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So here it is - the one that rids the mind of the missed Triple-Double Opportunity 'n' gets on with getting back to making Profit:

It's DWT187

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
ABERDEEN 🟢🟢🔴🔴🟡 dundee 🟢🔴🟡🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 8/5
STOKE CITY 🟡🟡🔴🔴🔴 millwall 🟡🔴🔴🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 23/20
SUNDERLAND 🔴🟢🟢🟡🔴 coventry city 🟡🟡🟢🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 1/1

10.18/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 11’s last week; over 10's this week - reigned in a bitty then for the DWT Xmas Effort: no much else for it Dad decided ✌️. Money required if there's to be any hope of salvage... even then, it'll take a gargantuan effort to overturn the deficit currently being suffered. Here - if you havenae hope, you havenae a hope... Dad goes in with Eyes Open 'n' Heart Hopeful. That's a whole bunch o' Hope talked about - let's see if pish transpires positively 🫶

DWT186 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BARNSLEY PORTSMOUTH 13/5
B BARNSLEY SALFORD CITY 5.8/1
C PORTSMOUTH SALFORD CITY 5.12/1


 

ABERDEEN up first... for sure, manys who'll be cursing Dad for his potential hexing of our Heroes. Here - there's a mission to be completed, Baz'll Know. A cunt he made of the final, along with a plethora of other pish - this wee spell is the perfect chance to maximise points 'n' rid the mind of all the disgust. A tough game to win sure - Dad isnae denying it - but if you want a passionate affair filled with ex-employees etc - this is the cunt. Show us you mean fucking beeswax Dons 🤘

STOKE CITY up next - the first of two freshly managed outfits 👍. A top cunt is Schumacher - we all know that... 'n' if there's anywhere he knows how to get results, it's at home. Dad has Decided the magic home form enjoyed with Plymouth will switch right on over to his new employers - a start as one means to go forth with. Terrific 😎

SUNDERLAND up next - 80's Brit Porn Star Beale now at the helm as we all know... listened with interest to his initial mumblings about taking over. Chat of being loaded with all too much responsibility-wise at the penny-pinching hun bastards; he got perplexed 'n' side-tracked from his usual comfort zone of coaching cunts. No such issues here at Sunderland - all the support he requires 'n' more 🙌. Up 'n' running convincingly the day, reminding us all he's a cunt who knows how to motivate players 👍

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So here it is - the one that throws all the chips in for one last end of year fucking hoorah:

It's DWT188

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
LIVINGSTON 🟡🔴🔴🟡🔴 motherwell 🔴🟡🟡🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 3/1
INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE 🟡🔴🔴🟢🔴 greenock morton 🟡🟢🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 23/20
EVERTON 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢 wolverhampton wanderers 🟢🟢🔴🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 17/10

22.22/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 10’s last week; over 22's this week - Dad's Big Fucking Balls Are Out 🙌. But tbf, Dad hath crafted summat easily worth 22's... a smidge off 'n' we'd still be reasonably happy probably 👍. In saying that, there is a set of cunts propping up a table included this week, so maybes it's about fucking right. Either way - confidence is fucking high 🙌

DWT188 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A LIVINGSTON INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE 7.6/1
B LIVINGSTON EVERTON 9.8/1
C INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE EVERTON 4.81/1


 

LIVINGSTON then; perhaps a strange inclusion. But here - due they must be... no exactly been hammered routinely - and they're playing a team equally as impotent in motherwell. Havenae won at Fir Park possibly ever (the records I viewed only stretched back to 2018 - a draw as much as away supporters have celebrated alas. The home side are without a win since the last week of August... on their own patch for the love of fuck. Manager needs punted - a home loss to the shittest team should be just the fucking dab 👍

INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE have had that illusion about them, that's suggestive of improvement... so Dad was a smidge surprised at discovering they havenae won in three - hoo mama. A terrific draw away from home last time out but; solidity will instill itself no bother 👍. Travellers Morton have fair turned a corner after a disgusting start to the campaign; 3 wins and a draw make up their last 4. Serious league table improvement on the cards here for ICT: that should prove inspirational enough to stop these wee upstart bastards in their fucking tracks 🤘

EVERTON round off the magic; Dad sees fit to give them the chance to redeem themselves after a couple losses in a row. Afore that sure - off to the fucking races... 5 wins from 6 - clawing back those lost 10 points has lit the fire underneath. Those defeats btw... Spurs and Man City. No exactly shit your pants stuff. Granted, no easy task the day. Back-2-Back wins for wolves, with 6 fucking goals slammed home. Delusional they'll be right about now... perfect fodder 😎

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1 hour ago, Dad said:

So here it is - the one that throws all the chips in for one last end of year fucking hoorah:

It's DWT188

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
LIVINGSTON 🟡🔴🔴🟡🔴 motherwell 🔴🟡🟡🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 3/1
INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE 🟡🔴🔴🟢🔴 greenock morton 🟡🟢🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 23/20
EVERTON 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢 wolverhampton wanderers 🟢🟢🔴🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 17/10

22.22/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 10’s last week; over 22's this week - Dad's Big Fucking Balls Are Out 🙌. But tbf, Dad hath crafted summat easily worth 22's... a smidge off 'n' we'd still be reasonably happy probably 👍. In saying that, there is a set of cunts propping up a table included this week, so maybes it's about fucking right. Either way - confidence is fucking high 🙌

DWT188 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A LIVINGSTON INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE 7.6/1
B LIVINGSTON EVERTON 9.8/1
C INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE EVERTON 4.81/1


 

LIVINGSTON then; perhaps a strange inclusion. But here - due they must be... no exactly been hammered routinely - and they're playing a team equally as impotent in motherwell. Havenae won at Fir Park possibly ever (the records I viewed only stretched back to 2018 - a draw as much as away supporters have celebrated alas. The home side are without a win since the last week of August... on their own patch for the love of fuck. Manager needs punted - a home loss to the shittest team should be just the fucking dab 👍

INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE have had that illusion about them, that's suggestive of improvement... so Dad was a smidge surprised at discovering they havenae won in three - hoo mama. A terrific draw away from home last time out but; solidity will instill itself no bother 👍. Travellers Morton have fair turned a corner after a disgusting start to the campaign; 3 wins and a draw make up their last 4. Serious league table improvement on the cards here for ICT: that should prove inspirational enough to stop these wee upstart bastards in their fucking tracks 🤘

EVERTON round off the magic; Dad sees fit to give them the chance to redeem themselves after a couple losses in a row. Afore that sure - off to the fucking races... 5 wins from 6 - clawing back those lost 10 points has lit the fire underneath. Those defeats btw... Spurs and Man City. No exactly shit your pants stuff. Granted, no easy task the day. Back-2-Back wins for wolves, with 6 fucking goals slammed home. Delusional they'll be right about now... perfect fodder 😎

Good luck faither.

However, given that it is indeed the silly time of year for results, if you get two right that should be seen as success. 

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14 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Good luck faither.

However, given that it is indeed the silly time of year for results, if you get two right that should be seen as success. 

Cheers son 👍

As long as Livingston finally get cunto the sack from Motherwell, Dad will have his pockets lined probably 😎

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1 hour ago, Ten Caat said:

I'm not entirely convinced about the Livi selection but the other 2 I totally concur. It's the last treble of the year and so I'm running with it

Fiver down

Welcome son 👍 

Livingston are for sure a bitty wildcardy... But 3/1 to beat pieces of shit like Motherwell: it's doable 

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So here it is - the one that brings in the New Year with a big fuck-off mega-mamba of an effort designed to enthral enthuse & inspire:

It's DWT189

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BURTON ALBION 🔴🟢🟢🟡🔴 wycombe wanderers 🟢🟡🔴🟡🟡 15:00 GMT 2/1
BIRMINGHAM CITY 🔴🟡🔴🟡🔴 hull city 🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 19/5
CARDIFF CITY 🟢🔴🟡🟢🔴 sheffield wednesday 🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢 17:30 GMT 9/4

45.8/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 22’s last week; over 45's this week - I mean aye... Dad's gone fucking bananas in recognition o' the start o' 2024 🙌🙌🙌. I tell yous though hombres - this cunt reeks of potential. The Cup - usually sidestepped - hath been embraced... 2 out the 3 are Cup affairs: Dad Believes 👊. Anyhow - 45's... it tells a story some dinnae want to hear. Read the Reasonings buddies: they make sense probably ✌️

DWT189 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BURTON ALBION BIRMINGHAM CITY 13.4/1
B BURTON ALBION CARDIFF CITY 8.75/1
C BIRMINGHAM CITY CARDIFF CITY 14.6/1

 

BURTON ALBION get the proceedings underway, looking for their third straight win on home soil. Looking at pish from a wider angle, you see the peeks 'n' troughs Burton have been experiencing this season... at times - silverware-type potential... at other times - relegation fodder. Solid enough the now though - a defeat last week, but away to mighty Bolton: come on now. Bearing down they are on today's opponents wycombe - a win'd see them rise above the cunts in t'table. Good chance o' it sure: wycombe have won just 1 of their last 6 (albeit their last one). No wins on the road in the last 6. Get your Cheque books out 😎 (write no more than a couple bangers on it ✌️).

BIRMINGHAM CITY then: what the fuck are they up to hoohoo - hoo mama 😂. Some feel a smidge sorry for rooney... Dad doesnae. Fuck him - he was pish. Anyhow, s'out their system now, back to the Birmingham way (whatever that is). Away in the Cup the fucking PERFECT setting for showing cunts what magic can be produced. Hosts hull have lost 3 of their last 4: used to it then 😎

CARDIFF CITY complete the setup: the Other 'Alf of our Cup Duo 👍. I'm excited for Cardiff in this one... they will bring a bumper crowd to witness it, so determination will be rampant to make sure the crazy drunken pricks arenae let down haha 🤘. On a roll on the road as well Cardiff: 2 on the fucking trot 😎. The first of them was over a certain set of useless cunts whom they happen to be playing the day by fuck - if you want proof it's possible, then there you fucking go 🙌

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So here it is - the one that draws a line under the haphazard 'n' sets a new sort of tone that reeks mainly of sense:

It's DWT190

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BIRMINGHAM CITY 🔴🟡🔴🟡🔴 swansea city 🟢🟡🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 5/4
CAMBRIDGE UNITED 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟡 fleetwood town 🔴🔴🔴🟡🟡 15:00 GMT 11/10
WREXHAM 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢 afc wimbledon 🟡🟢🔴🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 19/20

8.21/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 45’s last week; over 8's this week - there's it then: dragged right back to the baseline... Dad is back to Beeswax Mode after a spell of waheyyy 👊. Wasnae successful in the slightest - but here, at least we know now 👍. Seems fruitless knowing tbf, but to Dad at least - it's handy to know. It isnae a decision taken lightly, that being where the price is a fucking long, long way out there. Appreciation of rarity is well worth getting used to for sure... confidence is great 'n' all - but for sure, well worth knowing your reaction willnae be of a destructive sort should failure occur. Nowhere near the required prep for this week's action - hence the arrogance 😎

DWT190 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BIRMINGHAM CITY CAMBRIDGE UNITED 3.73/1
B BIRMINGHAM CITY WREXHAM 3.39/1
C CAMBRIDGE UNITED WREXHAM 3.1/1


 

BIRMINGHAM CITY back in the mixture... Dad Feels Strongly, that the new manager bounce is going to have a positive impact - just missed out last time sure... a real bastard. But this time - with Big Tone sat firmly in his area - Brum have all the ingredients required to bake a cake marked 'Victory'. Dad took yon draw with

CAMBRIDGE UNITED: havenae seen the wee bastards since, pffft... DWT77! Hoo mama - a long fucking time 'n' no mistakes. But inspiration for several... play your cards right 'n' you could well be back amongst the DWT Picks in the not too distant 😎. T'was the last time these two met here at Cambridge HQ that caught Dads Eyeballs especially: 4 fucking zip 🙌. Complete destruction - more o' that if yous please 👍

WREXHAM back again after their appearance at DWT182... lost that day to accrington - didnae see that coming 😭. 7 league games since - 'n' they have lost again since, a frustrating 3-1 away to Walsall. In general though - losses are a headscratcher - most the whiley they're wiping floors with cunts 😎. At home - 'n' if their 4-1 devastation of Barrow last week is owt to go by, this should be routine. Should be. Let's see what happens 🫶

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5 hours ago, Dad said:

So here it is - the one that draws a line under the haphazard 'n' sets a new sort of tone that reeks mainly of sense:

It's DWT190

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BIRMINGHAM CITY 🔴🟡🔴🟡🔴 swansea city 🟢🟡🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 5/4
CAMBRIDGE UNITED 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟡 fleetwood town 🔴🔴🔴🟡🟡 15:00 GMT 11/10
WREXHAM 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢 afc wimbledon 🟡🟢🔴🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 19/20

8.21/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 45’s last week; over 8's this week - there's it then: dragged right back to the baseline... Dad is back to Beeswax Mode after a spell of waheyyy 👊. Wasnae successful in the slightest - but here, at least we know now 👍. Seems fruitless knowing tbf, but to Dad at least - it's handy to know. It isnae a decision taken lightly, that being where the price is a fucking long, long way out there. Appreciation of rarity is well worth getting used to for sure... confidence is great 'n' all - but for sure, well worth knowing your reaction willnae be of a destructive sort should failure occur. Nowhere near the required prep for this week's action - hence the arrogance 😎

DWT190 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BIRMINGHAM CITY CAMBRIDGE UNITED 3.73/1
B BIRMINGHAM CITY WREXHAM 3.39/1
C CAMBRIDGE UNITED WREXHAM 3.1/1


 

BIRMINGHAM CITY back in the mixture... Dad Feels Strongly, that the new manager bounce is going to have a positive impact - just missed out last time sure... a real bastard. But this time - with Big Tone sat firmly in his area - Brum have all the ingredients required to bake a cake marked 'Victory'. Dad took yon draw with

CAMBRIDGE UNITED: havenae seen the wee bastards since, pffft... DWT77! Hoo mama - a long fucking time 'n' no mistakes. But inspiration for several... play your cards right 'n' you could well be back amongst the DWT Picks in the not too distant 😎. T'was the last time these two met here at Cambridge HQ that caught Dads Eyeballs especially: 4 fucking zip 🙌. Complete destruction - more o' that if yous please 👍

WREXHAM back again after their appearance at DWT182... lost that day to accrington - didnae see that coming 😭. 7 league games since - 'n' they have lost again since, a frustrating 3-1 away to Walsall. In general though - losses are a headscratcher - most the whiley they're wiping floors with cunts 😎. At home - 'n' if their 4-1 devastation of Barrow last week is owt to go by, this should be routine. Should be. Let's see what happens 🫶

I like the look of this week's DWT faither.

BIRMINGHAM under big Tony v Swansea, who rarely keep the sheets clean away fae hame👍.

CAMBRIDGE v any team managed by a useless fat Hun, especially at home 👍.

WREXHAM at home v anyone, especially Wombles 👍.

Good luck auld yin, get the piggy bank out to be filled up this avvy.

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6 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

I like the look of this week's DWT faither.

BIRMINGHAM under big Tony v Swansea, who rarely keep the sheets clean away fae hame👍.

CAMBRIDGE v any team managed by a useless fat Hun, especially at home 👍.

WREXHAM at home v anyone, especially Wombles 👍.

Good luck auld yin, get the piggy bank out to be filled up this avvy.

Cheers son 👍

Alas the Rooney rot still lingers... They'll come good probably 😎

 

 

On a side note, I see Falkirk have just equalised in the 95th minute - Edinburgh city were at one stage 33/1 to win 😭

 

(I naturally didnae put it on... Forgot ✌️)

 

Hoo mama 

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So here it is - the one that takes the advantage yon early in the year Double presents one 'n' looks to slip the knife further into the chest of that prick named Debt:

It's DWT191

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
HUDDERSFIELD TOWN 🟡🔴🔴🟢🔴 blackburn rovers 🔴🟡🔴🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 18/5
WIGAN ATHLETIC 🟡🟡🟢🔴🔴 reading 🟢🟡🟡🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 5/4
ALDERSHOT🟢🟡🔴🔴🟢 kidderminster harriers 🔴🔴🟡🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 2/1

30.05/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 8’s last week; over 30's this week - Dad couldnae help it ✌️. Saw the opportunity presented by the three selections 'n' couldnae say no... there's summat about this combo that hath dragged Dad away from the enforced remit of playing safe. It feels right. Fair enough - Dad's said that pish oft enough... but here: experience lays behind the claims 👊. That's got to mean summat probably 😎

DWT191 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A HUDDERSFIELD TOWN WIGAN ATHLETIC 9.35/1
B HUDDERSFIELD TOWN ALDERSHOT 12.8/1
C WIGAN ATHLETIC ALDERSHOT 5.75/1


 

HUDDERSFIELD TOWN up first. Ok. So the facts support patchiness at best - Dad Knows they struggle with the demands atm. But Daz is doing summat, which'll in the main take a whiley to properly transfer into regular victory. But here: his current output is an improvement on what has become the norm... there's a belief there, that they're capable of doing summat. Which is why I fancy them to drag rovers further into the disgusting muck they currently find themselves in. Hitting on the break is what they have; earned them a 3-0 home win o'er today's foes just a few weeks back. Great price given Dads Facts ^ 👍

WIGAN ATHLETIC up next - back doing their consistent thing after a few stingers in 'n' around Xmas - including noteworthily, today's opponent, reading. A glance at that game, you'll see a story told via the stats: Wigan on top, but alas eventually punished. That'll be ringing in their minds, that experience probably - interpretation of how they handle 'n' transfer that energy into today's affair has hopefully been handled well - as expected - by Wee Shauno. Tbf, if we're talking handling things mentally, it's worth noting the disarray reading find themselves currently in - crazy madness happening by fuck... that'll nag at you sure. Do the maths: adds up to a Wigan Win 👍

ALDERSHOT round things off... for sure, a wee left-fielder this 'un. Was the price that caught the eye: 2/1 by fuck... arenae these the cunts who lit shit up in the FA Cup after they firstly wiped the floor with Swindon, then beat Stockport in a replay, afore finally succumbing bravely to high-flying West Brom? Tis them sure - in they go. A detailed look later, Dad noticed a wee anomaly: 6-1 they got fucked in the FA Trophy; a destruction dished out by lowly Bishops Stortford, who find themselves bottom o' the National League North. Odd to say the fucking least. But Dad's Decided: the Stortford game was a blip caused by a lackadaisical attitude to the competition. Nuff said - fiver down 🤘

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So here it is - the one that manoeuvres itself perfectly into the spot that represents the limit fanciful-type pish can be allowed to push:

It's DWT192

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DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
LIVINGSTON 🔴🔴🟡🔴🔴 dundee 🔴🟡🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 9/5
AYR UNITED 🟢🟡🔴🔴🟡 queens park 🟢🟢🔴🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 21/10
PORTSMOUTH 🟢🔴🔴🟢🟡 port vale 🟡🔴🟢🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 1/1

16.36/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

Over 30’s last week; over 16's this week - less sure... but tbf, Dad's fairly certain many've'd expected a price a good way shorter that a bitty over 16's - Dad isnae denying it 🤚. But come on to fuck - look at it - a thing o' beauty 🫶. Strategically timed for maximum effect this un... would've been a fucking crime no to have homed in on it 😎. No need for seeing sure: watch what happens 🤘

DWT192 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A LIVINGSTON AYR UNITED 7.68/1
B LIVINGSTON PORTSMOUTH 4.6/1
C AYR UNITED PORTSMOUTH 5.2/1


 

LIVINGSTON return after their recent appearance back at DWT188. Humped that day they were... ah no. But at home this time - only lost once in the last 3 sure... 4 if you count the Cup 🤘. 2024 yet to see a league win but; a fact shared by the months of December, November 'n' much o' October 2023 alas. But come on to fuck - that simply cannae continue fore'er... 'n' fortunately this week, they find themselves entertaining bottling bastards dundee: 1 win in 7 during that spell. Of the 6 where victory was avoided, 4 o' them saw them concede 3 goals, the other 2 seeing 2. That's a shit-ton o' goals hombres - 'n' whilst Livingston arenae Brasil '70, they can surely to fuck slip home a goal or two against these hapless arseholes 🙌

AYR UNITED doing The Middlin' the day; big change there through the week with the announcement Scott Brown hath taken the reigns. Sat in the crowd he did, as his new set o' cunts put Arbroath to the sword: A Presence Felt 😎. A chance then to take that a wee step further - queens park hath been in recovery mode there themselves recently: Raith (Away) & Dunfermline (H) - both beaten 2-1. Before that they hadnae won in 15. Dinnae get all doubty Thomas - they're SHITE.

PORTSMOUTH complete the magic - patchy they've been Pompey, certainly by their own terrific standards. The home fudding by Leyton Orient in particular: let's chalk it up to a turning point ✌️. Won since of course - a barnstorming 0-1 over bottom pricks Fleetwood... that'll get the Confidence Juice flowing sort of 😎. Travelling to port vale sure, who themselves have claimed just 1 victory from 4, having conceded 8 during that spell. No good enough to topple Portsmouth 👍

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