BaaBaaRedSheep Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 1 hour ago, Dad said: DWT231: Dismissing the panic and Reassuring Hombres with Wondrous Selecting - that's what we're up to this week 👍 (19th November 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A bit of gusto - that's the kind of pish we need flowing through this place the now, so Dad'll provide 😎. How quick shit turns; Dad's glanced for various lengths of time, at the pattern forming over these past several - and consistently fruitful overall one might add 🤚 - weeks. S'right there in B&W: things havenae been absolutely top-drawer really - and yet here we stand with a tidy sum in the hip pocket 🤷♂️ DWT is at last turning into summat properly representative of the Mantra uttered weekly down yonder 👇. S'taken much, much too long... all sensible cunts'll see the backbone of why - the speculative nature of pish to begin with afore blossoming into summat looking to take things to a new serious level. With that in mind, it's worth letting yourself give into to believing as one always had tbf... but actually having to say to oneself, 'Here - dinnae get carried away big guy ✌️'. That right there, is a terrific sign of how much prosperity has grown in such a short space of time; sure - we arenae commissioning art projects in order to flaunt one's wealth just yet - but we do at least have the option of being a smidge more relaxed about getting comfy with doing well 👍 Nowt over a hundred yet taken in a month - Dad Sees it, no denying the unspectacular nature of it. But by fuck the building block it provides, is properly summat to get a bitty giddy over, especially considering the hardships gone by. Dad Want's regualr shot's at IAR's... no just 2 or 3 - but 4, or even 5 😱 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR NOVEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£25.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£370.09 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1289.27 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £79.93 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that unashamedly basks in its role, that being to do what needs done and win simple for average return in order to highlight a path to much, much better: IT'S DWT231 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds PETERHEAD 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟡 edinburgh city 🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 1/2 BARNSLEY 🟢🟢🟡🟢🔴 cambridge 🔴🟢🟢🟢🔴 15:00 GMT 17/20 CHESTERFIELD 🔴🟢🟡🟢🟡 harrogate 🔴🔴🔴🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 7/10 DWT ODDS: 3.72/1 DWT231 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A PETERHEAD BARNSLEY 1.78/1 B PETERHEAD CHESTERFIELD 1.55/1 C BARNSLEY CHESTERFIELD 2.15/1 PETERHEAD Back-2-Back wins after pumping home 6 in the Cup - The 'Head are fucking back Just 3 (or so) short months ago these two met: 0-4 to Peterhead. Dad rests His fucking case Back-2-Back Wins for edinburgh as well mind - that being over the two cunts in second bottom and fucking bottom; whoop-de-fucking-do Oft Dad's Seen It: a team flies out the fucking box, then at some stage, they kind of become oddly shit here & there... Peterhead have had a spell sure - made you realise that maybes they werenae invincible. Dad Knew they werenae of course... just the collapse out of nowhere catches a cunt off-guard. Anyhow anyhow - all water under the bridge: goals raining in over their last 3 outings - expecting another barrage the day 👍 BARNSLEY 2-0 in each of their last 2 games - Barnsley have mastered the art of game MGMT 5 Wins on the road from 7 games have Barnsley - a ratio that suggests an easy time against today's fuds At their best they win 1-0... at their worst, they lose 6-1. That happened just a wee minute ago haha - arseholes 3 Wins and a Draw from their last 4 meaning they sit pretty fucking terrifically considering they've a couple games against bottom half pish 😎. That vacation begins the day sure; useless bastards personified cambridge host our heroes, having just shipped 6 to Peterborough there last time out. Doesnae bode well against cunts who've scored in their last 6 outings ⚽ CHESTERFIELD Just 1 defeat from their last 11 - penetration isnae summat that bothers them much A +10 GD; the joint-second most potent team in the division 3 defeats in their last 3 have harrogate - including to fellow pish morecambe last time out. At home. Lol A few cunts shitting themselves after last week... a 0-3 cunting'll do that sure. But ach - the odds pre-kick off've told most: a freak occurrence. Near 80% possession for Chesterfield - Man City-level dominance. But a mistake here n there... shit happens. Generally, they've been unshakeable. And here on the road - Dad Sees It... but maybes that's what they need - a wee trip away from it all, relax a bitty 💆 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. As always looks good on paper faither. 🤞for a routine profit min. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 15 Author Share Posted November 15 23 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: As always looks good on paper faither. 🤞for a routine profit min. Dad's certainly excited for it son 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 22 Author Share Posted November 22 DWT232: Enough is enough - today is the fucking day... honest 🤚 (23rd November 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A spell of absolute shite to arrest - Dad is obviously well aware 🤚. As such - extra special care & attention has been taken to identify the absolute best possible combination of obvious winners coupled with wondrous value. Ok sure - how oft has one believed such musings afore everything turns to bollocks? A good bitty too many, that's for fucking sure 🤮. A glance back over the preceding 8 outings... a Winner amongst them sure: but 5 (count them) FIVE fucking Whitewashes 😭 - that is, without any doubt - a fucking shambles. Pretty upsetting for sure - especially after intrigue was piqued over yon spell of magnificence... difficult to pinpoint just why such catastrophic collapse has occurred. Some may yell pish about shit selections - but to fuck with that: all of them, extremely justifiable on paper... just footy is going through a spell the now where crazy shit is happening (see Man C & Arsenal - what the flying fuck is going on 🤷). Dad's is relatively relaxed tbf... a certainty etched in one's mind that one of these weeks, shit'll change and stay changed for the most part. Dad's under no illusions that the current muck is merely a blip on the huge tapestry that is DWT. Chuck enough time and effort at summat, eventually the shit'll stick. Week 1 of sticky shite be this very one 👍 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR NOVEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£45.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£390.09 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1309.27 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £59.93 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that stays true to the mantras mumbled, believing wholeheartedly that magic isnae too far off: IT'S DWT232 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds ASTON VILLA 🔴🔴🟡🟢🟡 crystal palace 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 4/7 BARNSLEY 🟡🟢🟢🟡🟢 wigan 🔴🟡🔴🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 10/11 PETERBOROUGH 🟢🔴🟢🔴🟡 reading 🟡🔴🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 1/1 DWT ODDS: 5/1 DWT232 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A ASTON VILLA BARNSLEY 2/1 B ASTON VILLA PETERBOROUGH 2.14/1 C BARNSLEY PETERBOROUGH 2.82/1 ASTON VILLA The Veil of Struggle Villa currently sports is handy in a way... suddenly, a price way too generous is offered Fell to defeat last time out against Liverpool - but many, many things notable in their efforts tells Dad shit is due to change for the much better A win over Kings of Inconsistency, Spurs may have had cunts believing shit was on the up for palace... then they lost at home to Fulham. They are SHIT Seems a pretty logical one this: a top team who havenae won for a good bitty too long... hombres are due 🤌. No to mention the foes faced during this barren spell - faced top, top cunts. So given it's at home, against a pile of shit - Dad's v comfy indeed 😎 BARNSLEY Five unbeaten in the league are Barnsley - getting the hang of winning much the time good and early A couple of probable gimmes including the days outing afore back-2-back games with Wrexham & Brum... keen as fuck they'll be to win terrifically Conversely - wigan havenae won in 5: looks to Dad like Shaun is heading for the exit door. Useless cunt Part of last week's travesty... so yous are possibly a bitty surprised to see them back. But here - Dad took in that game they drew last Sat'day - should've won. So it's without hesitation Dad accepts the price given and expects routine shit to occur: a comprehensive win to fuck all for our guys 👊 PETERBOROUGH Goals flying in for Peterborough - an addition to most cunts coupon this week based on how obviously shit hot they currently are A 5-1, a 2-4, a 4-1 & a fucking 6-1 in amongst their last 5 games in all comps - tough to see anyone figuring them out anytime soon... certainly no on their own patch Whilst they've a nice wee record at home this season reading, on the road, they are fucking useless: a -9 GD tells Dad Peterborough will fucking destroy them Played 5 repping DWT to date in League 1... Won 5 repping DWT to date in League 1 😎. Every choice to select them comes at the risk of ruining that run - but Dad isnae worried. The 3rd of the 3 at home - Dad's taking advantage of that solid upper hand in every encounter this week 👍. Chuck on top the goalscoring exploits of Peterborough the now - a fucking no-brainer 🤯 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 17 hours ago, Dad said: DWT232: Enough is enough - today is the fucking day... honest 🤚 (23rd November 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A spell of absolute shite to arrest - Dad is obviously well aware 🤚. As such - extra special care & attention has been taken to identify the absolute best possible combination of obvious winners coupled with wondrous value. Ok sure - how oft has one believed such musings afore everything turns to bollocks? A good bitty too many, that's for fucking sure 🤮. A glance back over the preceding 8 outings... a Winner amongst them sure: but 5 (count them) FIVE fucking Whitewashes 😭 - that is, without any doubt - a fucking shambles. Pretty upsetting for sure - especially after intrigue was piqued over yon spell of magnificence... difficult to pinpoint just why such catastrophic collapse has occurred. Some may yell pish about shit selections - but to fuck with that: all of them, extremely justifiable on paper... just footy is going through a spell the now where crazy shit is happening (see Man C & Arsenal - what the flying fuck is going on 🤷). Dad's is relatively relaxed tbf... a certainty etched in one's mind that one of these weeks, shit'll change and stay changed for the most part. Dad's under no illusions that the current muck is merely a blip on the huge tapestry that is DWT. Chuck enough time and effort at summat, eventually the shit'll stick. Week 1 of sticky shite be this very one 👍 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR NOVEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£45.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£390.09 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1309.27 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £59.93 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that stays true to the mantras mumbled, believing wholeheartedly that magic isnae too far off: IT'S DWT232 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds ASTON VILLA 🔴🔴🟡🟢🟡 crystal palace 🔴🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 4/7 BARNSLEY 🟡🟢🟢🟡🟢 wigan 🔴🟡🔴🔴🟡 15:00 GMT 10/11 PETERBOROUGH 🟢🔴🟢🔴🟡 reading 🟡🔴🟢🟢🟢 15:00 GMT 1/1 DWT ODDS: 5/1 DWT232 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A ASTON VILLA BARNSLEY 2/1 B ASTON VILLA PETERBOROUGH 2.14/1 C BARNSLEY PETERBOROUGH 2.82/1 ASTON VILLA The Veil of Struggle Villa currently sports is handy in a way... suddenly, a price way too generous is offered Fell to defeat last time out against Liverpool - but many, many things notable in their efforts tells Dad shit is due to change for the much better A win over Kings of Inconsistency, Spurs may have had cunts believing shit was on the up for palace... then they lost at home to Fulham. They are SHIT Seems a pretty logical one this: a top team who havenae won for a good bitty too long... hombres are due 🤌. No to mention the foes faced during this barren spell - faced top, top cunts. So given it's at home, against a pile of shit - Dad's v comfy indeed 😎 BARNSLEY Five unbeaten in the league are Barnsley - getting the hang of winning much the time good and early A couple of probable gimmes including the days outing afore back-2-back games with Wrexham & Brum... keen as fuck they'll be to win terrifically Conversely - wigan havenae won in 5: looks to Dad like Shaun is heading for the exit door. Useless cunt Part of last week's travesty... so yous are possibly a bitty surprised to see them back. But here - Dad took in that game they drew last Sat'day - should've won. So it's without hesitation Dad accepts the price given and expects routine shit to occur: a comprehensive win to fuck all for our guys 👊 PETERBOROUGH Goals flying in for Peterborough - an addition to most cunts coupon this week based on how obviously shit hot they currently are A 5-1, a 2-4, a 4-1 & a fucking 6-1 in amongst their last 5 games in all comps - tough to see anyone figuring them out anytime soon... certainly no on their own patch Whilst they've a nice wee record at home this season reading, on the road, they are fucking useless: a -9 GD tells Dad Peterborough will fucking destroy them Played 5 repping DWT to date in League 1... Won 5 repping DWT to date in League 1 😎. Every choice to select them comes at the risk of ruining that run - but Dad isnae worried. The 3rd of the 3 at home - Dad's taking advantage of that solid upper hand in every encounter this week 👍. Chuck on top the goalscoring exploits of Peterborough the now - a fucking no-brainer 🤯 "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. A winner in the making faither, a winner. 1 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 Missed it today, good luck! 🤞 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 23 Author Share Posted November 23 1 hour ago, Awayfromhomered said: Missed it today, good luck! 🤞 Lucky you 🤮 A pile of fucking SHIT Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 4 minutes ago, Dad said: Lucky you 🤮 A pile of fucking SHIT Next week! Onwards & upwards old boy 💪 1 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 4 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: A winner in the making faither, a winner. Not to be auld yin..... 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted November 23 Author Share Posted November 23 1 hour ago, Awayfromhomered said: Next week! Onwards & upwards old boy 💪 Always son haha 👍 1 hour ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Not to be auld yin..... I tell you son - Dad was glancing back at the last several: some quite remarkable consistency with 'upsets'... These cunts shouldnae be losing , let alone with such frequency 🙁 Football is a funny old game, as some fat guff cunt said a bunch 1 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 12 hours ago, Dad said: Always son haha 👍 I tell you son - Dad was glancing back at the last several: some quite remarkable consistency with 'upsets'... These cunts shouldnae be losing , let alone with such frequency 🙁 Football is a funny old game, as some fat guff cunt said a bunch Just a wee thought auld yin. I was fortunate with 2 over 2.5 goals matches at Lincoln and Ross County yesterday where the feckin bookies priced same at 6/5 and 13/10 respectively. In other words the arseholes aren't so great at pricing up said options. Plus a goals bet is open for the whole match. Peterborough scored in the 96th minute and Motherwell did likewise in the 83rd minute to win my weekend coupon. Food for thought old man. Link to comment
Dad Posted November 24 Author Share Posted November 24 13 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: Just a wee thought auld yin. I was fortunate with 2 over 2.5 goals matches at Lincoln and Ross County yesterday where the feckin bookies priced same at 6/5 and 13/10 respectively. In other words the arseholes aren't so great at pricing up said options. Plus a goals bet is open for the whole match. Peterborough scored in the 96th minute and Motherwell did likewise in the 83rd minute to win my weekend coupon. Food for thought old man. Here for sure son - would certainly stick summat on separately... But always always - DWT is 3 winners - that's how it must be owing to my petty determination to make it work as is. It'll happen - next week 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted Friday at 09:35 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 09:35 AM DWT233: October Rescued at the final hurdle... a repeat the day, Dad's Partying 72h Straight 🎆 (30th November 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A good few weeks of the same sort of shite spoken in these stanza's that's been now sure - gets to a fucking stage where an awkwardness becomes shirt collar-pullingly cringeworthy if truth be fucking told 🤵. Dad's kept the pencil sharp - no doubts there... and for the sacrifice offered price-wise, no much good has come of it - barely a Double in sight 🔭 And here's us now sure - amidst a weekend fucked fixtures-wise, owing to the bullshit cup bollocks 😠. Dad's using the havoc positively but; a wee plunge taken, rather than the rather dull 'safe on paper' approach of recency. Odd's more akin to that of yesteryear 👴. Imagine that sure... the wide cunt was the one that brought in back round - fucking terrific ❤️ All good sure - but yous are probably asking by now, 'Here... it's only fucking Thursday - why the early publication?' Dad's celebrating a rather special milestone this week sure... requires a bitty more care & attention than the usual ✌️. May very well upset the way of things over the entirety of the weekend sure - so please, dinnae worry: Dad's Ok 👍 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR NOVEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£65.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£410.09 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1329.27 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £39.93 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that takes a chance on the crazy dice rolling just one more fucking time, but this time, FOR Dad, no fucking AGAINST him: IT'S DWT233 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds KILMARNOCK 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴 dundee 🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 MILLWALL 🟡🟡🟢🟢🟢 oxford 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴 12:30 GMT 5/4 FLEETWOOD 🟢🟡🟡🔴🔴 colchester 🟢🟡🟡🔴🟡 12:30 GMT 19/20 DWT ODDS: 7.78/1 DWT233 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A KILMARNOCK MILLWALL 7/2 B KILMARNOCK FLEETWOOD 2.9/1 C MILLWALL FLEETWOOD 3.39/1 KILMARNOCK A pair of 3-2 wins shared between these two last couple - it's Killie's turn in the rotation 4 Defeats in the last five; all away except one at home vs Celtic - no drama here Just 1 away win for dundee thus far - generally, they shite it Stats a bit patchy for this one... Dad's Going Gut here to be frank ✌️. I like that dundee won convincingly last time - gives the price that extra bit of peppery flavour, which is perfect for our situation: hoping for the fucking best 🤘 MILLWALL 8 unbeaten now are Millwall - THE form team in the fucking league A wee nudge maybes to the lack of goals... but for fucking sure, if that's a buck they're looking to trend, no better that oxford, the useless arseholes 3 losses shipping 10 goals for oxford - 6 in one game lol - fodder The Obvious Cunt of the pack - stats-wise, no many better options than Millwall. A game in hand over every cunt above them - win that, they're potentially 6th 😱. Quite remarkable given the sludge they were obviously stuck in out the blocks. Routine stuff the day - a win to nil: yous watch 👀 FLEETWOOD Manys a game in hand have Fleetwood - a sleeping giant hidden by their seemingly shit league position Unbeaten in their last 3 - terrific sustenance given the fullness of their calendar recently No fixtures between these two since 2016 - that's owing to Fleetwood generally being a shit ton better and higher up than fuckwits like colchester Finally their cup adventures (plural) ended there in recent weeks... has meant Fleetwood have been very busy this season - and a fucking terrific job done as well sure 👏. Room aplenty now available to them to close the gap to cunts above: 2 or 3 games in hand depending on the cunts being compared to. No a bother on their own patch especially - expecting a comfy early destruction of colchester. "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted Friday at 09:46 AM Share Posted Friday at 09:46 AM What’s the special milestone? Being taken off the register? Link to comment
Dad Posted Friday at 06:06 PM Author Share Posted Friday at 06:06 PM 8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: What’s the special milestone? Being taken off the register? Oh here he is, sucking up to Dad because he's getting kicked out of Oz Fuck you cunt Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted Friday at 09:26 PM Share Posted Friday at 09:26 PM 11 hours ago, Dad said: DWT233: October Rescued at the final hurdle... a repeat the day, Dad's Partying 72h Straight 🎆 (30th November 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️ A good few weeks of the same sort of shite spoken in these stanza's that's been now sure - gets to a fucking stage where an awkwardness becomes shirt collar-pullingly cringeworthy if truth be fucking told 🤵. Dad's kept the pencil sharp - no doubts there... and for the sacrifice offered price-wise, no much good has come of it - barely a Double in sight 🔭 And here's us now sure - amidst a weekend fucked fixtures-wise, owing to the bullshit cup bollocks 😠. Dad's using the havoc positively but; a wee plunge taken, rather than the rather dull 'safe on paper' approach of recency. Odd's more akin to that of yesteryear 👴. Imagine that sure... the wide cunt was the one that brought in back round - fucking terrific ❤️ All good sure - but yous are probably asking by now, 'Here... it's only fucking Thursday - why the early publication?' Dad's celebrating a rather special milestone this week sure... requires a bitty more care & attention than the usual ✌️. May very well upset the way of things over the entirety of the weekend sure - so please, dinnae worry: Dad's Ok 👍 Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment of your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable with doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance of disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL FOR NOVEMBER 2024 STANDS AT: -£65.84 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£410.09 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1329.27 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: £39.93 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, one that takes a chance on the crazy dice rolling just one more fucking time, but this time, FOR Dad, no fucking AGAINST him: IT'S DWT233 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds KILMARNOCK 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴 dundee 🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 1/1 MILLWALL 🟡🟡🟢🟢🟢 oxford 🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴 12:30 GMT 5/4 FLEETWOOD 🟢🟡🟡🔴🔴 colchester 🟢🟡🟡🔴🟡 12:30 GMT 19/20 DWT ODDS: 7.78/1 DWT233 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A KILMARNOCK MILLWALL 7/2 B KILMARNOCK FLEETWOOD 2.9/1 C MILLWALL FLEETWOOD 3.39/1 KILMARNOCK A pair of 3-2 wins shared between these two last couple - it's Killie's turn in the rotation 4 Defeats in the last five; all away except one at home vs Celtic - no drama here Just 1 away win for dundee thus far - generally, they shite it Stats a bit patchy for this one... Dad's Going Gut here to be frank ✌️. I like that dundee won convincingly last time - gives the price that extra bit of peppery flavour, which is perfect for our situation: hoping for the fucking best 🤘 MILLWALL 8 unbeaten now are Millwall - THE form team in the fucking league A wee nudge maybes to the lack of goals... but for fucking sure, if that's a buck they're looking to trend, no better that oxford, the useless arseholes 3 losses shipping 10 goals for oxford - 6 in one game lol - fodder The Obvious Cunt of the pack - stats-wise, no many better options than Millwall. A game in hand over every cunt above them - win that, they're potentially 6th 😱. Quite remarkable given the sludge they were obviously stuck in out the blocks. Routine stuff the day - a win to nil: yous watch 👀 FLEETWOOD Manys a game in hand have Fleetwood - a sleeping giant hidden by their seemingly shit league position Unbeaten in their last 3 - terrific sustenance given the fullness of their calendar recently No fixtures between these two since 2016 - that's owing to Fleetwood generally being a shit ton better and higher up than fuckwits like colchester Finally their cup adventures (plural) ended there in recent weeks... has meant Fleetwood have been very busy this season - and a fucking terrific job done as well sure 👏. Room aplenty now available to them to close the gap to cunts above: 2 or 3 games in hand depending on the cunts being compared to. No a bother on their own patch especially - expecting a comfy early destruction of colchester. "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. When I am not so sure about DWT you win. I am not confident about yer selections, so you'll be successful 🤞. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted Saturday at 06:31 AM Author Share Posted Saturday at 06:31 AM 9 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: When I am not so sure about DWT you win. I am not confident about yer selections, so you'll be successful 🤞. I fucking hope so son; dark times it's been 😑 This week it's happening 👍 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted Sunday at 10:42 AM Share Posted Sunday at 10:42 AM On 11/30/2024 at 6:31 AM, Dad said: I fucking hope so son; dark times it's been 😑 This week it's happening 👍 A pish weekend all round, so far. Hopefully JT secures a victory this afternoon, and maintains last place for the Watery Farts. (As long as Spaceship Heed disnae score.) Link to comment
Dad Posted Sunday at 03:38 PM Author Share Posted Sunday at 03:38 PM 4 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: A pish weekend all round, so far. Hopefully JT secures a victory this afternoon, and maintains last place for the Watery Farts. (As long as Spaceship Heed disnae score.) Clobbered again son... It'll surely settle down hopefully 👍 Link to comment
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