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So here it is - the one that believes with hand on heart that a steadfast approach will eventually brings nowt but joy of the purest:

It's DWT180

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
HAMILTON ACADEMICAL🟢🟡🟡🟢🟢 cove rangers 🟢🟢🟡🟡🟡 15:00 GMT 11/10
THE SPARTANS 🟢🟢🟡🟡🟡 clyde 🔴🔴🟡🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 23/20
QUEENS PARK RANGERS 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 rotherham united 🔴🟢🟡🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 17/10

11.19/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 10’s last week; over 11's this week - tis the norm these days; price be getting familiar people ✌️. The shock still lingers with last week... summat should have happened. Barnsley'll be on the naughty step for a fucking while - let's say that. Anyhow - a new feel to pish this week; Scottishness ahoy 😎. Dad's Hoping this return to roots'll equate to some much-needed love: already the vapours of magic gained via DWT177 are drifting away... just goes to show how quickly shite'll turn nasty. You've a duty to stay at the pot, keeping the stirring up - making sure the formula is properly blending as it should be... then - after 25 mins or so in the oven: A party in Everyone's Mouth 🥳

DWT180 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A HAMILTON ACADEMICAL THE SPARTANS 3.52/1
B HAMILTON ACADEMICAL QUEENS PARK RANGERS 4.67/1
C THE SPARTANS QUEENS PARK RANGERS 4.81/1


 

HAMILTON ACADEMICAL initiate the resurgence - a team who quite simply, dinnae lose 😎. Sure sure - Dad's made sure to put the cunts to the test haha... away from home, playing a set of pricks who themselves havenae tasted defeat in 5 - a test it'll be sure. But then you glance at the finer detail: 3 of the five have been 2-2, with the two wins over cunts below them (both bottom half in other words). There's pace to be kept with fellow rampant bastards Falkirk - they'll no be letting bastards like cove fuck the rhythm 👍

THE SPARTANS up next - a debut appearance in DWT for them 😎. Solid shite from them thus far; joint second, with just 1 defeat to their name - solid as fuck they is. Quite the opposite is true of clyde... 1 win for those bastards - and over the only set of cunts below them in the league. 8 goals Spartans have scored in their 4 games on the road... that sort of potency should be plenty to overcome pieces of shit like clyde 🤘

QUEENS PARK RANGERS round off the hoopla - and aye for sure, a fairly obvious Keystone. Form hath been abysmal... no wins in 9, of which 2 were draws - the last 6 have all ended in defeat 😭. Naturally then - useless prick Ainsworth FINALLY relieved of his duties after the loss to Leicester. Spirits'll be high then - the natural reaction to uselessness being shown the door - and if it's getting back to winning ways that's on the menu, a game with fellow useless pricks Rotherham is just the fucking dab. Finally - some joy for QPR 🫶

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So here it is - the one that reels in the line yet further still, in the hope that tight equals terrific:

It's DWT181

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
CARDIFF CITY 🟡🟢🟢🔴🟡 norwich city 🔴🔴🔴🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 23/20
LEICESTER CITY 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢 middlesbrough 🟡🔴🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 5/4
BOLTON WANDERERS 🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢 blackpool 🟡🔴🟢🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 11/10

9.16/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 11’s last week; over 9's this week - back down below 10's by fuck... the last time we did that, we... we won sure 👍. So as yous can imagine - especially given the recent floppiness since that famous victory - Dad is ravenous for that follow-up. So it's with glances towards proven winners; proven grafters - proven heroes. And no only that - with home advantage in the main. So for sure - confidence is v much in the ascendancy with this cunt. Dad made sure to get the cash laid early in the week; oft the case when there's prices of such ilk being offered on the very best, that narrowing will occur quickly and sharply. Indeed - when glancing Sunday, the return on these three was above 10's... the space of an evening saw it tumble down to as is. Take it as a sign 🤘

DWT181 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A CARDIFF CITY LEICESTER CITY 3.84/1
B CARDIFF CITY BOLTON WANDERERS 3.52/1
C LEICESTER CITY BOLTON WANDERERS 3.73/1


 

CARDIFF CITY start the wonder - a v steady ship they is currently; 3 unbeaten with zero conceded - only games they've lost in the last 10 were away to pretenders Middlesbrough and Blackburn. At home, the fortressness is well and truly implemented: 5 wins and a draw from the last 6 - will take a special set o' cunts to buck that trend. A special set o' cunts Norwich most certainly fucking arnae... rumbling along they are until the wholesale changes take place come month end - looking likely the manager will be offski, given his confidante behind the scenes has jacked it. Aside from that, they've lost the last 4 in a row... further still - just 2 victories from the last 11 - a run that's seen 8 defeats total - hoo mama. Wagners exit may well be hastily ushered forth after this match... see you later Wag son 👋

LEICESTER CITY amongst it then this week... rare in the extreme owing to the fact they usually return a price no even worth glancing at. Yon blip last week at home to Leeds has maybe jolted pish a smidge... certainly boro have their own rep to be respected - but for Dad, this is a no-brainer. No fucking chance a set of machines like Leicester are losing two in a row - those upstarts Ipswich need to be warned off. Had their wee spell boro sure... winning like fuck for a smidge - but the rot is starting to creep back in - that's the kind of vulnerability cunts like Leicester feast on 🤘

BOLTON WANDERERS complete the trio - a team who score pretty much always: just 1 outing saw them draw a blank in the league thus far. Current form is ace - yet another victory through the week there over shrewsbury (no surprise really), saw them climb up onto level points with Oxford in second place - who have of course just lost their manager... a concentrated period of heat should see the pressure crack these bastards probably 👍. Certainly a victory over a set of solid bastards like blackpool will justify the confidence. Should help also that blackpool dinnae really do 'on the road'... 7 efforts - 1 victory. Cannae imagine the daunting sight of the baying Bolton mob'll see them confidently add another 🤘

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6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Shame. My heart bleeds. Away and greet to your elitist fan club (sorry, clique) members.

There must be, at the very least, 12 members of the elite on here. 

I'm sure all of them will provide a shoulder for you to cry on and give you a bosie.

😂 

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So here it is - the one that clutches dearly to Hope as it bobs perilously in the piranha-filled waters of doubt, reassuring itself it's 'too good' to taste the same venom sampled by all post-DWT177:

It's DWT182

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE 🟢🟡🟢🟡🟢 dunfermline athletic 🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 5/2
BONNYRIGG ROSE ATHLETIC 🔴🔴🟢🟡🔴 forfar athletic 🟡🔴🔴🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 19/20
WREXHAM 🟢🟢🟢🟡🟢 accrington stanley 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 17/20

11.27/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 9’s last week; over 11's this week - options there were to tighten further still... in the end, Dad decided the spirit of DWT - however faintly - needs to be kept visible, both for it's indication of intent and loyalty to the cause. The whole premise behind 'The Tightening', was to create a platform from which the looser efforts could flick their brushes in as full an artistic-licencey kind of way. The progress has stuttered of course... nowt is ever a ABC as a cunt desires - but for sure, confidence the expectation takes hold remains solid, strong and determined. This week the sighs ring out 👊

DWT182 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE BONNYRIGG ROSE ATHLETIC 5.63/1
B INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE WREXHAM 5.29/1
C BONNYRIGG ROSE ATHLETIC WREXHAM 2.61/1


 

INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE join us firstly - there first showing since way back at DWT152 by fuck - hoo mama. Been a wee bit of a shit time since then in the main for ICT... those losses fair racked up sure, near damaging any hopes for promotion this season, to near devastating levels. Step forth Big Dunc Ferguson: Shit be Different Now 😎. 5 free of defeat now sure - the flavour is tasty as fuck 🤤. For sure - life is tough on the road in the Championship... a lotta of tough opponents to overcome. But here - that's what they must do if there's to be any manoeuvrings - time is of the fucking essence 🤘. And whilst a trip to dunfermline seems a task, the facts tell a tale of probability: 4 defeats out of the last 5 for the pars... pretty pish 👍. Kick a cunt when they're down - no better time 👊

BONNYRIGG ROSE ATHLETIC up next; back to avenge their failed effort at DWT173. Better conditions for them this time tbf - at home which helps a bundle, and in forfar, an opponent they'll feel v confident of fucking up 👍. Granted - no exactly been 'rosey' times (haha - ah no): back-2-back defeats without scoring... no good enough. Both away though - so maybes that's it... back where pish smells right and sights are familiar: the key to victory ✌️. 1 win in 11 for forfar; but they do enjoy a draw by fuck... 6 of the 11 ending as such. So score early, then score again shortly after - should be plenty 😎

WREXHAM round off this week's action - one of the no-brainer picks if the price is uncharacteristically long... which of course, is hardly ever. Odds On even still by fuck... but given the shortened fixture list, we're looking for clinical: these cunts more than fit the bill. Bang in form as you'd imagine - which rewarded them with second spot after the weekend's fixtures... making their move. So it'll be highly desirable to consolidate - no to mention keeping up pace with the whirlwind that is Stockport County. couple of defeats from the last two for accrington... comes after a terrific spell of 4 wins on the trot. Not to take away - but none of the fallen foes in this run fill Dads - or Wrexhams - pants with excrement; impressive - just no impressive enough. The rot continues for a bitty hombres ✌️

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So here it is - the one that finds its feet weary from all the stridin' and desires nowt more than the relief victory'd bring:

It's DWT183

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BIRMINGHAM CITY 🔴🟡🔴🔴🔴 sheffield wednesday 🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 11/10
PORTSMOUTH 🟡🟢🟡🟢🟢 blackpool 🟢🔴🟡🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 19/20
SALFORD CITY 🔴🔴🟡🟢🟡 mk dons 🟡🟢🟢🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 13/8

9.75/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 11’s last week; over 9's this week - such is the raggedy nature of Dads Buttocks, tis with great intention one chooses to dip 'neath the Holiest of Grails: Double Figures ✌️. Let's see how that works sure, dribbling the price a smidge to see if there's any scope for letting the Return do the settin'... on other words - DWT Wins, Price Goes Up. Failure? Down the cunt goes 👎. Always evolving - always innovating 😎

DWT183 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BIRMINGHAM CITY PORTSMOUTH 3.1/1
B BIRMINGHAM CITY SALFORD CITY 4.51/1
C PORTSMOUTH SALFORD CITY 4.12/1


 

BIRMINGHAM CITY up first - and aye sure... explanation required. Quite dismissive of Rooneys turn as Manager thus far Dad's been - no denial there 🤚. But it's struck Dad, that whilst the results have been a fucking shambles, there's at least been a game of football played. Maybes no been the eventual winner - but for gosh darned sure, they scored a goal or two by gumbo. Fine margins are oft at play - and given my refusal to believe any cunt'd be so useless, they couldnae even manage a victory on their own patch, belief is high they'll finally get off the mark and get the fuck on with pish. No cunt is as useless as sheff wed - no excuses Wayne you wee bastard.

PORTSMOUTH back to where they belong: in DWT's Bosom 🫶. Top, top cunts they are by fuck, winning, winning, winning - as far as the fucking eye can see 🙌. At home - no cunt in this division'll beat them this season.. That's Dad Committed 👊. Certainly no blackpool, donkey riding fuckwits they are. Away and ride the waltzers yous arseholes.

SALFORD CITY complete the trio of Picks Playing at Home... cannae fail, surely to fuck. Forms the main reason Dad has gone with 'em: mk dons cannae do the beeswax away from home... 6 without victory - the last four of which have seen them draw a blank thrice. Salford have slammed home 9 goals in their last 4 encounters at home sure. A combo that equals a bank balance bulge that by fuck 🤘

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So here it is - the one that risks ire of many who'd trusted Dad when he exclaimed yon pish about reeling in 'til success had there last week sure:

It's DWT184

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 🔴🟢🔴🟡🔴 stoke city 🔴🔴🟡🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 2/1
BLACKBURN ROVERS 🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴 sheffield wednesday 🟡🔴🔴🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 13/10
PORTSMOUTH 🟢🔴🟡🟢🟡 northampton town 🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1

12.8/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 9’s last week; over 12's this week - ok... so Dad lied 🤚. All that gassin' about lowering until success was had - took one look at this delicious combo and decided, 'To fuck wi' it 🤘'. Here - Dad's ready to receive the lashings if it all goes to shite - but Dad is telling yous: it willnae 😎

DWT184 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A PLYMOUTH ARGYLE BLACKBURN ROVERS 5.9/1
B PLYMOUTH ARGYLE PORTSMOUTH 5/1
C BLACKBURN ROVERS PORTSMOUTH 18/5


 

PLYMOUTH ARGYLE start the machine a'whirrin' - and aye ok... havenae exactly set the pish alight thus far - but whilst at home, they can produce magic of the purest: 6-2 o'er Norwich. 3 zip o'er Blackburn. 2-0 most recently o'er Sunderland. Destroyers they are when they get into the groove... and in stoke, they have themselves a team ready for change: they dinnae dig how pish is done anymore. As such - a proper good cunting is on the cards here - summat to tell Alex Neil, 'Fuck off 👋.' The Dad Abides 😎

BLACKBURN ROVERS next; Dad Loves Blackburn sure - a dynamic, exciting vibrant set of bastards they fucking well are 🤘. That zest coupled with Dads Disdain for Wednesday, made this pick a no-brainer for Dad. A great team play a shite team: guess what 'appened next. Dad'll tell yous: Blackburn fucking destroyed the soon to be relegated fuckwits 👋

PORTSMOUTH back - and perhaps surprisingly, after last week's collapse. Ach - since then, they've already won. Out the system it is - heads down 'n' on with the chase for Silverware. Ironically - tahn are fresh off a terrific victory... an away win o'er the very team who'd stuck 4 unanswered past our Heroes. Football math is acomplex game sure: dinnae worry yourselves. Parity returneth ✌️

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15 hours ago, Dad said:

So here it is - the one that risks ire of many who'd trusted Dad when he exclaimed yon pish about reeling in 'til success had there last week sure:

It's DWT184

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 🔴🟢🔴🟡🔴 stoke city 🔴🔴🟡🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 2/1
BLACKBURN ROVERS 🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴 sheffield wednesday 🟡🔴🔴🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 13/10
PORTSMOUTH 🟢🔴🟡🟢🟡 northampton town 🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1

12.8/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 9’s last week; over 12's this week - ok... so Dad lied 🤚. All that gassin' about lowering until success was had - took one look at this delicious combo and decided, 'To fuck wi' it 🤘'. Here - Dad's ready to receive the lashings if it all goes to shite - but Dad is telling yous: it willnae 😎

DWT184 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A PLYMOUTH ARGYLE BLACKBURN ROVERS 5.9/1
B PLYMOUTH ARGYLE PORTSMOUTH 5/1
C BLACKBURN ROVERS PORTSMOUTH 18/5


 

PLYMOUTH ARGYLE start the machine a'whirrin' - and aye ok... havenae exactly set the pish alight thus far - but whilst at home, they can produce magic of the purest: 6-2 o'er Norwich. 3 zip o'er Blackburn. 2-0 most recently o'er Sunderland. Destroyers they are when they get into the groove... and in stoke, they have themselves a team ready for change: they dinnae dig how pish is done anymore. As such - a proper good cunting is on the cards here - summat to tell Alex Neil, 'Fuck off 👋.' The Dad Abides 😎

BLACKBURN ROVERS next; Dad Loves Blackburn sure - a dynamic, exciting vibrant set of bastards they fucking well are 🤘. That zest coupled with Dads Disdain for Wednesday, made this pick a no-brainer for Dad. A great team play a shite team: guess what 'appened next. Dad'll tell yous: Blackburn fucking destroyed the soon to be relegated fuckwits 👋

PORTSMOUTH back - and perhaps surprisingly, after last week's collapse. Ach - since then, they've already won. Out the system it is - heads down 'n' on with the chase for Silverware. Ironically - tahn are fresh off a terrific victory... an away win o'er the very team who'd stuck 4 unanswered past our Heroes. Football math is acomplex game sure: dinnae worry yourselves. Parity returneth ✌️

 

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2 hours ago, shut up meg said:

This is the condensed version, the Reddit version is a rambling shitshow.

Anyway, he got a double at 5-1.

Plus Singles - makes it 55 bangers back in Dad's mutha fucking hand 🙌 

 

Blackburn yous absolute fucking pricks 🖕

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So here it is - the one that now knows that Dad isnae being targeted specifically for any kind of 'special' treatment and has the evidence that it IS possible to reap reward:

It's DWT185

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
HIBERNIAN 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟡 livingston 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 13/10
QUEENS PARK RANGERS 🟢🟢🔴🟡🟡 hull city 🔴🟢🟡🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 21/10
WIGAN ATHLETIC 🟢🟡🟡🟢🔴 lincoln city 🟢🟡🟢🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 11/10

13.97/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 12’s last week; over 13's this week - 'n' let's be fucking honest; pretty much 14's - hoo mama 🤘. So aye, the whole bollocks with reeling it in: Dad's fucked it off. Cannae be arsed with that sure... it feels - wrong. The appetite MUST remain desirous of Higher Reward 👊. Two top cunts at home - and a hungry for blood rival to a currently useless set of fuckwits. To Dad at least, that shit equal Golden Opportunity 💫 - let us see, what happens 😶

DWT185 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A HIBERNIAN QUEENS PARK RANGERS 6.13/1
B HIBERNIAN WIGAN ATHLETIC 3.83/1
C QUEENS PARK RANGERS WIGAN ATHLETIC 5.51/1


 

HIBERNIAN initiate proceeds; a team who've overall made a pretty fucking decent stab at consistency there in recent times - 3 draws turned into 3 wins, afore they laid ashamed, accepting they werenae good enough to their BFF's sellick. Certainly think they'll be in better spirits against league useless bastards livingston... six they've lost in a row

QUEENS PARK RANGERS back again, after their almost successful appearance back at DWT180. Two in a row they've fucking won - Cifuentes hath worked his obvious magic 🤹. Last week's 0-2 number over Preston: that's the kind of pish that makes a cunt take note 👍. A good test in hull sure, but they'll be missing a step probably after last week's home defeat to Watford. Advantage there to be taken 👊

WIGAN ATHLETIC finish off the trio - and tbf, no fucking wonder 😎. One defeat in eight - and that itself a distant 5 games back; the bit is between the big Wigan Gnashers 👍. Willnae be easy possibly in many cunts' eyes - lincoln have managed to scrape a couple o' wins there in the last three... unbeaten as well - well hey 🤚. But whilst that's compliment worthy, there's no way these pricks are halting goal-heavy Wigan: ne'er less than a couple scored in their last five outings - hoo mama. Put it this way: Dad's looking for cunts to offer early Cash Out Value: Step Forth Wigan 👍

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So here it is - the one that is almost arrogant in its swagger given the electric form the Franchise finds itself in:

It's DWT186

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BARNSLEY 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟡 charlton athletic 🟡🟢🟡🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 1/1
PORTSMOUTH 🟢🟢🟢🔴🟡 shrewsbury town 🟢🟡🟢🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 4/5
SALFORD CITY 🟡🔴🔴🔴🟡 afc wimbledon 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 12/5

11.24/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 13’s last week; over 11's this week - to Dad's Eyes, a strange set of fixtures... nothing much outside the selections leapt off the page trut be told. In essence, surety surrounds 'wildness' - at least to a degree: the price suggesteth so... although Dad isnae worried 😎

DWT186 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BARNSLEY PORTSMOUTH 13/5
B BARNSLEY SALFORD CITY 5.8/1
C PORTSMOUTH SALFORD CITY 5.12/1


 

BARNSLEY up first - a titan they have proven to be of late... just 1 defeat in 9: terrific 😎. And ok sure - a tough test... Charlton have been keeping defeat at bay over the last 4... although, 3 of the 4 have been drawn - which essentially means they're been playing like panda bears, all lethargic 'n' bare minimum'ing pish. I tell yous - they fucking willnae get away with that the day, not a fucking chance 🤘

PORTSMOUTH return: a big Dad Fave are Portsmouth 🫶. No wonder sure, barely a week goes by without the cunts lighting it the fuck up 💪. A trip to play useless bastards shrewsbury on the cards the day... towns 2 goals in their last four will hardly have buttocks squirming, as devastating as an asleep baby cute summat or other. I'm expecting this option to be locked in swiftly... at least a couple up by the 'alf probably 👍

SALFORD CITY round things off - and as the obvious Wildcard of the trio; no offence meant naturally 🤚. Tbf however, form has been a touch shit... makes for some strange reading when looking back o'er twenty+ games - wee pockets of form here 'n' there, with plenty goals scored... just much the time they're finding themselves going down in high-scoring affairs. That last game though: fair helped the confidence in the defence sure - only went and held The Tyrannosauruses that are Stockport to a goalless stalemate... v v impressive 😎. Combo that with a wee letting oof the leash a touch, goals'll be raining home for the cunts 🥳

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