wednesday have managed to avoid victory so far - 9 chances, zero fucking taken. Last two matches have been lost 3-0. Plus their manager has just been punted... disarray a-fucking-plenty. No to mention the disgusting shite there on display against Sunderland... there's a lot of negativity swirling about and no fucking mistake. 2/1 an insane price on offer if you ask Dad - but one shalt take it 👍

SWINDON TOWN round off the magic; been waiting patiently for the chance to include these heroes 🤘. Unbeaten in the league until last time out; a midweek away affair to the league leaders as well - nowt to get the pants stained with excrement about. So for sure - hardly an argument required in justifying their inclusion. Dad's been following one young stalwart in particular: Daniel Kemp. Goals, MOTM and TOTW inclusions have been flowing freely for this terrific wee bastard... and for sure - Dad expects a goal or two from him this avo (no to mention a cheeky bid from Baz in January ✌️). Expectations high as ever at bradford... but there's a darkness swirling above them the now - last week's 1-3 humbling by Walsall had cunts baying for blood; the follow up away loss to struggling Tranmere had them smashing at the door with axes and maces. High-flyers with murderous intent isnae exactly what they're needing the now... but that's what they're fucking getting. Expect bloodshed - hoo mama 🙌

[BrianFaePerth]

[Don Fonte]

Money down. That's the stuff.

[Dad]

29 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Money down. That's the stuff.

Welcome back son 😎

[Awayfromhomered]

In!, let's do this 💪

[Dad]

Pishing rain outside - pishing cash inside 🙌 

 

Off the page

[Dad]

Gooaaaallll hahaha yahooooo

Blackburn bringing the fucking pain hahaha YES 🙌

[Dad]

Gooaaaallll golololololololllollolll

Goal

GOAL

goAL

Etc

Fucking etc 🙌🙌🙌🙌

 

Blackburn 😍❤️💪

[Dad]

Shit 😔

 

Next week 😎

[Dad]

So here it is - the one that tugs tight on the reins in the hope that 'Safety Equals Success':

It's DWT177

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
BRADFORD CITY 🟢🔴🔴🟢🟡	afc wimbledon 🟡🟢🟢🟢🟡	15:00 GMT	5/2
STOCKPORT COUNTY 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢	harrogate 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟡	15:00 GMT	4/6
SWINDON TOWN 🔴🔴🟢🟡🟢	newport county 🔴🟢🔴🔴🟡	15:00 GMT	17/20

9.79/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 18’s last week; over 9's this week - we've slashed the cunt in half, in recognition of the continued disappointment associated with the more 'out there' pish ✌️. Of course, also a slashed fixture list... International Bollocks leaves us essentially with English League 1 (partial at that) and English League 2... slim fuckin' pickin's 🤏. Still - we enjoy our English League 1 and English League 2 action here at DWT - so it wasnae much hassle electing heroes to play the parts. For sure - price is tight... but for good fucking reason - these cunts are all stalwarts 🤘

DWT177 - The Doubles

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	BRADFORD CITY	STOCKPORT COUNTY	4.83/1
B	BRADFORD CITY	SWINDON TOWN	5.48/1
C	STOCKPORT COUNTY	SWINDON TOWN	2.08/1

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BRAFORD CITY slip the cunt into gear; the clear 'n' obvious Keystone this week. But here; after all the ill-feeling and hollerings - they've come out all-fucking-right. Few calls for Hugheseses head even.. but answered the critics he most certainly fucking has 🤘. Sure sure - another defeat the day, more misery.... and that's why I'm backing the cunts the day - a tough affair of course, away to Wimbledon... but to Dads Eyes - exactly the type of cunt to make a statement with: beat these cunts on their own patch, and prove to every cunts yous mean fucking beeswax 🙌

STOCKPORT COUNTY up next; as reliable a set of cunts as there is to choose from these days - nowt but wins as far as the eye can fucking see 🙌. No a price Dad'd generally be swayed by of course - but the lack of options helped twist Dad's Arm ✌️. The record'll go some time - no cunt wins fore'er as James Bond once said... but losing to harrogate just willnae fucking happen.

SWINDON TOWN complete the magic - another rarely seen, 'Odds-on'er'... it's much in owing to how definite Dad is in Mond as to how this cunt'll turn out: Swindon Win all day fucking long. Sure sure - two losses on the trot... but tough foes people (league leaders away mind)... they're raring to go again after a teeny-tiny blip 😎. Travelling into town come newport - a team with one win in seven... that being a 2-1 home triumph over 4th from bottom colchester. Keep those fingernails covered Swindon Fans - they'll be bitten to fuck otherwise LOL

[BrianFaePerth]

[Ten Caat]

Hughes was sacked by Bradford about a week and a half ago......

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Hughes was sacked by Bradford about a week and a half ago......

Fuck sake 🤣

[Dad]

Haha

My mind has been consumed with thoughts of Fridge ✌️ 

 

Even more convinced tbh 😎

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Haha

My mind has been consumed with thoughts of Fridge ✌️ 

 

Even more convinced tbh 😎

I'll put my faith in you old boy.

[Dad]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I'll put my faith in you old boy.

Cheers son 👍 

 

[Dad]

Gooaaaallll Swindon hahahaha

 

Dad's Main Man Daniel Kemp 🙌 

I've mentioned this cunt afore sure ^ 

 

Get him signed Baz 👍