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DWT207: Thelin Like Winnin' (1st June 2024)

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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️. Dad's Tired again... the sweat hath been pouring from one's brow πŸ₯΅. Graft: That's Dad's Way sure - if pish is worth doing, it's worth doing fucking right πŸ‘. Needs must tbf... the graft being performed is by default tiring pish sure - but there's been a dollop o' unfamiliarity 'n' travel distance slapped on top for good fucking measure. Such is Dad's Dependability - tis he that's turned to, when pish gets tough πŸ’ͺ (no just Dad tbf... but easily up there in the top few probably).

It's perhaps an illness Dad has: the inability to say no to hombres ✌️. Manys a time this kind o' remit gets Dad into a smidge o' stickiness: cunts taking liberties 'n' using Dad to create smoothness for themselves. Fool Dad once, shame on you etc... but Dad doesnae mind one bitty, as long as one's back is scratched in return. Payment is nice o' course - 'n' that's the setup the now πŸ’°. Come a few weeks (months possibly), the wisecracks about new premises for DWT may no be quite so off the cuff. Ok - maybes no a new gaff - but certainly potential for merch additions 'n' the like... time'll fucking tell 😎.

It's been a whiley sure - but Dad's pretty satisfied wi' shite the now πŸ‘Š. Generally speaking - there's oft been a hinderance o' some descriptive, holding Dad's Full Joy back. But there's a good chance happiness'll grow exponentially, as the strings to the bow are added to. One thing Dad has lost alas, is a follower here on Reddit 😭... the ongoing losses perhaps too much for the cunt to bear. Fair enough son - welcome back anytime 🀚.

Determination hath therefore grown a good smidge; steps back fair have Dad scrabbling for ways to grab back what hath been lost... but wi'out the reasons confirmed, it's tough to know what it'll take to yank back yon specific hombre. Maybes the nectar is suffice for some other fan - here's hopin' 🀞.

Let's see what happens 🀘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers πŸ™Œ

CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL IN MAY 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£49.37

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£525.86

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -Β£1445.04

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -Β£75.84





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that feeds off o' the intrigue surrounding the Dons New Messiah, Mr James Thelin:

IT'S DWT207 πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
MALMO 🟒🟒🟑🟒🟒 brommapojkarna πŸŸ πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘ 14:00 GMT 1/2
IF ELFSBORG πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸ”΄ ifk goteborg πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘πŸ”΄πŸ”΄ 14:00 GMT 29/20
GAIS πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ’ halmstads bk πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸ”΄ 16:30 GMT 11/10
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DWT ODDS: 6.72/1 Β  Β  Β 




DWT207 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A MALMO IF ELFSBORG 2.68/1
B MALMO GAIS 2.15/1
C IF ELFSBORG GAIS 4.15/1






MALMO


  • Best defence, best attack, fewest defeats... these cunts are 4 Real

  • 4 Wins from their last 5 games - currently ablaze

  • Hosts brommapojkarna have managed just 1 win in 7 - absolute dirt

Obvious cunts first - Malmo are making sure no to fuck about this term, after Thelin's Heroes pushed them all the fucking way last term. 6 out o' 6 wins o'er their hosts the day... doesnae exactly spell cause for fucking concern. Not 1 clean sheet in their last 7 have brommapojkarna - worrying for 'em, given the free-scoring nature o' Malmo. This be the banker πŸ‘



IF ELFSBORG


  • 8 games it's been since Elfsborg suffered defeat to goteborg... they have their number well 'n' truly

  • Final moments for Elfsborg under the command of Master Thelin - keen they'll be to see him off with a big bag o' terrific

  • Hosts goteborg have won 1 game at home in the last 8 - laughable

Important it was to include Elfsborg for obvious reasons: Dad Trusts James to motivate these cunts to a handsome victory. 3 defeats they've suffered 7 - those being to the current top 3 (Malmo, GAIS & Djurgarden): tis only the absolute best who've overcome them. are goteborg the very best? Are they fuck 😎



GAIS


  • Charged their way into the top 3 with a wondrous run o' 4 wins from 5 have GAIS

  • 9 goals scored, 2 conceded during that run - the team gel hath set

  • Hosts halmstads on the other hand have 1 win from their last 5 - the rest all defeats - pathetic

Only the most ruthless stay in touch wi' Malmo - 'n' GAIS have moulded themselves into just that. Their only defeat in the last 5, was to Malmo - away from home one might add - they've figured pish out. An away day the day o' course - but halmstads have drawn blanks last couple... confidence'll be low. Terrific 🀘





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

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MALMO 🟒🟒🟑🟒🟒brommapojkarnaΒ πŸŸ πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘

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IF ELFSBORGΒ πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸ”΄ifk goteborgΒ πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘πŸ”΄πŸ”΄

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GAISΒ πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ’halmstads bkΒ πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸ”΄16:30 GMT11/10Β 

Fucked before the 3rd game has kicked off

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DWT208: The China Hustle (8th June 2024)

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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

The reading hasnae been good obviously: Dad Hath made a cunt o' it routinely - e'en in spite o' the newly presented, 'Sure Things' (lol). Unsurety courses through Dad, as to why pish hasnae gelled the ge'er at least once... odds in the region o' 3-5 to one should surely be harvesting wonder e'ery so oft... so you'd fucking think. But yet - we havenae 😭

E'en harder it's been owing to the unfamiliarity these last three weeks - taking dips in o'er cunts pools feels strange for sure... you dinnae know the temperatures, the depths - the nuances. Dad remains confident that victories will come; eyes cast o'er those efforts since the switch in focus can all be explained away quite successfully based on several parameters. But for sure - Dad doesnae want to have to: Dad Wants to Fucking Win 🀘

So this week - Dad's gone wi' what appears to be pretty safe, given yet ano'er slice o' unknown being on the plate to pick o'er. All at home sure - nowt like the warmth o' those familiar to usher you on to delight. One o' them is no exactly the no-brainer the o'er two are - no arguments there - but based on history, setting 'n' recent form, Dad Feels this selection is a properly terrific Keystone with which to concrete into place 😎

Let's see what happens 🀘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers πŸ™Œ

CURRENT DWT TOTAL IN JUNE 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£20.00

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£545.86

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -Β£1465.04

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -Β£95.84





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that allows us here aboard the Great Ship to strap yet ano'er conquered(?) lands flag to the badly in need of repaired mast:

IT'S DWT208 πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
DALIAN YINGBO πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘ wuxi wugou πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘ 12:00 GMT 4/9
HEILONGJIANG LAVA SPRING πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘ suzhou dongwu πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘ 12:00 GMT 6/4
YUNNAN YUKUN πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸ”΄ shijizazhuang gongfu πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘ 12:30 GMT 4/7
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DWT ODDS: 4.67/1 Β  Β  Β 




DWT208 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A DALIAN YINGBO HEILONGJIANG LAVA SPRING 2.61/1
B DALIAN YINGBO YUNNAN YUKUN 1.27/1
C HEILONGJIANG LAVA SPRING YUNNAN YUKUN 2.93/1






DALIAN YINGBO


  • 4 Wins from 6 at home for Dalian - the single defeat saw them play 72 minutes wi' just 10 men

  • The joint-best defence in the league - shite if you're low-scoring fuds like wugou

  • wugou havenae managed a win in 10 - their record during that spell: 2 draws 'n' 8 defeats

3rd play 15th at home: doesnae get any simpler than that πŸ‘. 2 draws 'n' 8 defeats... that's wugou since the third week o' fucking March - a fair ol' whiley ago that by fuck βŒ›... e'en those who say out loud, 'Oh aye - wugou'll win πŸ™Œ', will be admitting they were talking pish a short whiley after. As no-brainer as it gets. Put it this way: should this no prove a winner - maybes there is summat in Dad being a Hex after all. Be interesting sure.



HEILONGJIANG LAVA SPRING


  • Some solidity in recent times for Lava Spring - 3 undefeated, scoring 7 goals... a bitty more like it from the terrific bastards

  • At home they're unbeaten in 7... a bundle o' draws tbf - but last time out saw them denied by a 94th minute equaliser to make it 4-4 - hoo mama

  • Opponents suzhou have managed a single victory in 14 outs (maybes more - SofaScore doesnae show further back... at least at a glance ✌️) - they're shit OTR tbf

A great name for a soccer outfit... but it isnae just for that reason Dad hath selected them haha - o' course no 🀚. Here: as mentioned - this one is the one most in danger o' no happening.... no odds-on pish going on here. But it's the fortunes o' late for each that hath persuaded Dad to go Lava... they are for sure more on the up than the fading suzhou. Dad may no know Chinese Soccer - but he knows this probably πŸ‘Š



YUNNAN YUKUN


  • League Toppers are Yunnan - beaten just once (away) in 12 thus far

  • Best attack (26 scored) 'n' joint-best defence (9 conceded) - a fucking machine they is

  • Solid enough are visitors Gongfu - but ropey on the road, which is far from ideal when travelling to the League's Best

The table toppers at home was always on the cards - given the lack o' options, obvious is best ✌️. No easy task here tbf - the visitors ha'e a decent spell o'er the last few weeks... but most recently - they lost. That sting'll cast just enough doubt to be capitalised on probably. Here: if any cunt'll beat 'em, it'll be Yukun 😎





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

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DWT208: The China Hustle (8th June 2024)

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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

The reading hasnae been good obviously: Dad Hath made a cunt o' it routinely - e'en in spite o' the newly presented, 'Sure Things' (lol). Unsurety courses through Dad, as to why pish hasnae gelled the ge'er at least once... odds in the region o' 3-5 to one should surely be harvesting wonder e'ery so oft... so you'd fucking think. But yet - we havenae 😭

E'en harder it's been owing to the unfamiliarity these last three weeks - taking dips in o'er cunts pools feels strange for sure... you dinnae know the temperatures, the depths - the nuances. Dad remains confident that victories will come; eyes cast o'er those efforts since the switch in focus can all be explained away quite successfully based on several parameters. But for sure - Dad doesnae want to have to: Dad Wants to Fucking Win 🀘

So this week - Dad's gone wi' what appears to be pretty safe, given yet ano'er slice o' unknown being on the plate to pick o'er. All at home sure - nowt like the warmth o' those familiar to usher you on to delight. One o' them is no exactly the no-brainer the o'er two are - no arguments there - but based on history, setting 'n' recent form, Dad Feels this selection is a properly terrific Keystone with which to concrete into place 😎

Let's see what happens 🀘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers πŸ™Œ

CURRENT DWT TOTAL IN JUNE 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£20.00

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£545.86

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -Β£1465.04

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -Β£95.84





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that allows us here aboard the Great Ship to strap yet ano'er conquered(?) lands flag to the badly in need of repaired mast:

IT'S DWT208 πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
DALIAN YINGBO πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘ wuxi wugou πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘ 12:00 GMT 4/9
HEILONGJIANG LAVA SPRING πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘ suzhou dongwu πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘ 12:00 GMT 6/4
YUNNAN YUKUN πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸ”΄ shijizazhuang gongfu πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘ 12:30 GMT 4/7
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DWT ODDS: 4.67/1 Β  Β  Β 




DWT208 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A DALIAN YINGBO HEILONGJIANG LAVA SPRING 2.61/1
B DALIAN YINGBO YUNNAN YUKUN 1.27/1
C HEILONGJIANG LAVA SPRING YUNNAN YUKUN 2.93/1






DALIAN YINGBO


  • 4 Wins from 6 at home for Dalian - the single defeat saw them play 72 minutes wi' just 10 men

  • The joint-best defence in the league - shite if you're low-scoring fuds like wugou

  • wugou havenae managed a win in 10 - their record during that spell: 2 draws 'n' 8 defeats

3rd play 15th at home: doesnae get any simpler than that πŸ‘. 2 draws 'n' 8 defeats... that's wugou since the third week o' fucking March - a fair ol' whiley ago that by fuck βŒ›... e'en those who say out loud, 'Oh aye - wugou'll win πŸ™Œ', will be admitting they were talking pish a short whiley after. As no-brainer as it gets. Put it this way: should this no prove a winner - maybes there is summat in Dad being a Hex after all. Be interesting sure.



HEILONGJIANG LAVA SPRING


  • Some solidity in recent times for Lava Spring - 3 undefeated, scoring 7 goals... a bitty more like it from the terrific bastards

  • At home they're unbeaten in 7... a bundle o' draws tbf - but last time out saw them denied by a 94th minute equaliser to make it 4-4 - hoo mama

  • Opponents suzhou have managed a single victory in 14 outs (maybes more - SofaScore doesnae show further back... at least at a glance ✌️) - they're shit OTR tbf

A great name for a soccer outfit... but it isnae just for that reason Dad hath selected them haha - o' course no 🀚. Here: as mentioned - this one is the one most in danger o' no happening.... no odds-on pish going on here. But it's the fortunes o' late for each that hath persuaded Dad to go Lava... they are for sure more on the up than the fading suzhou. Dad may no know Chinese Soccer - but he knows this probably πŸ‘Š



YUNNAN YUKUN


  • League Toppers are Yunnan - beaten just once (away) in 12 thus far

  • Best attack (26 scored) 'n' joint-best defence (9 conceded) - a fucking machine they is

  • Solid enough are visitors Gongfu - but ropey on the road, which is far from ideal when travelling to the League's Best

The table toppers at home was always on the cards - given the lack o' options, obvious is best ✌️. No easy task here tbf - the visitors ha'e a decent spell o'er the last few weeks... but most recently - they lost. That sting'll cast just enough doubt to be capitalised on probably. Here: if any cunt'll beat 'em, it'll be Yukun 😎





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

What a loser πŸ˜„

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DWT209: DWT @ The Euros: Vol I πŸ™Œ (8th June 2024)

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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

This is fucking it then: The last chance for the noughties to conjure up a fucking winning Treble... I tell yous - had Dad Known he'd be saying that afore heading off on the journey, there'd be much scoffing 'n' guffawing at the very fucking notion... o' course we'd ha'e a win notched by then haha - patronising cunt. Yet - here we fucking are 😭

Disappointment isnae owt new for DWT - or Dad for that matter. But in truth - that doesnae really help fucking much. If owt - it heightens the hurt considerably πŸ€•. Itching to tell the tale o' how pish was shite back then 'n' all the rest... yet here we are, still wondering dreamily about it. The time'll come... but the later on it gets, the more bitterness appears - mockery shouldnae be so poignant at this late hour.

No fun whatsoever being the target o' obvious abuse. Tis summat sure - an identity as much as owt else... but by fuck o' all the options! Ach πŸ˜‘. Familiarity brings it's own sense o' comfort - but like owt else, too much o' it 'n' it's for sure a case o' my kingdom for summat new.

So this is the week probably... finally a switcheroo in fortunes - the one that brings a new sense o' purpose 'n' sets us off on a course towards successfully funding that follow-up Double-DWT. Once we're there - then pish starts proper. Finally. So let's remember this day - the day it all began proper. Finally πŸ™

Let's see what happens 🀘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers πŸ™Œ

CURRENT DWT TOTAL IN JUNE 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£28.65

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£554.51

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -Β£1473.69

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -Β£104.49





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that joins the gathering o' Europe's Best 'n' hopes to ride the victors respective wave crests:

IT'S DWT209 πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
SWITZERLAND πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’ hungary 🟒🟑🟑🟒🟒 14:00 GMT 23/20
SPAIN 🟒🟒🟒🟒🟒 croatia πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ’ 17:00 GMT 10/11
ITALY πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ’ albania 🟑🟑🟒🟒🟑 20:00 GMT 4/11
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DWT ODDS: 4.6/1 Β  Β  Β 




DWT209 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A SWITZERLAND SPAIN 3.1/1
B SWITZERLAND ITALY 1.93/1
C SPAIN ITALY 1.6/1






SWITZERLAND


  • Warmed up wi' 2 Friendlies, inclusive o' a 4-1 win featuring 4 different goalscorers

  • Hold the hoodoo o'er hungary: beaten the cunts 2 out the last 2 (5-2 most recently)

  • Veterans o' these scenarios as we all know - major championship experience right up the fucking arsehole

This is a pretty obvious Keystone this week... Switzerland have a tough task disposing o' hungary - but Dad Believes they fucking will πŸ‘Š. Given the teams accompanying them in the group, a victory claimed in this un'll do the fucking world o' good - eyeballs will then stare at one more victory to slip on through free o' incident. Experience is fucking key in such arenas - 'n' the Swiss are lengthy in the fucking teeth now by fuck 🦷



SPAIN


  • From Strength-to-Strength they've gone since the Nations League Final victory o'er the days opponents croatia - 6 wins in a fucking row

  • Goals flowing like fucking wine: 22 scored in those 6 wins

  • Alternately croatia managed to lose to Turkey 'n' more importantly Wales since then - LOL

Tough to see past Spain; fucking electric they are πŸ™Œ. Defeating Croatia should put them on a solid fucking footing... so the peril is there that they may settle only for a draw or some shite - Dad isnae having that πŸ–οΈ. These cunts'll be wanting to set records etc... beating a team as recently illustrious as croatia'd be a terrific marker for such intent 🀘



ITALY


  • Proverbial Dark Horses as per are Italy - out to prove cunts wrong yet a-fucking-gain

  • Ne'er lost to close neighbours albania - 'n' certainly willnae under such important circumstances

  • Warmed up for the Big Event wi' a draw 'n' a win... rained in chances galore wi'out scoring much - today the bungee cords'll be released

No so much wi' the frills 'n' fanciness the Italians... but that's the cunts we know 'n' love sure: vivid memories o' them denying the guffs there in yon final hahaha - off the page πŸ™Œ. So it's wi' such pish in mind you cannae get o'erly worried about a lack o' goals or whate'er... when the chips are down, the cunts do the necessary 🀘. A win o'er ablania, a fucking foregone conclussion probably 😎





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

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DWT210: DWT @ The Euros: Vol II πŸ™Œ (15th June 2024)

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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

Emotions have been raw this week - a lot of joyous energy flowed, so much so, Dad is a smidge unsteady on ones feet haha... giddy πŸ₯΄πŸ™Œ. Here: t'isnae oft one gets to dust off the Victory Cape - as such, the celebrations are dialled to 11 πŸ₯³. The hooplah hath been, well, non-existent haha... no cunt wi' even a mention about it 😭. Here: Dad gets it 🀚 - the journey hasnae been littered wi' nearly enough of this kind of happening. From now on - it will be probably πŸ‘

For sure - wasnae the hugest pile of money Dad had ever seen - but for Dad at least, the symbollic nature of it was far more important. On a lighter note - 8 attempts afore it, to provide funding towards the next Double-DWT... no a one with anything like it πŸ˜”. Then one does - and with a fairly meagre return all being told - and there's us back to within 25 odd bangers of the zero line again 😎

It helps the big pile of money imagery is taking a back seat for now... this week's offering is a mere large meal from BK or whatever pish - nowt to quit the job o'er haha 🀚. Tis all that seems backable to Dads Eyes... deviation away from the Path of Obviousness seems foolish with History on the line. Back-2-Back DWT Treble Winners: That would be summat to get the nipples erect over 🀱

Let's see what happens 🀘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers πŸ™Œ

CURRENT DWT TOTAL IN JUNE 2024 STANDS AT: Β£24.33

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£501.53

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -Β£1420.71

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -Β£24.39





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that has the rare opportunity to say how determined it is to add to the Treble-Winning magnificence of the week afore:

IT'S DWT210 πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
CZECHIA πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸ”΄ georgia πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘ 14:00 GMT 7/10
PORTUGAL 🟒🟒🟒🟒🟒 turkey 🟒🟑🟒🟒🟑 17:00 GMT 8/15
BELGIUM πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸŸ’ romania 🟒🟒🟒🟒🟑 20:00 GMT 4/9
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DWT ODDS: 2.77/1 Β  Β  Β 




DWT210 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A CZECHIA PORTUGAL 1.61/1
B CZECHIA BELGIUM 1.46/1
C PORTUGAL BELGIUM 1.21/1






CZECHIA


  • Beaten only by Portugal, Europe's in-form team (one of them anyhow) in their last 8 outings (4 of them friendlies ✌️)

  • Hungry for 3 Points the Czechians'll be after losing their first game

  • Opponents georgia are probably THE Tournament shite team - a piece of piss it'll probably be

A day it is the day, where Dad hath most likely opted for the teams most'd back - the surprises are minimal, given the successful nature of last week's exact same formula. 3 Games - 3 Winners to select. The cunts with the shortest odds. Czechia'll fuck these useless cunts up. Nuff said.



PORTUGAL


  • Havenae lost a competitive game since December 2022, with an outstanding 11-win run ongoing

  • A literal fucking Goal Machine - yon 11 game winning run has seen a 9-0 6-0 and a fucking 5-0

  • May have bested Titans georgia in the opener - but turkey warmed up for this tournament with 3 losses and a draw... including a 6-1 destruction dished out by Austria LOL

No cunt better than Portugal to back - they are a bunch of fucking winners if e'er there was one πŸ™Œ. A tough task maybes to some to overcome turkey - Dad isnae one of them. One shalt be surprised if Portugal dinnae slip a good wodge of goals in this one - without reply 🀘



BELGIUM


  • Were completely dominant in their loss to Slovakia - their first loss since November 2022

  • Determination'll be at max to make sure no further points are surrendered

  • Opponent romania's lossless run of late is a smidge misleading: a glance closer sees a list of opponents as beateable as fuck for many

On fucking fire they was Belgium - so a bitty surprising it were, to see them succumb to the Slovaks. The stats told us maybes Belgium were a smidge hard done by - so Dad's happy enough therefore with the notion they'll come smashing out the fucking blocks, teeth a fucking gritted, saliva a-frothin'. Foot off the gas it'll be for Romania after their heroics opening round - s'all the invite our chocolate-making marvels'll need πŸ‘Š





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

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2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Hope it hurts that you won last week and there was complete silence πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ach t'was only a relatively small n obvious victory Bri son .. Dad appreciates the work to be done to receive plaudits ✌️

Where you been anyhow? Getting your dangleberries lasered off?

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DWT211: DWT's Turning Japanese I really Think So πŸ™Œ (29th June 2024)

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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

There's it in stone then... Dad's pussied out of involving Euro '24 this week haha ✌️. Ach here... time is of the essence; one cannae be fudding about hoping for the best, when arseholes are throwing themselves wholeheartedly into pish with as much effort as possible... too many draws or victories in the jaws of death can occur under such scrutiny 😭

Fuck that shit ^ - what we're looking for these days, is cunts whom just do the pish they're meant to do afore heading home and having a wonderful night 😊. And whilst the price may be higher than the previous several have reached, but Dad's pretty fucking confident indeed about the prospects of the selections made 😎

One gathers by now, that the few eyes that are on this pish with regularity, are less so even more the now... for sure, pish suffers when the random shite trundles out. Ach well sure... may as well make some cash money in the fucking meantime - come action-proper, DWT'll be surfing the waves like a seasoned fucking pro πŸ„β€β™‚οΈ

Let's see what happens 🀘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers πŸ™Œ

CURRENT DWT TOTAL IN JUNE 2024 STANDS AT: Β£15.40

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£501.53

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -Β£1429.64

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -Β£33.32





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that pays a visit to our hombres out in the Far East; mind them, the ones who returned ZERO on DWT's investment 😭:

IT'S DWT211 πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
YOKOHAMA FC 🟒🟒🟒🟒🟒 iwaki πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘ 10:00 GMT 1/1
FUJIEDA πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘ kusatsu g πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘ 11:00 GMT 5/4
V-VAREN NAGASAKI 🟒🟒🟑🟒🟒 tokushima πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘ 11:00 GMT 21/20
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DWT ODDS: 8.23/1 Β  Β  Β 




DWT211 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A YOKOHAMA FC FUJIEDA 7/2
B YOKOHAMA FC V-VAREN NAGASAKI 3.1/1
C FUJIEDA V-VAREN NAGASAKI 3.61/1






YOKOHAMA FC


  • 6 wins from their last 6 - these cunts are on fucking fire

  • 6 wins from 9 on the road - a ferocious pace required and being fucking delivered

  • Hosts iwaki have failed to win on their own patch in 4

Dad's messed about with Japanese Soccer afore as we all know - didnae do so well as the intro points outΒ .Β But for sure - Dad was hunting for the more unexpected-type pish back then... this time - we back top cunts 😎. None more so than Yokohama - at least on current form (2nd in the league isnae shabby either sure πŸ‘). So it's based on that we opt for them - away from home as all this weeks picks are... they'll be fine: the hosts are fucking shit πŸ’©



FUJIEDA


  • Cunts pointing at their run of three defeats in a row: aye ok, but to the fucking runaway top 3... they're fine

  • Before said 'devastation' (),Β these heroes in waiting were clocking 8 wins from their previous 10

  • Hosts kusatsu dinnae win - neither do they draw much... 8 losses from their last 10 at home

Ok so this one's a smidge more steeped in eyebrow-furrows... admittedly, the option hath been taken as much owing to the complete shiteness of Kusatsu ✌️. But - and this is a major but - Fujieda ARE good... on paper sure, they're apparently having a tough time - but as pointed out amongst the Bullet Points: The 3 Defeats suffered over the last 3 league outings, have been to the current and runaway top 3 in the league. Afore that - they'd lost 1 in 7, compete with a 4-game win streak. A trip to cunts who havenae won in 14 league games, is just the dab for dusting oneself off πŸ‘



V-VAREN NAGASAKI


  • Last lost a game on the 2nd of March - 19 games with 13 victories... Rampant

  • 7 wins and 4 draws on the road - surprising if these cunts let you down, such is their clinicism

  • Hosts tokushima have won 3 of their last 15 home matches... diabolical

And here's the Cherry atop the fucking Victory Pie: The Current All-Conquering League Leaders πŸ™Œ. S'all been confidence-boosting up to now by fuck... chuck this log on the fire and you'll be warm for the fucking foreseeable πŸ”₯. A trip to play cunts who've a -10 GD and 10 league defeats already on the board'll no have them changing their underpants, that's for fucking sure 🩲





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

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DWT212: Big in Japan 🎌 (6th July 2024)

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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

So there's it then: 3 fucking DWT's now with at least a Double (with the obvious shining light upon the Treble-winner)in a row πŸ™Œ. The Spread Sheet is starting to look a good bitty greener, what with all the cunts winning matches haha - off the page 😎. A somewhat modest amount made over those 3 - but for Dad, enough to get a wee bitty excited about... a wee bitty optimistic over πŸ‘

Dinnae turn your back on those who provide: tis a lesson learnt well and early by Dad... those who give Dad above what's normal, are thought of in hard regard. As such, Dad's rested his head in a Japanese Air B&B, so as to stick around and have another bash at successfully profiting from DWT Action.

Needless to say - Dad's Optimistic 😎. Been gliding about this week - put out a few fires... the sort of week where one starts to believe in the good of things... almost expects pish to land at one's feet. No to be arrogant - but it'd be with a wee hint of a knowing acknowledgement should a Treble be achieved: s'been that kind of time ✌️

Let's see what happens 🀘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers πŸ™Œ

CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL FOR JUNE 2024 STANDS AT: Β£17.90

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£507.96

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -Β£1427.14

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -Β£30.82





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that continues the turn to Japanese with bowlfuls of sushi and kimonos aplenty to celebrate:

IT'S DWT212 πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
KASHIMA πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’ sapporo πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄ 10:00 GMT 2/5
MACHIDA Z πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸ”΄ nagoya πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸ”΄ 10:00 GMT 10/11
GAMBA OSAKA πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’ yokohama fm πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸŸ’πŸŸ’ 11:00 GMT 6/4
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DWT ODDS: 5.68/1 Β  Β  Β 




DWT212 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A KASHIMA MACHIDA Z 1.67/1
B KASHIMA GAMBA OSAKA 5/2
C MACHIDA Z GAMBA OSAKA 3.77/1






KASHIMA


  • Kashima's record over the last 9 against todays foes sapporo reads Won 6 drawn 3

  • Just 1 defeat in 12, albeit their last outing... generally they fuck cunts up for fun

  • Opponents sapporo have a record of Won 1 Lost 9 over the last 10 - diabolically shite

A wee barren spell for our lads tis been recently... victory no tasted in 4 games - hoo mama. 3 of them draws tbf - no like they've fallen to fucking bits or owt ✌️. A nice simple task to get the fluids flowing again: At home to the bottom cunts βœ”οΈ. Just the dab sure - and one that they'll no fuck up, Dad's entirely confident of that. 7 defeats in a fucking row is sapporo currently - the fear is fuck all 😎



MACHIDA Z


  • Just 1 defeat in 11 for the runaway leaders

  • Promoted last season from the J2 League, which they won at a canter - that golden form hath carried over terrifically

  • Opponents nagoya havenae won in 6, having been defeated 4 times during that disgusting spell

Much the same with Table Toppers Machida... a revelation they've been since coming up from the J2 League: 6 points ahead after 21 outings tells you all you need to know. But a couple blanks there in the last few; pish no quite as oily smooth as per. But given they won their last game 1-3 away to third placed Gamba Osaka (fellow DWT212'ers πŸ™Œ), Dad Reckons the rot hath been halted πŸ‘



GAMBA OSAKA


  • Beaten just once in 10 games - that being to current league leaders Machida Z, whilst being reduced to 10 men from the 33rd minute

  • The only defeats suffered at home have been the aforementioned to Machida Z ()Β and to second placed Kashima

  • Opponents yokohama have managed just 1 win away from home in their last 7 - that being over rock bottom sapporo

Defeated last time out as mentioned above... but that's their only defeat in 10 (as mentioned above) - pant stains remain elusive as such 🩲. The odds suggest there's many who still believe in yokohama fm... to gain 6/4 at home is pretty exciting stuff truth be told πŸ˜ƒ. Maybes there is a risk... lit shit up last season yokohama - but fuck em. New cunts are in town with a fucking point to prove 🀘





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

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DWT213: The Return Home: The Journey to Hampden 🏟️ (13th July 2024)

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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

What a week by fuck... no only the DWT claiming it's second successful Treble in 4 attempts, but also some incredibly strange shite in the world at large... crossbows, bodies in suitcases - the planets are aligned funny or summat maybes... who knows.

A rare occasion highlighted further still by Dad no knowing - and Dad Knows sure. Dad was caught up in the Whirlwind that passed through and nailed the landing πŸ™Œ - seems apt given the previous serious lack of positives afore this huge one.

So that's the new aim - proving that the quick win after the first win in ages isnae just a flash in the pan caused by weird energies. It's more because Dad Knows: Dad brings together winners and joins the party self-funded 😎

Let's see what happens 🀘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers πŸ™Œ

CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR JULY 2024 STANDS AT: Β£65.80

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -Β£442.16

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -Β£1361.34

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: Β£68.39





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that surrounds itself with familiarity to maximise intrigue:

IT'S DWT213 πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
DUMBARTON πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸ”΄ east kilbride πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ’ 15:00 GMT 10/11
DUNDEE UNITED 🟒🟑🟒🟒🟒 falkirk 🟑🟑🟑🟒🟒 15:00 GMT 10/11
STENHOUSEMUIR πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘ buckie thistle πŸŸ’πŸ”΄πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘πŸŸ‘ 15:00 GMT 2/5
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DWT ODDS: 4.1/1 Β  Β  Β 




DWT213 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A DUMBARTON DUNDEE UNITED 2.64/1
B DUMBARTON STENHOUSEMUIR 1.67/1
C DUNDEE UNITED STENHOUSEMUIR 1.67/1






DUMBARTON


  • Always been good starters Dumbarton: a nice piss-easy Cup squash over lower league dross, just the fucking dab

  • Promotion still fresh in the mind - our lads'll want to burst out the home Dressing Room like a fucking steam-train... early goal incoming probably

  • Many'll fancy the chances of the Lowland LEague Winners - all it's done is given Dad a better price: they're getting ridden

Up a league finally are Dumbarton... should've been last season in all honesty, but by fucking did the whimper to the finish line 😭. Make sure this time they'll've thought... but no so fast: here's rampant Stenhousemuir on the fucking scene 🀚. Snuck up via the play-offs nonetheless - a proper determiner of hardiness if you ask Dad. A fresh page, at home shite opposition: they'll be partying till the wee hours πŸ₯³



DUNDEE UNITED


  • Premiership new cunts of course: United'll be v keen indeed to come out swinging

  • Won a couple friendlies on the run up - which of course added to the season-ending run of 7 unbeaten

  • We'll argue they didnae really give a shite about the Challenge Cup... but sure'd be nice to avenge the defeat suffered in November of last year; put the past firmly where it belongs

A few maybe'll be a bitty upset with Dad choosing these cunts - but here, the day was tough to nail down price-wise... lots of pretty obvious winners and no real return on fucking any of them. As such, hands are forced, decisions are made. Fortunately Dad doesnae give much a fuck about that (except the huns), so in they've been slipped, tough task of beating falkirk on their own patch on the agenda. The thrill of Premiership status'll gee them on the victory here: falkirk may score 1 - it'll no be enough 🀚



STENHOUSEMUIR


  • Brand spanking new League 1 pricks now of course - a home crowd to wow as they embark on an historic season

  • At home of course, where they've lost just the once in 14

  • Steam's perhaps running out a smidge for buckie - still commanding respect at the price tbf... but no the day yous wee bastards - apologies

Slowed to basic crawl there at the end of season last; such was the enormity of their lead out in front, they could afford to rest on the laurels and piss about pretty much πŸ‘. Here: no very professional - whatever... : These Cunts arenae Pros ✌️. They grab opportunity and fair play to them. The day is only about beating non-league opposition - no bother to promoted cunts 😎





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

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