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DWT219: No Excuses Were Made - Now We Hunt Down 2-in-a-Row ✌️ (24th August 2024)

 
 

Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

Here we fucking again then... the 7th time in DWT History: The Chance for 2IAR 🙌🙌🤮😭. Here - Lucky Number fucking 7 sure - that's got to mean summat 👍. The bollocks associated with meaning and timing and 'meant-to-be'-type shite is playing a part here, deciding just when to properly introduce itself to the mixture. Dad isnae fucking about but: Pish is SAFE 🙌🙌

Excited then obviously... this time it feels like it MUST happen: Dad went hardcore on his belief last time; no fucking different this time 😎. Tis the difference intro'ed by our good buddy Knowledge... For sure - work to do - but in essence, a belief that there's a firm grasp now had on the premise and probable happenings. Wouldnae ever say 'stick the mortgage on it'... of fucking course not - but well worth a fiver of your hard earned funds; let Dad turn that into a figure 5 times the original sum 💷

Feels good all this sure... much to happen in terms of actual confirmed solidity and platform - but all in all, the work feels more justified than ever 👷. Will DWT ever actually be summat worth more than it costs? For Dad - very much so. The better question is when. If we're stumbling along with Trebles only - a fucking good whiley. Enter the Double-DWT: One fell swoop - debt-free 🙌. No long now probably 👊✌️

Let's see what happens 🤘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌

CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR AUGUST 2024 STANDS AT: £41.44

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£444.24

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1363.42

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £90.35





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that looks enthusiastically at the prospect of no only 2IAR but also the entering into of Treble Fucking Figures in the March Towards 'Double-DWT 2':

IT'S DWT219 🙌🙌

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BLACKBURN 🟡🟢🟢🟡🔴 oxford 🔴🟢🟢🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 8/11
WATFORD 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟡 derby 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 4/7
BARNSLEY 🟢🔴🟢🔴🟡 northampton 🟢🔴🟡🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 10/11
       
       
DWT ODDS: 4.18/1      




DWT219 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BLACKBURN WATFORD 2.3/1
B BLACKBURN BARNSLEY 1.71/1
C WATFORD BARNSLEY 2/1






BLACKBURN


  • 12 Goals in the Season's opening 3 Fixtures - these cunts are determined to prove there's life after Szmodics

  • Found themselves the perfect cunt for their predicament have Blackburn - John Eustace makes miracles happen with fuck all

  • League One pish are oxford, let's no forget that sure - defeat number 1 and counting recorded last time out - bubbles fucking burst already

After JDT fucked off there a whiley ago, Dad feared the worst for Blackburn. Apparently in some distress given the ending of things with Tomasson - it struck Dad tough for the cunts to attract anyone worth a fuck when they had fuck all. Step forth Master Eustace: Conqueror of shite with pish 🙌. Never fails to raise a chuckle when thinking of Birmingham's plight after treating him like fucking shit... man alive that be some Karma - hoo mama 😲



WATFORD


  • 3 wins from 3 this season thus far: Cleverley by fucking name etc

  • Starting thing's with an away-derby win over fucking Millwall - balls of fucking steel

  • Opponents derby have a win on the board - fair enough - but for any cunt who saw that game, willnae exactly be racing to defend the fortunes of the cunts... they got fucking outclassed and pinched it

Went a bitty rambly there on Bullet Point 3 - but it's true enough... they fucking ROBBED Boro - hoo mama 😭. But here - let's talk Watford: Racing out the fucking blocks they've come 🙌. Much the same as Blackburn sure - goals fucking flying home 😎. A young cunts game football apparently - cunts barely scraping 30 now managing teams, and managing them fucking well 👍. Transformative stuff achieved thus far with Cleverley... cannae see the magic being halted at home to these useless fuckwits ✌️



BARNSLEY


  • Back-2-Back wins for our Heroes - first Home win of the season the reward for conquering these time-wasters

  • An away win over Lincoln indicating a real sense of intent sure - these cunts arenae relying on Play-Off bollocks this term

  • Slow out the blocks as ever northampton... back to flirting with relegation for the useless bastards

A team that really merit Championship action based on stature alone... that's Dad's Take anyhow. Fucked it up last season sure... too much pissing about and fucked themselves - still went out the Play-Offs despite beating Bolton away. Pricks. Ach well - water beneath the bridge now - back to getting on with shite. Nowt but fodder in front of them the day - a good chance to show off and score a few 🤘





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

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17 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Good luck auld yin.

After last week you might not need it🤞.

As for auld BaaBaa I do have a goals bet on but appear to be more successful when I keep it to myself... 😆.

Anyhoo Mon the DWT. 

Cheers son 👍 

A wee bitty wind behind the sails now sure; words like 'useless' and 'cunt', replaced with 'wow' and 'oooo' 🙌

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DWT220: The Frustrations Worked Through - Mind Keenly Now on Rekindling 🙌 (31st August 2024)

 

Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

It's a funny old thing is time - it wanders on by regardless, as you sit there wondering long and hard about what might have fucking been. So close we were hombres... so fucking close. Dealing with my anger towards Barnsley is summat that'll take time and understanding: thus far - it isnae doing so well. I fucking hate them for what they did to DWT - absolute arseholes 😭

Ach they're fine - Dad's only messing (sort of) ✌️. If owt - it hath yelled impressively just how far pish hath progressed... Dad was right on the cusp of achieving summat for the first time, with the overriding feeling being that it was a robbery of sorts. That kind of thing suggesteth eventual success if you ask Dad - and yous'd better believe it's done more than most to properly propel Dad into the sorts of beliefs that cunts are forced to take serious.

It's always on the mind - maybes not to a level where Dad's popping ProPlus to stay awake as long as possible, tinkering with the formulae - but certainly to a degree where Dad'll think gleefully at the prospect DWT might make it into the mainstream for a short visit... here - maybes even a fucking long one 🤷. No going to lie sure - Dad'd love a wee bit of standing behind a lectern, telling cunts how pish is 🧑‍🏫

So with that in mind - let's fuck last week into the forgotten about pile, properly delve deeply into the next chance of joy. And I fucking tell yous folks: Dad's doing it in fucking style this week - hoo mama 🙌. Highest return since DWT211... Dad's putting his new found wisdom to the test 🎓

Let's see what happens 🤘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌

CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR AUGUST 2024 STANDS AT: £34.46

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£451.22

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1370.40

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £83.37





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that gets a wee bitty rowdy maybes - certainly in comparison to the general tone of things since shite got serious:

IT'S DWT220 🙌🙌

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
DUNDEE 🟡🟢🟡🟡🔴 st mirren 🔴🔴🟢🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 21/20
BRENTFORD 🔴🟢🔴🟢🟡 southampton 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 8/11
MILLWALL 🟡🔴🔴🟢🟢 sheffield wednesday 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 11/8
       
       
DWT ODDS: 7.41/1      




DWT220 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A DUNDEE BRENTFORD 2.54/1
B DUNDEE MILLWALL 3.87/1
C BRENTFORD MILLWALL 3.1/1






DUNDEE


  • STILL unbeaten thus far in all fucking competitions are Dundee - Hoo mama

  • Score draws away in the league maybes, but at home: multi-goal wins to nil apparently on the menu

  • st mirren making a right cunt of combining actual competitive European action with domesticity - mind that happened to Dundee Utd who then got relegated hahahha arseholes

Dundee are a fucking shining star thus far by fuck: undefeated, scoring like bastards - and fucking jambos up good and proper hahaha - off the page. T'was here at Dens that hearts got ridden 3-0 sure; the magic of the crowd behind you etc. Cannae see useless pricks like st mirren grabbing even a goal in this one. Be embarrassing for them sure - terrific 👍



BRENTFORD


  • Terrifically strong at home are Brentford - just the usuals have conquered them (Man C, Liverpool etc)

  • Life after Toney - as if they need to prove that... the cunt was out for months after the gambling pish; they're fine �

  • If it's peril around the Brentford box you're fearing - dinnae... southampton are as potent as a glass of fucking water

Dad'll freely admit: this is more that soton are fucking disastrously pish than Brentford are wonderfully good - but hey: tis what tis 🤷. Selling Che Adams seems stranger by the day, given the absolute zero threat Southampton have offered thus far... sure - a few goals banged home in the Carabao Cup: Whoop-de-fucking-do. They are PISH.



MILLWALL


  • An away point and clean sheet after 2 heart-breakers; Harris has drilled the basics back into them for some much needed stabilisation

  • The odd-goal in 5 in a derby match, and the odd goal in 7 away to Bristol City - aye that means 11/8 - Dad'll take your money, fuckos

  • 6 conceded and none scored in the last 2 for wednesday; turns out it's true pug-faced arsehole Wayne Rooney IS a useless bastard

Scored 5, but lost 2... the other a 0-0 - tells you the kind of intensity Millwall bring... cunts like this dinnae lose forever - especially to complete SHITE - at home - NO 🚫. Whimpered out the cup - again, who fucking gives a shite - Millwall rested the fuck out of cunts ✌️. As such - freshness aplenty to 'ward off' wednesday (LOL)... routine as FUCK ⏲️





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

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I like it a lot. Dundee/St M could be anything tbh but it boosts the odds and I have to favour Dundee (just) because of the home advantage. Of course they'll more than likely be McCowanless in a matter of an hour or so but have heard they're looking at bringing in Scott Fraser as a replacement.

Fiver down

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DWT221: Scales Have Tipped Ever so Slightly Against DWT Last Couple - Back She Swings ⚖️ (7th September 2024)

 
 

Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

Got our 2IAR then... just the contents being a Double & a 2-2 Draw 😑. Here - that's Dad had enough of that by fuck: this week, the wheels'll be turning at full tilt again, mark Dad's fucking words 🤘. Usual stuff of course - play SENSIBLY - dinnae take Dad's Word as gospel... learn to appreciate your pocket being filled with a bitty under a hundred bangers (maybes quite a bitty under tbf 🤚), rather than paying for flights etc... that's where the fine margins really smash you right in the fucking cunt ✌️

So Play Safe: of course 😎. But maybes consider the Doubles as well sure... let yourself believe the strength of how these selections seem and accept that a minimum of a fiver or so loss comes with the playing of the Doubles & Treble combo. If owt, s'more likely the Treble WILL land, then you've got a Tasty Treble plus 3 Handsome Doubles-worth of Prize 🤑

Ach here: Just take it fucking easy ✌️. IF you lost 20 smackers, how distraught would you be? In Tears? NO. Slightly miffed? Fiver Treble. Wouldnae notice? Trixie 👊. Dad's Lucky in a sense... the recent successes means there's a nicely filled float of bangers, that seems to remain somewhat sustained, free of any input from Dad 🙌. Cost Dad a sum to 'purchase' said premise haha - but ach, we're here now 👍. Maybes yous cunts actually have the luxury of clambering aboard just as shit's beginning to fucking click 🚀

Let's see what happens 🤘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌

CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL FOR AUGUST 2024 STANDS AT: £34.97

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£450.71

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1369.89

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £83.88





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that scoffs at the notion lesser selections means lesser chances and strides confidently up to the pedestal to address the masses:

IT'S DWT221 🙌🙌

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BRADFORD 🔴🟢🟡🟢🟢 carlisle 🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 7/10
MK DONS 🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴 walsall 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 23/20
NOTTS COUNTY 🟢🟢🟡🟡🔴 accrington 🟡🔴🟡🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 7/10
       
       
DWT ODDS: 5.21/1      




DWT221 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BRADFORD MK DONS 2.66/1
B BRADFORD NOTTS COUNTY 1.89/1
C MK DONS NOTTS COUNTY 2.66/1






BRADFORD


  • Unbeaten in 5 with 4 wins at home are Bradford - difficult to see gobshites like carlisle solving the conundrum

  • Been given the budget to chase the title has GA: to Dad's Eyes - the cunts are positioned to be up automatically

  • Beaten already 3 times in the first 4 have carlisle; havenae managed to put more than 1 home in any game yet either... real spine-tingling stuff

The bookies told us Bradford were one of the one's to look out for - no wonder sure... big club (sort of), lots of fans, solid squad, money to splash(ish) - if any cunt is set up to go for promotion, it's Bradford 👍A strange aversion to beating Grimsby aside, they've been pretty fucking solid thus far: Goals flying in, wins most the time - they're proving cunts right 😎. The rot continues after relegation for carlisle - already 3 defeats in the first 4 league matches. Laughable.



MK DONS


  • Dad Sees the league position of walsall - fear not. What Dad also Sees, is a 5-0 for MK Dons scoreline in this fixture last time out

  • Seems a game primed for fortune-reversal this one sure... exact opposite records, a short time after it being MK Dons the cunts to watch out for

  • Wins they have walsall - but for reals: against muck. Dinnae pay too much heed to the gloss

Ok, so no the best start by MK - defeats littering they're record like confetti alas... but Dad Watched the highlights of their most recent humbling and for sure - robbery afoot. A strange atmos there may be at the Stadium MK, but Dad Feels the advantages it brings'll prove suffice to overcome walsall, who to be fair, are doing decent. First 'proper' clash for them this time but: they'll go behind then shite it. Dad's Calling It 👊



NOTTS COUNTY


  • 6 goals pinged home in their last 2 home matches - Crowley & Jones are off to the races already by fuck

  • A come from behind win there last time out proves the mettle of these terrific cunts: routine pish it'll be against muck like accrington

  • Winless in their first 4 conceding 11 goals are accrington... tough to see how all those problems have been solved in time for facing top cunts like our lot

Saw a full match involving County a few weeks back... dismantled grimsby they did - goals and chances raining down on the hapless fuckwits at will. Some real standout individuals in their team as well - strikes Dad as the types to make home an ironclad fortress. On the other hand, accrington are essentially asking to be relegated based on recent output... defence akin to a fucking sieve. A banker this un sure 👍





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

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13 hours ago, Dad said:

DWT221: Scales Have Tipped Ever so Slightly Against DWT Last Couple - Back She Swings ⚖️ (7th September 2024)

 
 

Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff





Welcome back hombres ✌️

Got our 2IAR then... just the contents being a Double & a 2-2 Draw 😑. Here - that's Dad had enough of that by fuck: this week, the wheels'll be turning at full tilt again, mark Dad's fucking words 🤘. Usual stuff of course - play SENSIBLY - dinnae take Dad's Word as gospel... learn to appreciate your pocket being filled with a bitty under a hundred bangers (maybes quite a bitty under tbf 🤚), rather than paying for flights etc... that's where the fine margins really smash you right in the fucking cunt ✌️

So Play Safe: of course 😎. But maybes consider the Doubles as well sure... let yourself believe the strength of how these selections seem and accept that a minimum of a fiver or so loss comes with the playing of the Doubles & Treble combo. If owt, s'more likely the Treble WILL land, then you've got a Tasty Treble plus 3 Handsome Doubles-worth of Prize 🤑

Ach here: Just take it fucking easy ✌️. IF you lost 20 smackers, how distraught would you be? In Tears? NO. Slightly miffed? Fiver Treble. Wouldnae notice? Trixie 👊. Dad's Lucky in a sense... the recent successes means there's a nicely filled float of bangers, that seems to remain somewhat sustained, free of any input from Dad 🙌. Cost Dad a sum to 'purchase' said premise haha - but ach, we're here now 👍. Maybes yous cunts actually have the luxury of clambering aboard just as shit's beginning to fucking click 🚀

Let's see what happens 🤘





DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment.





Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌

CONFIRMED DWT TOTAL FOR AUGUST 2024 STANDS AT: £34.97

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£450.71

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1369.89

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £83.88





So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that scoffs at the notion lesser selections means lesser chances and strides confidently up to the pedestal to address the masses:

IT'S DWT221 🙌🙌

DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds
BRADFORD 🔴🟢🟡🟢🟢 carlisle 🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 7/10
MK DONS 🔴🟢🔴🔴🔴 walsall 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 23/20
NOTTS COUNTY 🟢🟢🟡🟡🔴 accrington 🟡🔴🟡🔴🟢 15:00 GMT 7/10
       
       
DWT ODDS: 5.21/1      




DWT221 - The Doubles

DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds
A BRADFORD MK DONS 2.66/1
B BRADFORD NOTTS COUNTY 1.89/1
C MK DONS NOTTS COUNTY 2.66/1






BRADFORD


  • Unbeaten in 5 with 4 wins at home are Bradford - difficult to see gobshites like carlisle solving the conundrum

  • Been given the budget to chase the title has GA: to Dad's Eyes - the cunts are positioned to be up automatically

  • Beaten already 3 times in the first 4 have carlisle; havenae managed to put more than 1 home in any game yet either... real spine-tingling stuff

The bookies told us Bradford were one of the one's to look out for - no wonder sure... big club (sort of), lots of fans, solid squad, money to splash(ish) - if any cunt is set up to go for promotion, it's Bradford 👍A strange aversion to beating Grimsby aside, they've been pretty fucking solid thus far: Goals flying in, wins most the time - they're proving cunts right 😎. The rot continues after relegation for carlisle - already 3 defeats in the first 4 league matches. Laughable.



MK DONS


  • Dad Sees the league position of walsall - fear not. What Dad also Sees, is a 5-0 for MK Dons scoreline in this fixture last time out

  • Seems a game primed for fortune-reversal this one sure... exact opposite records, a short time after it being MK Dons the cunts to watch out for

  • Wins they have walsall - but for reals: against muck. Dinnae pay too much heed to the gloss

Ok, so no the best start by MK - defeats littering they're record like confetti alas... but Dad Watched the highlights of their most recent humbling and for sure - robbery afoot. A strange atmos there may be at the Stadium MK, but Dad Feels the advantages it brings'll prove suffice to overcome walsall, who to be fair, are doing decent. First 'proper' clash for them this time but: they'll go behind then shite it. Dad's Calling It 👊



NOTTS COUNTY


  • 6 goals pinged home in their last 2 home matches - Crowley & Jones are off to the races already by fuck

  • A come from behind win there last time out proves the mettle of these terrific cunts: routine pish it'll be against muck like accrington

  • Winless in their first 4 conceding 11 goals are accrington... tough to see how all those problems have been solved in time for facing top cunts like our lot

Saw a full match involving County a few weeks back... dismantled grimsby they did - goals and chances raining down on the hapless fuckwits at will. Some real standout individuals in their team as well - strikes Dad as the types to make home an ironclad fortress. On the other hand, accrington are essentially asking to be relegated based on recent output... defence akin to a fucking sieve. A banker this un sure 👍





"Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost."

Dad - July 4th, 2020.

A winner in the making auld yin, no doubt. 

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1 hour ago, Parklife said:

CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1369.89
 

is that made up? 😂

Haha

No son... Genuine spreadsheet backed horror 😱

 

That's the Big Payback starting now but; I don't know karate, but I know cah-razy (yes I fucking do 🙌)

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